Shot in the side, fell off a skateboard going straight down a 40 degree hill at about 60 mph on the road, had my head cracked open twice. That's about it. Scars to prove it all. Later, QD.
Shot in the side, fell off a skateboard going straight down a 40 degree hill at about 60 mph on the road, had my head cracked open twice. That's about it. Scars to prove it all. Later, QD.
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LOLOLOL Wow.....Most I ever did was um a knife cut? I ono all I know is I got few bruises, black eyes, and what not but nothing like broken bones.
I'm still recovering from my bad accident... It happened when I went on a business trip in my F-450 box truck(I'm an art salesman). I was on I-24W heading up toward Nashville and had my accident near Murfreesboro. I rear ended an 18 wheeler that was stalled in my lane that I couldn't avoid. I tried to swerve but the weight hindered my turning ability. I smacked the left corner of the trailer and almost pushed the trailer over the white line. My truck crushed down over me and I had to be cut out with the jaws of life. I was rushed to Vanderbilt where it was determined that I had a broken arm, femur, torn knee tendon, fractured hip, and fractured T-9 vertebrae. Amazingly after 3 weeks in the hospital i was released to go home. I am gradually getting better daily. I just sit and stare out the window at my lonely evo. Sucks...but thank God I am alive.
broke my left femur twice in a 6 month period...
once in a car accident...
had an external fixation rod put in place (kinda like this...but imagine that on my thigh):
a couple of months later the doc took two of those pins out...and i broke my leg again within 3 hours while walking to my backyard (i actually heard it break..it literally sounded like a wooden branch breaking)...
then i was placed in a spica cast for about a week:
the one on the left..
then after that i had 4 steel rods put into place...
that year sucked...
Val RIP
Originally Posted by Halfwit
I don't wanna imagine anything on your thigh. Later, QD.
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LOL....i hate u
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2 concussions from soccer - I was pushed full speed into the goal post. I was playing goal keeper and I dove to grab the ball and the striker kicked me in the head.
I broke my collar bone during a scrimage game with the athena (girl's classic team) team, I went up for a header and the defender hit me while I was in the air causing me to flip and land on my shoulder.
I broke my arm while playing sideline bust football on the street
2006 Evo IX - Bolt ons
I got a concussion right after the blizzard in 93 when a soccer goal fell on my head, I was six.
2nd day of kindergarten I fell up a hill at Dolvin Elementary school (there is a concrete staircase there now) and broke my nose so bad I almost had to have reconstructive surgery.
While we were living in an apartment in Orlando (our house wasnt finished) I was jumping on the bed, jumped off and cut my heel on the corner of the metal framed bed that didnt have a safety cap on it. I missed my achilles tendon by less than a millimeter.
Ive broken all my fingers on each hand except for my thumbs and pinkys. Most of them more than once. Ive also dislocated my knees (sometimes both at the same time) on multiple occasions.
Broke my wrist when I fell up the stairs. My dad called me an idiot and laughed all the way to the ER. It is pretty funny though.
Ive got more but ill stop there.
um, i cut my index finger open with a pocket knife and had to have 10 stitches.
that's pretty much it.
that happened to me too. the cover was a round one balanced over the hole with a rod going through the middle, which is completely retarded since if you tapped it it'd just spin around on the rod. so yeah, i stepped on it with my left leg not knowing, and it fell through and scraped up against the concrete edge before i fell down. it was like an 8ft drop, but there was a buncha leaves and garbage at the bottom so it wasn't so bad. i lost a solid chunk of skin, and my tibia was shaved down nearly to the marrow. i climbed out, and ran home. for some reason it didn't hurt at all, just bled pretty bad.i put some weird disinfectent powder stuff on it cause we didn't have any neosporin in serbia at the time, and wrapped it up. i didn't get any stitches, so it left a pretty ugly scar(and took 3 months to heal), but i was only 7 at the time, and over time and growing and everything it doesn't look so bad. i don't feel anything in that area, and there's apparently next to no blood flow, since i got cut there pretty bad once a couple years ago, and it didn't bleed at all sans a few drops.
besides that i broke my right arm snowboarding, had a screw go through my forehead, came pretty close to drilling my brain, fractured my right shin, broke a bunch of fingers, dislocated my shoulder and tore rotator cuff(but it healed really well), and a minor nose break. nothing major, nothing life threatening(minus that fucking screw. apparently in addition to nearly skewering my brain, it was infected with tetanus and i had to get shots once a week for like 2 months afterwards)
shock ftw. ill bet it hurt like hell about a minute later.
