Results 1 to 25 of 25

Thread: Grab your Kleenex people...touching story to follow...

Hybrid View

  1. 03-04-2007, 07:51 PM #1
    quickdodgeŽ
    quickdodgeŽ is offline
    Senior Member | IA Veteran quickdodgeŽ's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2001
    Location
    In your soul
    Age
    55
    Posts
    71,805
    Rep Power
    129

    Default Grab your Kleenex people...touching story to follow...

    A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around.

    If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at him.

    She finally overtook him at the checkout, and she turned to him and said, "I hope I haven't made you feel ill at ease; it's just that you look so much like my late son."

    He answered, "That's okay."

    "I know it's silly, but if you'd call out "Good bye, Mom" as I leave the store, It would make me feel so happy."

    She then went through the checkout, and as she was on her way out of the store, the man called out, "Goodbye, Mom."

    The little old lady waved, and smiled back at him.

    Pleased that he had brought a little sunshine into someone's day, he went to pay for his groceries.

    "That comes to $121.85," said the clerk.

    "How come so much ... I only bought 5 items.."

    The clerk replied, "Yeah, but your mother said you'd be paying for her things, too."

    Don't trust little Old Ladies!!!

    Later, QD.
    FOR MORE INFO, CLICK THE PIC!!!

    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  2. 03-04-2007, 07:54 PM #2
    JoeyKazez
    JoeyKazez is offline
    Banned JoeyKazez's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2006
    Location
    GA
    Age
    35
    Posts
    584
    Rep Power
    0

    Default

    LMFAO BAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  3. 03-04-2007, 07:59 PM #3
    NewGen33
    NewGen33 is offline
    Senior Member NewGen33's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2005
    Location
    Vinings, GA
    Age
    35
    Posts
    3,196
    Rep Power
    26

    Default

    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  4. 03-04-2007, 08:20 PM #4
    aaronfelipe
    aaronfelipe is offline
    SM aaronfelipe's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2005
    Posts
    12,368
    Rep Power
    539

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by NewGen33
    X2

    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  5. 03-04-2007, 08:03 PM #5
    dorin48
    dorin48 is offline
    \m/>_<\m/ dorin48's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2006
    Location
    Canton
    Age
    40
    Posts
    908
    Rep Power
    20

    Default

    Heard it before but I lived in Florida for 7 years so this hits home. Sneaky, a.k.a. senile, old people like to ruin your day.......assholes.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  6. 03-04-2007, 08:04 PM #6
    Da_unknown
    Da_unknown is offline
    under construction Da_unknown's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2006
    Location
    BK ALL DAY
    Age
    42
    Posts
    5,168
    Rep Power
    27

    Default

    GECKO SQUAD MEMBER
    MSS RACING REPRESENTA.....
    the saga continues....
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  7. 03-04-2007, 08:11 PM #7
    Leadfoot_mf
    Leadfoot_mf is offline
    WheresClarenceBeeks? Leadfoot_mf's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2005
    Location
    in http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/fucking%2C_Austria
    Posts
    4,784
    Rep Power
    28

    Default

    yeah but when you push them down you have like a 95% better chance of them breaking a hip so it evens out.
    -IA MGMT is inappropriate.

    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  8. 03-04-2007, 08:52 PM #8
    Mr_Mischif
    Mr_Mischif is offline
    802.11 GGGG-Unit Fro Rly! Mr_Mischif's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2006
    Location
    College Park
    Age
    34
    Posts
    3,577
    Rep Power
    23

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Leadfoot_mf
    yeah but when you push them down you have like a 95% better chance of them breaking a hip so it evens out.
    you gon burn in hell for that one!
    Quote Originally Posted by Lucky SC
    so let me get this straight.
    u hate black people...
    so you went to africa?
    Quote Originally Posted by Psycho
    As a white male, I am genetically afraid of black people
    "DON'T FLOOD THE CAR PICS SECTION WITH YOUR BULLSHIT
    FORMULA D PICS" SQUAD MEMBER
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  9. 03-04-2007, 08:38 PM #9
    DrunkScotsman
    DrunkScotsman is offline
    random guy's pops!
    Join Date
    Jun 2006
    Location
    random guy's moms cornhole!
    Age
    46
    Posts
    2,930
    Rep Power
    32

    Default

    good shit! lmao
    dnwp
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  10. 03-04-2007, 09:13 PM #10
    Leadfoot_mf
    Leadfoot_mf is offline
    WheresClarenceBeeks? Leadfoot_mf's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2005
    Location
    in http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/fucking%2C_Austria
    Posts
    4,784
    Rep Power
    28

    Default

    no, not for that one...........
    -IA MGMT is inappropriate.

    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  11. 03-05-2007, 09:41 AM #11
    Mr_Mischif
    Mr_Mischif is offline
    802.11 GGGG-Unit Fro Rly! Mr_Mischif's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2006
    Location
    College Park
    Age
    34
    Posts
    3,577
    Rep Power
    23

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Leadfoot_mf
    no, not for that one...........
    Well then for which one?
    Quote Originally Posted by Lucky SC
    so let me get this straight.
    u hate black people...
    so you went to africa?
    Quote Originally Posted by Psycho
    As a white male, I am genetically afraid of black people
    "DON'T FLOOD THE CAR PICS SECTION WITH YOUR BULLSHIT
    FORMULA D PICS" SQUAD MEMBER
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  12. 03-04-2007, 09:34 PM #12
    BKgenŽ
    BKgenŽ is offline
    IA BK OWNER #2 BKgenŽ's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2006
    Location
    the land of race car ya-yas.
    Age
    38
    Posts
    21,339
    Rep Power
    57

    Default

    lol granny pwnage.

