whites:
you are:

18,000 more times likely to be viewed as uncoordinated, spasmic bufoons passing it off as dancing, compared to blacks.

are twice as likely to:
talk and even look in the direction of the person using the urinal/toilet stall next to you.

are 300 times more likely to:
adjust the crotch/or anal area of your trousers,skirts or shorts when in CLOSE PROXIMITY of another person...even when standing over their shoulder.