STFU! :tongue1:Quote:
Originally Posted by babygurl
i did it right after we left from pink pony. i got really hard!
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STFU! :tongue1:Quote:
Originally Posted by babygurl
i did it right after we left from pink pony. i got really hard!
http://www.vortrupp.de/humor/pics/bullshit.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by JJ Alfano
Smells of it ;) lol
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Originally Posted by babygurl
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Originally Posted by Maniac
haha are you sure it was a girl you had sex with...and not your hand??? :lmfao:
I'm becoming a born again virgin.
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Originally Posted by Tatiana
I can be your Honda ricer..but then again I never seen you..so....
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Originally Posted by AtifSajid
the first thing you wanted to do to me when you saw me was...................Quote:
Originally Posted by babygurl
thats what i thought. ;)
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Originally Posted by shagwAg3n
you know you like it... :)
whaaaa? you no like pink socks?
going back to Con, spring break of 03 in pensacola I had sex on the beach.. but I guess this counts as akward..
i was listening to 99x this morning and they were talking about that shit... made me el oh el...Quote:
Originally Posted by PhAtBoYMr2
anyway, mine is pool bathroom at my complex, my buddies complex as well (LOL i guess i have a thing for pool bathrooms), park and ride (literally, got caught by the cops once, he just said take it somewhere else), in a hotel room full of people, asleep (at least 15 mofos)... awkward i think thats it...
wow very interesting places:crazy:
womens bathroom in mall, south beach(im from miami), class room in H.S. Got caught by janitor, H.S. lockerroom, gym, bathroom, cafeteria, dorm room with roommate smashin another chick on other side of room, park bench, slide and swings, kitchen , garage, living room wit moms room right next door, gazebo in rain,hotel balcony, pool, jacozi, college auditorium, gym, under bleachers, in baseball dug out, under a bridage in car, pretty much everywhere u can think of
^^^ Nigga you need help. Might as well go ahead and change your username to CREAMY FIST. Shit. You know all that masturbation can really hurt you.
damb i thought no would suspect me and regular ejaculation is a preventative for prostate cancer lol
Killer, where you at? :ninja:
;)
GIRLS ROOM WITH HER PARENT SROOM LITERALLY 2 FEET AWAY, MY PARENTS COUCH, HER COUCH, HOT TUB
werd.. i even err um.. well me and my gf were drunk.. we had all gone out to my cousins b-day party and my mom was driving us home... i got a little "happy" in the back seat. lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Steveo
LOL ME AND THIS GIRL WERE GOING TO A BASKETBALL CHAMPIONSHIP THING A FEW YEARS AGO (END OF 04-BEGIN 05 MAYBE) AND WE WERE RIDING TO THE GAME AND SHE GAVE ME A HANDJOB WHILE HER MOM WAS DRIVING US TO THE GAME LOL. HER MOM WAS CLUELESSQuote:
Originally Posted by Infinite
my mom wasnt exactly clueless. we werent quiet... she just didnt take her eyes off of the road. lolol
I had this bitch one time that got off more by doing it in a grave yard..... Skurry Shit but I got mine LIRL
valentines day night we got strawberries and whipped cream and i left the top on the table. The next night i went to grab some strawberries out of the fridge and her mom was like "i found a lid but no whipped cream" lololQuote:
Originally Posted by Infinite
oops.
good job... lol
i lived in a dorm first semester and my roommate had a bad habit of not knocking before he walked in.. i put socks over the door handle signs and everything... i cant count the times that the little fucker walked in on me and my ex....
oh and dorm beds suck... i broke 2. 1 resulting in a good size chip taken out of a cinder block wall ;) :D
While I was driving my EG hatch. Prob the dumbest thing I ever did...2 lane road with oncoming traffic....
yea that doesnt sound like a great idea, lol
My parents bed. Just to irritate my mom one when she calls me to bitch, I will have the last word. lol
soooo disrespectful!
but yet sooooo right. lol
almost every where most akwered prolly being in a un used room at night school on a desk that was in there.. and yes this was while people where there
this is very entertaining
I seriously wonder how many are telling the truth............................
what do you mean by beat the brakes off?Quote:
Originally Posted by deathbyturbo
fighting or fucking?
my thoughts exactly..Quote:
Originally Posted by Julio
my office desk after hours last night... co worker was upstairs...
i amQuote:
Originally Posted by Julio
lol
no reason to lie.....
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Originally Posted by Julio
took the words right out of my mouth...
I was waitin on that... Once during the day (right after church :no: ) in the car at the end of a road (industrial park) where people walk daily.Quote:
Originally Posted by Killer
well aren't killer and kelly just the regular exhibitionists.... :lmao:
I don't get it