Aren't you a little young to be going thru a mid-life crisis?

If you're serious about doing this, save the attention whoring and go work at McDonalds, save your pennies, stop making car payments (since credit won't matter in another country), start walking to work and leave the internet begging alone.

Sorry if I seem a little numb to your situation, but if you wanted a way out, IA wouldn't be the place to start.