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  1. 03-22-2007, 09:00 PM #1
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    Default Last one for the night...

    Okay so a guy is
    nearing the
    end of his
    senior
    year in high school.
    Unfortunately,
    he still has to share a room with his
    younger
    brother who is only 9
    years
    old.

    One night, he decides to bring his
    girlfriend home
    for a little fun.
    They
    have bunk beds and the guy notices that
    his little
    brother is already
    asleep
    on the lower bunk, so he and his
    girlfriend climb
    up
    to the top bunk.
    As you
    might expect things start to heat up.

    The guy remembers that his little brother
    is
    sleeping below so he tells
    his
    girlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wants
    it
    harder and "tomato" if
    she
    wants a new position.

    Lettuce!!!

    Tomato!!!

    Lettuce!!!

    Tomato!!!

    Lettuce!!!

    Tomato!!!

    She screams.

    Lettuce!!!

    Tomato!!!

    Whoa!!!

    PULL IT OUT!!!

    PULL IT OUT NOW!!!

    I can't get pregnant!


    Then the little brother shouts up,
    "Hey, would you guys stop making
    sandwiches up there! You're getting
    mayonnaise
    all over my
    face!

    Later, QD.
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  2. 03-22-2007, 09:02 PM #2
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    oh man

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  3. 03-22-2007, 09:02 PM #3
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    funny..




    but heard it b4.. sorry QD.. maybe you should just stick to your usual quips.. and own genius/making fun of lesser, and yournger individuals..
    there i did it.. what'd you think?
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  4. 03-22-2007, 09:02 PM #4
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    Grose!
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  5. 03-22-2007, 09:07 PM #5
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    repost
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  6. 03-22-2007, 09:16 PM #6
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    Nasty repost.
    Quote Originally Posted by Lucky SC
    so let me get this straight.
    u hate black people...
    so you went to africa?
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  7. 03-22-2007, 09:36 PM #7
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    lol
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  8. 03-22-2007, 09:47 PM #8
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    LOL WTF THATS SOME RAN KIZAMA SHIT RIGHT THERE BUT SUBTRACT THE GIRL


    EWWWW
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  9. 03-22-2007, 09:51 PM #9
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    Im now reconsidering my sig.......
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  10. 03-22-2007, 09:57 PM #10
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    gross lol
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  11. 03-22-2007, 10:00 PM #11
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  12. 03-22-2007, 10:02 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by dorin48
    Im now reconsidering my sig.......
    QD inspires all... well mostly all minus the haters.
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  13. 03-22-2007, 10:15 PM #13
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    qd is the man but


    damn yall are nutswinging awfully hard there.... his aged prostates might not be able to take it.
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  14. 03-22-2007, 10:38 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr_Mischif
    Nasty repost.
    OMG I was going to + rep you for the comic in your sig but it won't let me. :-(
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