Got knocked off a 40ft tower while in the Army. Overshot the safety mat and landed flat on the ground. Permanently shifted my spine from the impact. Apparently it wouldn't have been so bad, but my muscles locked up around it. Couldn't stand up straight for 9 months. Had to walk with a cane and have a buddy with me at all times. Walking to chow, getting in and out of bed, ect... Sucked @ss and Army doctors suck.
Broke my right leg three times.
1) Going up my old driveway (which was a hill) on my bike. Mom turned in too fast and ran me over in the Volvo.
2) Hit a jump on my dirtbike and jumped off to keep from landing on a kid. Bike landed on me shomehow and broke my leg. Kid was safe though.
3) Smashed between two football helmets during a game.
Accidentally got shot in the stomach with an old .22 rifle by a buddy. Wasn't bad. Just went to the hospital and patched it up. Scared the hell out of us though.
*POW*
Me - "Dude...did you just shoot me?"
Johnathan - "Oh sh*t! Are you alright?!"
Me - "Um...ow. I think we should go to the hospital."
i got shot in the heart about 6 weeks ago. pretty much the worst thing that has happend to me.
i shot a man in reno just to watch him die.
probably, but i don't really remember. i know my mom was goin apeshit tellin me to go to the hospital to get stitches, and my dad saying i wasn't a pussy and didn't need em.
worst thing ive had beside cuts and stuff was a really bad sprung anckle..while pllaying soccer.. had a cast for 2 weeks or so... and ive done many sports and i always try stupid stunts.. just lucky i guess..
I've also had several BMX ouchies! lol. 80 stitches in my upper lip doing a backflip and only made it half way over lol. Didnt hurt a bit, until I got to the ER and was dying of thirst, the shock of the ice water hurt severely!!! but cleaned it out nicely haha.
I've been shot with a .22 rifle too. When I was younger I was a pudgy little prick. Now i'm just a prick. Anyways I was making fun of my cousin because he couldn't shoot straight at all lol. (never make fun of a kid with a gun) He turned and said "Fuck you joey I'll shoot...POW!" quickly turning into a UNCLE JOE!!! DAD!!!! He pulled the trigger, and luckily I had somewhat of a gut. He shot me from my left side, and it came out the right side, a little lower. Left 2 pretty neat scars! It actually felt like a screaming hot bee sting when I realized what happened. I Kinda stood there in awe, not thinking he actually hit me. After I felt it get wet really quick I started bawling! We were only 11. He was within a month, and I was within 2 of getting our hunting liscenses at 12. So we were "getting ready" to finally be able to go hunting lol. You live you learn I guess! haha
BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! THAT WAS NOT AN ACCIDENT, SHE WAS TRYING TO KIL YOU!!!
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damn i havent had ne thing serious like that shit happen before i got hit by some dude and my 4runner flipped 3 times i hit the steering wheel blacked out and woke up with the car on the drivers side and had elbowed my drivers window and almost was paralyzed had 5 stitches and wore a neck brace for a month and broke my ankle skatin haha and had crutches fell down a flight of stairs at a party
RIP RSX
Current-G35 (Stance)(SPC)(Borla)(Stillen)(Hotchkis)etc etc...
22's are just powerfull bb guns.
BB guns don't fire with gun powder. Don't have the velocity of a 22, and are considerably smaller, unless you have a .22 cal bb gun. None the less your not going to get the velocity of a 22 rifle from a bb gun, air or Co2.
