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  1. 03-14-2007, 09:38 AM #1
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    Default Water Or Wine??? Your Choice...

    Water or Wine

    It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E. coli) bacteria found in feces. Body waste.

    In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey, beer or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling or filtering and/or fermenting.

    WATER = poop

    WINE = HEALTH

    Ergo: It's better to drink wine and talk stupid than to drink water and be full of shit.

    There is no need to thank me for this valuable information.

    I am doing it as a public service.


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  3. 03-14-2007, 09:44 AM #3
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    Lol... Alright then

    Better luck next time
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    all that was below the google search , no kiddin
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    keep refreshing the page and check the bottom , you'll see what i mean
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    I'll keep drinkin my whiskey then.
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    i knew there was a reason i dont drink water.... i really dont. Gaterade FTW!!!
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  11. 03-14-2007, 11:55 AM #11
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    fuck water.
    FUCK B&D COMMUNICATIONS!

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  12. 03-14-2007, 11:56 AM #12
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    shut up brett. no one cares if its a repost. lololol you old man.
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    also is that tap water or is that bottled water?
    FUCK B&D COMMUNICATIONS!

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  14. 03-14-2007, 12:07 PM #14
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    ^^^ most likely tap and I don't drink tap unless I am making kool-aid
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    Quote Originally Posted by kelly
    Water or Wine

    It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E. coli) bacteria found in feces. Body waste.

    In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey, beer or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling or filtering and/or fermenting.

    WATER = poop

    WINE = HEALTH

    Ergo: It's better to drink wine and talk stupid than to drink water and be full of shit.

    There is no need to thank me for this valuable information.

    I am doing it as a public service.



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    ^^^ i thought she was the next COHF girl?
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    Quote Originally Posted by shagwAg3n
    ^^^ i thought she was the next COHF girl?

    Yeah, that too....LOL
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    alcoholics all of you...
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    Quote Originally Posted by kelly
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    Quote Originally Posted by kelly
    I hate you all...
    THAT'S MY PHRASE!!!

    I HATE EVERYONE!!!

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  22. 03-14-2007, 02:25 PM #22
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    This kid's on his way to great health!
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  23. 03-14-2007, 10:16 PM #23
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    im having a glass of wine right now.. ohh so yummy..
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    big deal.

    water sucks.

    old news.

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