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  1. 02-25-2007, 07:51 PM #1
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    Default Karma is a bitch...

    Soooo...about three weeks ago (give or take) the girl that I'm dating hits a deer in the middle of the night en route to her house from mine. She drives a relatively new toyota camry (03+, but I don't know for sure what year...it's the latest model, whatever it is) and it messed up the front end. Hood, grill, lights, fenders...awesome bloody mess. Her car's in the shop for like two weeks. The whole time I'd been making fun of her and stuff. Gets her car back, I continue to make fun of her, and I mean she feels bad cuz she killed the deer and all. She stopped, went back, and the deer was alive, but died shortly after. So this is just funny to me...

    Tonight I'm hauling ass trying to get back to school before I get in trouble...I'm cruising down 60hwy, and I see this dog-looking thing crossing the road. I'm like "OH SHIT, IT'S NOT STOPPING!" so I flip on my highs, slam on the brakes, get sideways and shit, go off the road a bit, and the deer SLAMS into the side of my car. I regain control of the car, looking behind me and my buddy locks up the tires and swerves, and I'm like "Someone's car's getting wasted." Luckily, that wasn't the case. I flip-a-bitch and go back. No sign of the deer. It did no damage to either of our cars, and I assume it's alright. All I saw was it go spinning and land in front of my buddy's car, and I lost sight of it. He said it rolled on it's back, and jumped across the road behind him and took off outta sight.

    So...lesson learned. Don't make fun of other's people's mishaps. Karma's a bitch...

    Hoping to share giggles with some other people out tehre this evening. Anyone got similar stories? Reps will be given if I laugh.
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  2. 02-25-2007, 07:54 PM #2
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    Damn. I know those things do some damage.

    ..and they usually walk away
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    No damage, thank god. It's my dad's 93 Talon. He would have killed me. If there'd been damage, I'd still be out there with a rifle looking for his ass so I could at least bring my dad home a trophy.
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    My dad laughed at me one time for not bringing a hoodie on the boat when it was cold, then his hat flew off into the water. LOL.
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    Aw, c'mon, I know you got better stories than that...
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    Yea I guess this one is better. I was making fun of my friend Cameron cause he shot himself with an airsoft gun. I thought my gun was empty (Mauri Ak shooting about 400fps) and put it up to my hand and pulled the trigger. Bad plan. I had to dig a BB out of my palm
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    Quote Originally Posted by R3RUN
    Yea I guess this one is better. I was making fun of my friend Cameron cause he shot himself with an airsoft gun. I thought my gun was empty (Mauri Ak shooting about 400fps) and put it up to my hand and pulled the trigger. Bad plan. I had to dig a BB out of my palm
    Gotta love that Airsoft!
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    LoL, that sucks...

    I'll rep that.
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    That's it?
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    WOW Airsoft pellet IN your hand?? Geeze I shot myself with what must've just been a cheap gun, and left one hell of welt!!! That was half a case of beer later though!!!

    In school, I was making fun of some kid wearing some corduroy pants, and I was cool b/ i was wearing JNCO's, and I forgot my gym clothes that day, we were outside, and i ran across the track (ours was gravel) tripped over my sweet ass JNCO's and had a rock stuck in my knee! I was terrified of needles at the time, the nurse was going to use one to get the rock out. I sat there panicking with a safety pin digging it out of my knee. I got it..then the nurse made fun of me because I used technically still a needle haha.
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    i made fun of my friend crashing his car, then when i borrowed it the day after he fixed it i crashed it.




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    ^Damn that sucks man, I hate rocks. Airsoft is better than what a buddy of mine did though. This kid bet him he wouldn't shoot himself in the hand with a .22 rifle. Well being the guy he is he just couldnt let him win. Ended up shooting himself with the rifle. I was like "TJ your a fucking moron."
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    Quote Originally Posted by JJ Alfano
    i made fun of my friend crashing his car, then when i borrowed it the day after he fixed it i crashed it.
    Thats because you have a duck as your avatar.
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    i had one run into the side of my hatchback a few years back... no damage at all
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    Quote Originally Posted by R3RUN
    Thats because you have a duck as your avatar.
    Chocobo...




