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    Default Question...advice...short story

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    lol @ asking advice from IA

    good luck girl...
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    Quote Originally Posted by CH@Dbee
    lol @ asking advice from IA

    good luck girl...
    1st reply qouted for truth
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    revenge sex... I'm available all weekend.

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    You're cute. Move on. If he's gonna lie to you, what's he worth?
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    this is going to get interesting...

    ~shoots chad and uses his decomposing corpse as a stool...then proceeds to grab popcorn~
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Yousef
    this is going to get interesting...

    ~shoots chad and uses his decomposing corpse as a stool...then proceeds to grab popcorn~
    *chad still lives and precedes to rip yousefs testicles off and through them at jenna*
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    Quote Originally Posted by CH@Dbee
    *chad still lives and precedes to rip yousefs testicles off and through them at jenna*
    don't you mean ''throw'' not ''through'' you non power window having bitch cunt whore fucker cracker honkey from hell?





























    i wuv u
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Yousef
    don't you mean ''throw'' not ''through'' you non power window having bitch cunt whore fucker cracker honkey from hell?





























    i wuv u
    do u have power windows in the rear? do u bitch face? huh? ok then STFU/GTFO/DIAF/ECT

















































    i hate u bunches
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    Quote Originally Posted by CH@Dbee
    do u have power windows in the rear? do u bitch face? huh? ok then STFU/GTFO/DIAF/ECT

















































    i hate u bunches
    but i don't drive a sedan you honkey donkey loving hillbilly penis admirer!!



    and no you don't hate me...
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Yousef
    don't you mean ''throw'' not ''through'' you non power window having bitch cunt whore fucker cracker honkey from hell?
    I find it hilarious that the power windows thing is still being used.
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    Haha. Well I kinda figured with mostly all guys that I wouldn't get "advice" but I mainly wanted to vent, and I also wanted to make sure that I wasn't just being paranoid.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jencls22
    Haha. Well I kinda figured with mostly all guys that I wouldn't get "advice" but I mainly wanted to vent, and I also wanted to make sure that I wasn't just being paranoid.
    the girl was drunk and 18, i would have done her too.

    but i would have got it on tape and posted it here.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CH@Dbee
    the girl was drunk and 18, i would have done her too.

    but i would have got it on tape and posted it here.
    X2
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jencls22
    So...let me know what you guys think this sounds like:

    1. We are having a house party with 3 other couples and someone's little sister (her 18th birthday)
    2. At about 4AM everyone gets tired, everyone wants to leave.
    3. Everyone gets packed up.....and the little sister needs carried to the car by the guys because she was beyond wasted (Im talking puke in her hair, she was gross.
    4. My boyfriend decides to help, and says "I'll be right back in 2 minutes after I help them."
    5. NOON THE NEXT DAY he comes home after a whole night of not answering phone calls and his friends not answering phone calls.
    6. I ask where he was he replies "I was with everyone." Let me remind you that the whole reason everyone left was because they were tired of drinking and needed sleep. So why they still wanted to party, I will never know.
    7. I found a text message the next day from his friend (that I called after I realized he wasnt coming home) saying "Umm, Jenna just called me and wants to know where you are, what should I say?"


    So long story short, SHADY! What do you think?
    He cheated, end of story. The king is correct, revenge sex is in order.
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    Yeah, I figured. It sucks. Oh well, move on I guess.
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    I wouldn't neccessarily say he cheated, but it's definitly sketch.

    1. He lied, flat out.
    2. He avoided you, flat out.
    3. He had his buddies avoid you for whatever reason...
    4. Whether he cheated or not, he avoided you for some reason.
    5. If he didn't cheat, why didn't he answer?
    6. Clearly his phone was in working operation and he knew you were trying to reach him.

    Those aren't neccesarily in order, but definitly justification for a discussion, and maybe splitting if he can't be loyal.
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    Quote Originally Posted by EvasiveEF9
    I wouldn't neccessarily say he cheated, but it's definitly sketch.

    1. He lied, flat out.
    2. He avoided you, flat out.
    3. He had his buddies avoid you for whatever reason...
    4. Whether he cheated or not, he avoided you for some reason.
    5. If he didn't cheat, why didn't he answer?
    6. Clearly his phone was in working operation and he knew you were trying to reach him.

