Your momma glasses so thick that she can see the people on the map.
Your momma glasses so thick that she can see the people on the map.
Yo mama's so fat, when she went to Burger King and asked for a Whopper, they gave her the sign.
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Yo mama's so fat, all the restaurants in town have signs that say:
"Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Mama"
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You momma bootie so big that when she scratched her neck it smell like doo-doo.
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yo momma ass so big that she sat on a curb and made a driveway.
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Yo mama's so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton or Better yet a MILK TRUCK
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yo mama teeth so yellow that she just takes the toast and rubs it on her teeth for butta..
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Yo momma so fat that..that..that...she fell down and couldnt get up...
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Yo mama's so fat, she don't wear a G-String, she wears an A, B, C, D, E, F, G-String
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White dude joke:
Your mother is so ugly that when she looked in the mirror it cracked.
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OOOO I think you got me!!!........................Originally Posted by AtifSajid
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Yo momma so fat that she kept on making fat jokes to get her post count up.
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Yes...I won!!
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LOL Wish others would jump in they gave up.
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Yo mama's so fat, she fills up the bath tub, and then she turns on the water.
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Yo momma so stupid, she thought "Wu Tang" was an African orange drink!!
LOL That was good
Yo mama's so fat, when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease, the doctor gave her 5 years to live.
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Yo mama's so fat, I saw a picture of her in a magazine on page 4, 5, 6, 7, and 8
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Yo mama so black that she jumped out of airplane and it was night for 10 minutes.
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Yo mama so fat she jumped up and got stuck!
Yo mama teef so messed up that the dentist put a fence in a her mouth to make them suckas straight..
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Yo mama's so fat, she makes Big Bird look like a rubber duck.
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Yo mama house so small she ordered a large pizza had to eat it outside!
yo mama hair so nappy that they invented a new hairstyle called Kudzu...
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Yo mama so fat she goes out in heels and comes back in flip flops!
yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
Yo mama so fat the phone company gave her and area code!
Yo momma so hairy that when she went to the zoo, they locked her ass up with the water buffalo's.
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Yo mama's so fat, at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts.
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You momma so hairy that at you family reunion she went over the pond and all her family said aww look at that water buffalo drinking water...
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Yo mama so fat I had to roll over twice just to get off the bitch!
Damn you guys got me wasting me time..I need to be working..but this shit is to funny...
Yo momma so fat that she tried counting to 10 on her fingers and couldnt find all 10.
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You mama so dumb she couldn't count to twenty with bare feet!
yo mama so stupid she had you!
yo momma so fat and you daddy so fat that when they fuck, that shit is like 2 sperm whales going at it..
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Your mama so ugly when she was born your Grand Daddy Slapped the doctor.
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yo momma so fat that she sat on some coals and made diamonds..
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Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is rocky-road.
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your momma so ugly that whe she was born the the doctor shot himself..
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Yo mama's so fat, when she put on some BVD's by the time they reached her waist they spelled "BouleVarD."
2008 Pontiac G8 GT (Not your Daddys 4 door)
2006 CBR F4i - (Sold)
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