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    Quote Originally Posted by R3RUN
    ^Damn that sucks man, I hate rocks. Airsoft is better than what a buddy of mine did though. This kid bet him he wouldn't shoot himself in the hand with a .22 rifle. Well being the guy he is he just couldnt let him win. Ended up shooting himself with the rifle. I was like "TJ your a fucking moron."
    LOl how dumb can ya get? haha I cant say much. This isnt Karma..but when i was about 6 haha, I had a pump up bb gun, and i used to just cock it, pull the trigger, and then the bb would roll out to my finger, (with it over the barrel). I hadn't shot it in a while, couldnt remember how i ddi it. Pumped it once, cocked it, put my finger over it, pulled the trigger, blew through my finger, ripped my finger nail clean off haha. Now i got a mis shaped finger tip haha
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wurm
    i had one run into the side of my hatchback a few years back... no damage at all
    I wanted to keep it for venisen(sp?)
    Quote Originally Posted by JJ Alfano
    i made fun of my friend crashing his car, then when i borrowed it the day after he fixed it i crashed it.
    LoL, reps given...
    Quote Originally Posted by jmmx258
    WOW Airsoft pellet IN your hand?? Geeze I shot myself with what must've just been a cheap gun, and left one hell of welt!!! That was half a case of beer later though!!!

    In school, I was making fun of some kid wearing some corduroy pants, and I was cool b/ i was wearing JNCO's, and I forgot my gym clothes that day, we were outside, and i ran across the track (ours was gravel) tripped over my sweet ass JNCO's and had a rock stuck in my knee! I was terrified of needles at the time, the nurse was going to use one to get the rock out. I sat there panicking with a safety pin digging it out of my knee. I got it..then the nurse made fun of me because I used technically still a needle haha.
    LoL, reps.
    Quote Originally Posted by R3RUN
    ^Damn that sucks man, I hate rocks. Airsoft is better than what a buddy of mine did though. This kid bet him he wouldn't shoot himself in the hand with a .22 rifle. Well being the guy he is he just couldnt let him win. Ended up shooting himself with the rifle. I was like "TJ your a fucking moron."
    Alright, that's straight up STUPID...
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    Not much Karma but will share some good times...

    Once when I was like 10 I was doing back flips off my grandma's diving board into the pool and didnt jump back far enough...IE landing my face on the edge of the board scraping skin off.

    When I was in the third grade tried to skateboard down a slide and jump off and land on a pogostick and automatically get a huge jump off the pogo. Well made it down the slide jumped off the board and got on the pogo stick in mid air (i was holding it). Then when I hit the ground the pogo absorbed shock and bounced back up to hitting my lip and making my two front teeth split 2 clean holes through my lip.

    Was riding home from a friends house once and this crazy big ass dog (I was like 12) cam flying down the street and ripped my bro off his bike (he was like 9) so I jumped off mine and kicked the dog ( a fully grown wolf/chow mix) and my bro and friend ran while the dog tore me to peices. It ended with me sumersaulting over someones fence and taking cover in their back yard. Still have scars, one on wrist, one on palm, 3 on outer left theigh, one very deep one int right inner calf muscle. Pics of the wounds a few days after on request if I can find them.

    When I was about 11 cracked my wrist from elbow down to wrist doing a "360" with some sort of grab on a table top ramp my dad had built me. I was on inlines and didnt go to the hospital for 2 days. My moms said that if I could move my fingers I was alright. I sat there and moved all 5 fingers while in serious pain. The when I went to the hospital on the 3rd day of it being broken they said that they dont put cast's on there. So one the 4th day of having no cast or anything I went to the huston clinic (SP) and they casted it for me.

    When I was 15 made a 4 foot tall quater pipe ramp and went off it on my bike getting about 12 feet of air and landed it. 2nd time I didnt make it and bailed off after landing and ripped my skin up pretty good.

    In the 7th grade we had a trampoline and I took it and moved it close to the house. I ran from the top of the house and jumped about mid way (20 feet minimum) and went over half of the roof almost hit the gutter and then once I already dropped a good 5 feet and almost hit the gutter I still had another 12 foot until I hit trampoline. When I finally landed the trampoline collapsed and I landed on a cinder block (i placed it there to keep the thing from moving when I hit it at an angle).


    Thats all I can think of now but I guarantee there is more. My dad got me doing stuff by telling me "Its not fun unless you get hurt" which really got me doing alot of things. He told me that to get me to do things that were easy as pie I was just afraid of them. Because I would be afraid to do something I would think of that and be like "well to have fun there is some danger involved so if im going to do it I might as well go all out and have the most fun I can (while still maintaining a level of sanity and safety)". I also would go by the "go big or go home" saying. Which is technically like if you were to go rent a new mustang cobra. Would you JUST drive it to and from where you needed to go just because there is no need for anything else. Or would you REALLY drive it because it would be fun as hell. Its kinda like that
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    Holy shit that was alot...my bad lol
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    reminds me of the deer that exploded all over the guys car
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    reps to you for evading darwin (barely)


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    Wow...awesome stories. Reps given...

    However, I can beat your diving board story. I had a huge party. All my friends, some of the popular kids...awesome pool party. I ran, jumped, hit the board PERFECTLY...and...the board came OUT of the pool deck, hit me in the back of the head, and I sank with it on my back all the way to the bottom of the pool...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Black R
    reps to you for evading darwin (barely)
    ...and still trying.
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