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  1. 03-07-2007, 04:04 PM #1
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    Default This is bullshit that I can't pass a drug test

    I can't pass a drug test b/c I don't have enough hair to get tested. my hairless body. So I am going to have to wait atleast 3-5 weeks until I can grow a fucking fro before I even start work. I think this is discrimination right here, time to find a lawyer
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  2. 03-07-2007, 04:08 PM #2
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    Can you not opt for a blood test?
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  3. 03-07-2007, 04:09 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by DaX
    Can you not opt for a blood test?
    Not allowed by the company and I even offer to pay for the test
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    damn that sucks, i get piss tested all the time and im glad thats all they use instead of my hair folicals
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  5. 03-07-2007, 04:10 PM #5
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    WOW WHAT KINDA MORON SHIT IS THAT
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  6. 03-07-2007, 04:10 PM #6
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    i think you need to be worried about having absolutely no hair on yur body. they can't do eyebrows or anything else?
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    HAHAAHAH U GOT TO GET A FRO....

    loser.
    And miles to go before I sleep,
    And miles to go before I sleep.
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  8. 03-07-2007, 04:11 PM #8
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    Fuck working for the man, I think I am going to just sell drugs and/or get on welfare
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    stop cutting your pubes
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    Quote Originally Posted by JoeyKazez
    i think you need to be worried about having absolutely no hair on yur body. they can't do eyebrows or anything else?
    I have a shave head and there is no fucking way I am shaving my eyebrows off (wouldn't look right). I offered my pubs and ass hairs and the nurse denied me
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    its all the rave these days

    all the cool kids are resortin to wannabe D boys, I say go for it
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    Quote Originally Posted by TIGERJC
    I offered my pubs and ass hairs and the nurse denied me
    LOL

    But seriously, they have no alternative testing method? I mean, what if someone on chemotherapy applied? I'd raise hell until they took an alternate testing method up.
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    they need both a urine and hair sample
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    Quote Originally Posted by DaX
    LOL

    But seriously, they have no alternative testing method? I mean, what if someone on chemotherapy applied? I'd raise hell until they took an alternate testing method up.
    thats a bit different...
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    find a job with out a drug test
    :boobies:

    Shooting mutha fuckahs in the face and gettin paid.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TIGERJC
    Fuck working for the man, I think I am going to just sell drugs and/or get on welfare
    shit another sigworthy quote...goddamn darkness, youre on a roll lately...

    but seriously, thats some bullshit though.

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  17. 03-07-2007, 06:24 PM #17
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    Where are you applying? The FBI?
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  18. 03-07-2007, 06:40 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by TIGERJC
    I offered my pubs and ass hairs and the nurse denied me
    lolol
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    lol
    You know better; next time will be a ban.
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    Hell naw! LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by civic95
    Where are you applying? The FBI?
    I think it would be a lot easier to get a job with the FBI than with this stupid company
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    dont they usually take 120 hair samples or something ridiculas like that?
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    shit shave you arm pits in front of them and give them that hair
    You know better; next time will be a ban.
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    lol this is actually pretty funny
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    damn. what is your plan?
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    Quote Originally Posted by §treet_§peed
    shit shave you arm pits in front of them and give them that hair
    Shaved

    How about u ppl donate some arm and leg hair (No pubs). I could put some kind of sticky invisible glue on my arm pits and then put the hair on top of the glue.
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    tell them your training to be an Olympic swimmer, lmao.. i had to do a hair drug test for my nursing program and the dumbass ass women gapped me..
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    stop using druges than ! ! !

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    Quote Originally Posted by turboEG10sec
    stop using druges then ! ! !
    fixed and I havent smoked in about 2 years. Read the thread before u comment
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    sure i'll donate for 5 bucks i've been drug free for tha past 3 or 4 years
    You know better; next time will be a ban.
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    Pass Drug Test....Clean your urine---> HERE


    Check it out.
    You might be interested.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BiH1320
    Pass Drug Test....Clean your urine---> HERE


    Check it out.
    You might be interested.
    I can pass a fucking drug test, read muthfuckas read. I don't have enough hair on my body to get it tested and I already passed the urine test but I still have to get my hair tested ( I have to grow some hair so it can get tested)
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    ROGAINE!!!
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    LoL
    You know better; next time will be a ban.
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    Quote Originally Posted by d1esel12
    ROGAINE!!!
    I might try that
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    LOL!!
    You know better; next time will be a ban.
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    hahah. im gald my idea inspired you. do before and after pics
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    use ball hair

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    Yea I just owned that drug test today. But now I have a shaven head since the bitch of a nurse left me with bald spots on my head
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