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  1. 02-09-2007, 09:14 AM #81
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    i got king kong in muh trunk



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    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?
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  2. 02-09-2007, 09:30 AM #82
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    WHOOOO that one puckered my butthole!
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    so let me get this straight.
    u hate black people...
    so you went to africa?
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    Marcus: Did you see that shit!

    Mike: They throwin' cars! How do I not see that?!
    Rich...Bob...Stan...?????
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    Ok look, we're a partnership, but we're a partnership with boundaries. We got a new rule. From now on you can't say the word flaccid to me. This is our little "boundary box". We're gonna take the word flaccid and put it in there with my mom's titties and your erection problem and we gonna close this box and we gonna throw this bitch in the ocean. And the only way that you can get to this box is you gotta be motherfuckin' Jacques Cousteau.
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    so let me get this straight.
    u hate black people...
    so you went to africa?
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    BAD BOYS 2 BISH
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    That is the last time you will ever refer to my momma's titties. I don't even want 'em up in ya head.
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    Quote Originally Posted by thinkfast®
    BAD BOYS 2 BISH
    Hell Yeah!

    Woosaw muthafucker!
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  9. 02-09-2007, 10:04 AM #89
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    I can't believe you guys. Do you get up in the morning, call each other up, 'Good morning, Marcus. Good morning, Mike. How you doin'? Ai'ight. So how we going to fuck up the captain's life today? Gee, I don't know. I don't know. Ooh, look. Over there. Let's kill three fat people and leave them on the street?
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    so let me get this straight.
    u hate black people...
    so you went to africa?
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  10. 02-09-2007, 10:44 AM #90
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    Quote Originally Posted by Boostless™
    Men Are Just Happier People--

    What do you expect from such simple
    creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care
    of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You
    can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can
    wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth.. The world is
    your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because
    this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to
    turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding
    dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're
    talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New
    shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time.

    Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks.
    A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own
    jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone
    forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

    Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than
    enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to
    see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color.
    The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave
    your face and neck.

    You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big
    hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. You can wear
    shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket
    knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

    You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

    No wonder men are happier.
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  11. 02-09-2007, 10:56 AM #91
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    Why don't you check his spine while your in there!
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    Better not let this thread die. Sticky it and keep posting why it is greater to be a man.
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