    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  13. 03-05-2007, 09:02 AM #13
    con
    con is offline
    ......................... con's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2002
    Location
    75 South......
    Posts
    2,424
    Rep Power
    25

    Default

    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  14. 03-05-2007, 09:15 AM #14
    Sol-Badguy
    Sol-Badguy is offline
    I miss Atlanta. Sol-Badguy's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2006
    Location
    No
    Age
    38
    Posts
    9,232
    Rep Power
    32

    Default


    HAHA!!
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  15. 03-05-2007, 09:19 AM #15
    Hektik
    Hektik is offline
    PEENGONE Hektik's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2004
    Location
    ( +[__]:: ) PLAYING IN TRAFFIC
    Age
    43
    Posts
    8,244
    Rep Power
    32

    Default

    lol
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  16. 03-05-2007, 09:29 AM #16
    Ran
    Ran is offline
    Delightfully Creepy Ran's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2005
    Location
    Kennesaw, Ga
    Posts
    19,885
    Rep Power
    46

    Default

    QD beat Brett to the repost this morning. I'm impressed.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  17. 03-05-2007, 09:35 AM #17
    quickdodgeŽ
    quickdodgeŽ is offline
    Senior Member | IA Veteran quickdodgeŽ's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2001
    Location
    In your soul
    Age
    55
    Posts
    71,805
    Rep Power
    129

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Ran Kizama
    QD beat Brett to the repost this morning. I'm impressed.
    QD also doesn't give a goddamn what you say. Later, QD.
    FOR MORE INFO, CLICK THE PIC!!!

    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  18. 03-05-2007, 09:36 AM #18
    Slowboy
    Slowboy is offline
    Senior Member Slowboy's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2005
    Location
    Savannah, GA
    Age
    40
    Posts
    2,195
    Rep Power
    23

    Default

    damn thats jacked up/
    :boobies:

    Shooting mutha fuckahs in the face and gettin paid.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  19. 03-05-2007, 09:38 AM #19
    quickdodgeŽ
    quickdodgeŽ is offline
    Senior Member | IA Veteran quickdodgeŽ's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2001
    Location
    In your soul
    Age
    55
    Posts
    71,805
    Rep Power
    129

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Slowboy
    damn thats jacked up/
    No. This is jacked up:



    My story is fucked up. Later, QD.
    FOR MORE INFO, CLICK THE PIC!!!

    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  20. 03-05-2007, 09:39 AM #20
    Slowboy
    Slowboy is offline
    Senior Member Slowboy's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2005
    Location
    Savannah, GA
    Age
    40
    Posts
    2,195
    Rep Power
    23

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by quickdodgeŽ
    No. This is jacked up:



    My story is fucked up. Later, QD.
    indeed and agreed.
    :boobies:

    Shooting mutha fuckahs in the face and gettin paid.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  21. 03-05-2007, 09:44 AM #21
    HundoŽ
    HundoŽ is offline
    Banned
    Join Date
    Oct 2006
    Location
    Atlanta
    Age
    38
    Posts
    3,564
    Rep Power
    0

    Default

    lmao fuckin owned.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  22. 03-05-2007, 10:05 AM #22
    ShooterMcGavin
    ShooterMcGavin is offline
    Duck of Death ShooterMcGavin's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2003
    Location
    right behind you...
    Age
    43
    Posts
    24,836
    Rep Power
    54

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by quickdodgeŽ
    Don't trust little Old Ladies!!!
    and don't trust posts from old guys....cuz they're usually lame and a repost
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  23. 03-05-2007, 10:08 AM #23
    Evil Goat
    Evil Goat is offline
    I'm a motherfucker! Evil Goat's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    JJSPEC Racing
    Age
    43
    Posts
    8,038
    Rep Power
    47

    Default

    my first job was at a grocery store as a bagboy....and we had this old crazy lady that would come in and it was her goal to shoplift like a motherfucker....she came in at the same time everyweek and it got so bad that they actually would put on the schedules who was supposed to accompany the lady while she shopped to insure she didnt steal anything, we would literally have to get her a buggy, follow her, and put her groceries in her cart to prevent her from stealing stuff
    -2001 Lexus IS300
    -2004 Pontiac GTO - 530hp/625ft lbs - 10.62@130mph - Sold!

    Quote Originally Posted by Echonova View Post
    I got five on it, that if this guy ever does meet Evil Goat he shits his pants and says nothing.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  24. 03-05-2007, 10:11 AM #24
    Halfwit
    Halfwit is offline
    Senior Member | IA Veteran Halfwit's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2005
    Location
    stockbridge
    Age
    37
    Posts
    18,643
    Rep Power
    44

    Default

    lol ^
    And miles to go before I sleep,
    And miles to go before I sleep.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  25. 03-05-2007, 12:19 PM #25
    D.Choe
    D.Choe is offline
    無限 ぽわ D.Choe's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2005
    Location
    Athens, GA
    Age
    38
    Posts
    2,244
    Rep Power
    24

    Default

    This is actually a translated version of a Spanish short film called "Adios Mama".

    We just watched the video in SPAN 2001 and I can get a link up once I get home from work.

    The guy's facial expression in the movie is priceless.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
« LOL Little Kid.... | Chocolate Bubble Gum... »

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  

Forum Rules

About us
ImportAtlanta is a community of gearheads and car enthusiasts. It does not matter what kind of car or bike you drive, IA is an open community for any gearhead. Whether you're looking for advice on a performance build or posting your wheels for sale, you're welcome here!
Announcement
Welcome back to ImportAtlanta. We are currently undergoing many changes, so please report any issues you encounter with the site using the 'Contact Us' button below. Thank you!