    Those aren't neccesarily in order, but definitly justification for a discussion, and maybe splitting if he can't be loyal.
    You are correct. But with his track record, he probably cheated. With a puke-infested fat chick, but hey whatever floats his boat.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jencls22
    You are correct. But with his track record, he probably cheated. With a puke-infested fat chick, but hey whatever floats his boat.
    aahahahahahahha you got pw3nd for a puke infested fat chick...


    ahahhahahahhaha...
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Yousef
    aahahahahahahha you got pw3nd for a puke infested fat chick...


    ahahhahahahhaha...
    seriously
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Yousef
    aahahahahahahha you got pw3nd for a puke infested fat chick...


    ahahhahahahhaha...
    Thanks. =( I feel much better now.

    And he was pretty tipsy, but not fully drunk.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jencls22
    Thanks. =( I feel much better now.

    And he was pretty tipsy, but not fully drunk.
    stop making excuses for him

    he obviously just wanted more cushion for the pushin
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jencls22
    Thanks. =( I feel much better now.

    And he was pretty tipsy, but not fully drunk.
    and how is that better for you? atleast if he was fully drunk then it MAYBE acceptable...but if he was tipsy...then he decided bone a fat puking chick..thats fucking funny...
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    Yeah, she wasn't pretty at all BTW. Kinda large. Just so you know......haha.
    Why do guys insist on cheating with ugly girls? What is it with them?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jencls22
    Yeah, she wasn't pretty at all BTW. Kinda large. Just so you know......haha.
    Why do guys insist on cheating with ugly girls? What is it with them?
    cause they suck a mean dick, and have no shame, i mean , who else is gonna fuck them?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jencls22
    Yeah, she wasn't pretty at all BTW. Kinda large. Just so you know......haha.
    Why do guys insist on cheating with ugly girls? What is it with them?
    was he drunk?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jencls22
    Yeah, she wasn't pretty at all BTW. Kinda large. Just so you know......haha.
    Why do guys insist on cheating with ugly girls? What is it with them?
    because no one would believe they had sex with the fat chick.
    its kinda like double safe sex.
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    i hear the best way for a woman to get over a cheating partner is to have wild promiscuous sex and take a nut shot to the eye.

    i know i saw that on Opra
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. KiDD
    i hear the best way for a woman to get over a cheating partner is to have wild promiscuous sex and take a nut shot to the eye.

    i know i saw that on Opra
    she allso said something about donkey punchs on that show right?
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    my shoe size is 12....

    shoot me a pm
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hulud
    my shoe size is 12....

    shoot me a pm
    My size is 14 double wide.. and my wife is down......... Shoot ME a PM.


    Hahahahhaahaha......... C-BLOCKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Echonova
    My size is 14 double wide.. and my wife is down......... Shoot ME a PM.


    Hahahahhaahaha......... C-BLOCKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    yea but you live in NC so it aint worth it, that why she will settle for me motherfucker! lol
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    lol @ the yousefer
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    Geeze that is sooooo wrong, in so many ways. I would be pissed as hell. I would let him know I was pissed as hell. No sex for him at all!!!! What the heck! how long have ya'll been dating??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lizbiz101
    Geeze that is sooooo wrong, in so many ways. I would be pissed as hell. I would let him know I was pissed as hell. No sex for him at all!!!! What the heck! how long have ya'll been dating??
    Well weve been together for almost 5 years....and we've lived together for about 2 years.
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    are u sure that was puke in her hair?
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    I suggest you call or PM Yousef.. .. He has the longest Indian man string you will ever play with. He sits at 3 inches.. According to Indian sources he has the indian record..

    A weekend for you to remember....

    look him up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Julio
    I suggest you call or PM Yousef.. .. He has the longest Indian man string you will ever play with. He sits at 3 inches.. According to Indian sources he has the indian record..

    A weekend for you to remember....

    look him up.
    yousef just got










































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    Quote Originally Posted by Julio
    I suggest you call or PM Yousef.. .. He has the longest Indian man string you will ever play with. He sits at 3 inches.. According to Indian sources he has the indian record..

    A weekend for you to remember....

    look him up.
    i fucking hate you...
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    Fat chicks are easy........ and they'll do ANYTHING!!!!! Which is good...... sort of... kinda.
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