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  1. 04-25-2007, 06:57 PM #1
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    Default It always happens in the movies...

    When a girl is in a house all by herself in a horror movie, it is always raining or thunder and lightning outside.

    Anybody eating chinese food always eats it out of the box with chopsticks.

    In any musical, no matter how tough the gang and/or bad guy, they/he can always belt out a heartfelt melody in a deep and lilting baritone voice.

    Whenever at a bar or dance with loud music cranked up on high, the couple the audience sees talking have perfectly audible voices and can talk as though there is no music.

    It is impossible for two colleages of the opposite sex to have a completely proffessional relationship.

    If you decide to launch into song there will always be backing music available.

    Whenever the hero crawls through the ventilation system, the vents are never hot or cold. That way, the hero never has to burn himself on the hot metal while he is eluding the villain. Likewise, he will never have to shiver if the air conditioning is on.

    Guns never have to be reloaded. Characters will shoot forever.

    Teens are always confronted by their lover/crush/friend the EXACT moment they open their locker.

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  2. 04-25-2007, 07:06 PM #2
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    If you see a computer/laptop it's usually a Mac...

    "You just handle the justice, and I'll handle the revenge myself."
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    or a dell
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    Also in horror movies they ALWAYS run UP stairs instead of out the damned door.
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    Quote Originally Posted by d-ninja
    or a dell
    Never seen a dell....

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    lol
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  7. 04-25-2007, 08:15 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lizbiz101
    If you see a computer/laptop it's usually a Mac...
    And they generally have interfaces and operating systems that don't exist.
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    lmao
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    lol, thats so true.
    hachi roku groove
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lizbiz101
    Never seen a dell....
    watch firewall with harrison ford it has dell servers
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    It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out all of them. A man will show no pain while tortured, but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.

    Sudden accelleration of a car (be it forwards, backwards, stopping, skidding, sliding, or whatever) causes a loud skid, even on dirt or wet roads. Be prepared. Each wheel is also fitted with a smoke device to let you know when this happens. Hollywood cars are also special: when you take off quickly, you always leave a skid mark for each drive wheel, regardless of whether you have a limited slip differential or not.

    Pedestrians in Hollywood have the world's best reactions, so don't worry if you have to drive down a sidewalk. Mr Pappodopolus is quite used to having his fruit cart smashed, and despite his gesticulations and curses, he always manages to get out of the way in time.

    couple i thought were funny..
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  12. 04-25-2007, 10:14 PM #12
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    also, all cars have loud exhausts, no matter what the car.
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    Hahaha...remember in Spiderman where the dude pulls up in a Prowler? Thing sounds like a big-block V-8 with open headers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by VooDooXII
    Hahaha...remember in Spiderman where the dude pulls up in a Prowler? Thing sounds like a big-block V-8 with open headers.
    I noticed that too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by koukis14
    I noticed that too.
    Only a true car lover goes to see spiderman and ends up paying attention to the cars in the movie.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NSCredondo
    Only a true car lover goes to see spiderman and ends up paying attention to the cars in the movie.
    that is true...

    in War of the Worlds when Tom Cruise was singing ''Little Deuce Coupe" the only people in the theatre laughing were my friends and i...
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    cops never wait for back up

    a car will always explode no matter where the bullet hits

    the hero will always get his ass kicked in a fight, but somehows gets a 2nd wind and becomes victorious

    the nerd always get the girl
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  18. 04-26-2007, 01:57 AM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by NSCredondo
    Only a true car lover goes to see spiderman and ends up paying attention to the cars in the movie.
    Yea...it was a Saturn Ion that was thrown into the coffee shop right?

    I noticed by the ugly-ass wheel.
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  19. 04-26-2007, 02:00 AM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by VooDooXII
    Yea...it was a Saturn Ion that was thrown into the coffee shop right?

    I noticed by the ugly-ass wheel.
    that was a Ford Taurus...
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    You liar...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ox90CVQT7Ec

    Ignore the music...

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    Quote Originally Posted by sHpReLuDe
    It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out all of them. A man will show no pain while tortured, but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.

    Sudden accelleration of a car (be it forwards, backwards, stopping, skidding, sliding, or whatever) causes a loud skid, even on dirt or wet roads. Be prepared. Each wheel is also fitted with a smoke device to let you know when this happens. Hollywood cars are also special: when you take off quickly, you always leave a skid mark for each drive wheel, regardless of whether you have a limited slip differential or not.

    Pedestrians in Hollywood have the world's best reactions, so don't worry if you have to drive down a sidewalk. Mr Pappodopolus is quite used to having his fruit cart smashed, and despite his gesticulations and curses, he always manages to get out of the way in time.

    couple i thought were funny..
    Also, every gear shift makes a "KER-CHUNK" sound.

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    always run out of gas in the middle of nowhere
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    Quote Originally Posted by VooDooXII
    You liar...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ox90CVQT7Ec

    Ignore the music...



    NERD

    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to VooDooXII again.




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    Actually, that picture is misleading...I think it was an Ion QuadCoupe

    Damn...Nerd indeed. I think I'm at Tech for a reason...haha.
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    ^ that music is fucking awesome~
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