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The daughter said that her hands were cold.
The mother replied, "Put them between your legs. Your body heat will warm them up."
The daughter did, and her hands warmed up.
The next day the daughter was riding with her boy friend who said, "My hands are freezing cold."
The girl replied, "Put them between my legs, the warmth of my body will warm them up."
He did, and warmed his hands.
The following day the boyfriend was again in the buggy with the daughter.
He said, "My nose is cold." The girl replied "Put it between my legs.The warmth of my body will warm it up."
He did, and warmed his nose.
The next day the boyfriend was again driving with the daughter, and he said, "My penis is frozen sol id."
The following day the daughter was driving in the buggy with her mother again,
and she says to her mother, "Have you ever heard of a penis?"
Slightly concerned the mother said, "Why, yes. Why do you ask?"
The daughter replies, "They make one heck of a mess when they defrost, don't they?"
Later, QD.
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Originally Posted by Killer
