random joke... kinda funny...
Johnny wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really hot blonde chick in his office.... but she was dating someone else.
One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went to her and said, "I'll give
you a $100 if you let me have sex with you..."
The girl looked at him, then said, "NO."
Johnny said, "I'll be real fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll finish by the time you've picked it up."
She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her boyfriend... so she called him and explained the situation.
Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200, pick up the money really fast. He wont even be able to get his pants down."
She agrees and accepts the proposal.
Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is still waiting for his girlfriend's call . Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks “What happened....?”
Still breathing hard, she managed to reply, "The bastard had all quarters!"
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Originally Posted by Lucky SC
