So I'm on 20e, just trying to get home minding my business. And I see something that looks like a big ass bee flying up behind me. It's a Lexus GS. I mean it's midnight on a sunday, so I'm cruising at about 90mph and he's gotta be doing 100. So he starts flashing for me to exit his lane, and I was about to I swear, but Mr Fukthat began to talk.
'That's a fuckin big ass GS, fuck that leave his ass'
So anyway, now we're racing. Or he's trying to. We go for about 10 miles, almost door to door then he pulls off. I'm pissy because he shouldn't have been on me period, but whatever. Driving along again, and I see something else coming. Maybe a mile back, looks like a BMW.
He flys up behind me, and Mr Fukthat starts.
'What's that...BMW? Hmm...5 serious? Psssssh fuck you'
I look down, and I'm at 120 and he's right there. Look down again, 125. He's right there. Look down again, 135, and he switches lanes and passes my ass like I was doing 30. Alls I heard was "wooooosssssshhhh". Turns out it was damn '07 M5.
Anyway, I was tricked. I dont think I actually got owned, because I didn't know wtf I was doing.




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