And yet, another one...
One night a man and his wife were in bed. The wife curled up ready for sleep and the husband put his bedlamp on to read a book. As he was reading, he stopped, reached over to his wife and started fondling her between the legs. He did this only for a very short while, then stopped and went back to reading his book.
The wife then got up and started stripping off in front of him. The husband was confused and asked, "Why are you taking all your clothes off?"
The wife replied, "You were playing with me down there. I thought it was foreplay for something a bit heavier."
The husband said, "No, not at all."
The wife then asked, "Well, what were you doing then?"
"Oh," he said, "I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages of my book!"
Later, QD.
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