I also shot the tip of my right index finger off with a BB gun lol. Now it looks deformed haha
bb guns still hurt like a bitch though. my friend shot me in the side of my right knee with one, and it went pretty fucking deep; we had to take the bb out with a pocket knife.
lol by teh way i made my entire story up LOLOL
it was sad, wasn't it?
damn after reading these it not worth it for me to post up any of mine. i do have a buddy thought that was ride his GSXR 600 a few years back. he had his feet over the handle bars, riding a wheelie and when he set it down the front end got wobblie and sent him into a barbwire fence. he was only wearing a white cut off t-shirt, shorts, shoes and luckly a helment. i forgot how many stiches he had but if he wasnt wearing a helment he would be wearing a eye patch right now.
i used to ride bmx and about 2 years ago i was at Collins Hill Park up by the pool (for the people that know that area) and tried to 360 over a gap in between 2 parking lots ended up landing wrong on the back tire and fell backwards knocking me out, woke up 20 minutes later and walked 4 miles home ever since then i get atleast 3 migraines a month
Had my foot run over by a mini van
flipped over my handle bars on my bike when i was 7 and had to get 12 stitches
yeah, it was pretty damn sad.
dislocated my shoulder
broke my left collar bone playin kickball in 1st grade, slid headfirst into a fencepost that was 3rd base. went 2 weeks before finally going to doc for it.
hit in the face with a baseball bat few months after that got 3 stitches to close up a cut on my bottom eyelid of my right eye
broke 4 bones in the top of my foot playing soccer, was going for the ball and completely missed kicking another guy in the shin
broke big toe on my right foot at both joints playing soccer, kicked someone in the stomach going for the ball
1 concusion playing football in middle school, 2 playing soccer through out like 12 yrs of playing.
latest was car accident from bout 2 1/2 yrs ago, tore the L5 S1 disk in the accident. was 19 at the time so tried to stay away from surgery, had endoscopic surgery to fuse my spine bout 4 weeks ago, 2 days after my bday no less.
Their Leader!
God I feel like I need to drink more milk..
3 broken ribs
lacerated kidney
busted left hand ( now has a rod and 6 screws)
punctured lung
4 Pelvic fractures
(ALL FROM ACCIDENT)
unfourtunatly though ive had plenty of more injuries.. these were the worst
Val For President
R.I.P. Our Dear Leisa..
ASAP N.E. Chapter VP
No more supra
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Geeze, you should write a movie plot. the irony in all that was shitty!! lol
Car wreck @ 70mph, got thrown out the car...
Broke my lower back (C1 and C3) and my neck (L7) and fractured my skull in 2 places and 4 cracked ribs... o, 15 staples in my head alog with 6stiches in my eyebrow...
That's what happens when your passenger pulls the ebrake!!!!
wow now that REALLY sucks, im guessing your car was totalled too? You should beat the shit out of the guy who pulled the ebrake.
I had the car sold the next day, the roof was crushed onto my drivers seat. He got out of it with 3stiches in his knee.... O I only had liability on it (spelling??) haha but yeah, he moved to south Fla that next week. i was in the in a neck brace for 2weeks and in a back brace for over 5 months. Yeah he is a Bitch...
Hey, but its ok I fucked his girlfriend that he walked out on as soon as I was better
YOU SURE SHOWED HIM WHOS BOSS.Hey, but its ok I fucked his girlfriend that he walked out on as soon as I was better
make a box that when you take off the top, a spring shoots out, then put some shit over it. that will teach him.I had the car sold the next day, the roof was crushed onto my drivers seat. He got out of it with 3stiches in his knee.... O I only had liability on it (spelling??) haha but yeah, he moved to south Fla that next week. i was in the in a neck brace for 2weeks and in a back brace for over 5 months. Yeah he is a Bitch...
Hey, but its ok I fucked his girlfriend that he walked out on as soon as I was better
Dislocated hip, hockey injury, my body went one way, leg another
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