Guess your DEATH!

Alex: At age 45 you will die in a fiery golf-cart crash, alcohol will be involved.




FUK YA ! I still got another 20+ years.

i wonder what berts says...it prolly says

'bert you have died once and been resurrected, and now your next death will be done accidently reposting a lame ass thread"

Rich: At age 38 a meteorite will strike you as you are walking to the gas station to buy a 40oz bottle of King Cobra.


Bob: At age 36 you finally kick the heroine habit! Congratulations. Unfortunately you stopped because you died from an overdose.


Stan: At age 57 you will perish under strange circumstances involving a gallon of lotion, two nine volt batteries, and a photograph of a bicycle.

Brian: At age 26 you will die from wounds delivered by a blender after trying to make your sixteenth magarita of the day. (And it's on 3:00pm, shame on you!)

well i only got 4 years left to live :lmao:

Bob: At age 36 you finally kick the heroine habit! Congratulations. Unfortunately you stopped because you died from an overdose.

^^thats cold as hell LOL

Chante` Taylor: At age 36 you will become lost during a road trip and wind up living out the movie "Wrong Turn". Sorry for ya.


:eek: :eek: :eek:
(i rebuke that!)

Shannon Glass: At age 44 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Canada.

I like mine. Gotta kill all those damn Canadian terrorists.:lmfao::boobies:

Here's mine:

Erinn: At age 40 you will drown in a wading pool under mysterious circumstances. The only clue will be a small blue pacifier found around your neck.

I tried some different names...

Ran: At age 37 the artificial intelligence software you programmed becomes self aware and devours you. You will be saved to disk though, so no worries.

Nathaniel: At age 67 after your spouse leaves you and your children disown you, you will go to work to find that you have been fired. This all proves too much to take. You decide to take a walk in the park but are robbed and murdered before you get there.

Nathan: At age 30 you will spontaneously combust while dining out with your family.

Nate: At age 28 you will realize that you actually died three years earlier, and have been dreaming all the events since then.

Cody Casebier: At age 51 aliens will abduct you and use your body for sick and often anally-oriented experiments before dropping you off outside of a local homeless shelter smelling of beer.