TAKE A HARD LOOK...

[BABY J]

It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started...

During a visit to the Mental Asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criteria was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the drain plug. Do you want a room with or without a view?

[Sammich]

REPOST...baby j = 2007 brett

[BABY J]

DAMN U BRETT!!!

[Sammich]

LIRL long live his legacy

[Big J]

Ms Smith returns from a doctors appointment and reminds her husband to get her test results while she's out of town. A few day go by and Mr. Smith calls the office. The receptionist explains it could be good news or bad news, that on the same day another Ms. Smith came in for lab work and the tests may have been switched. One Ms. Smith tested positive for AIDS the other for Alzhimers. See also appolgized because the doctor would be away at a conference for a week and unable to rerest his wife. Mr Smith ask what he should do. The receptionist say the doctor left some instructions, drop your wife off in the middle of downtown, if she finds her way back home don't fuck her, if she comes up lost, don't worry, she won't remember you dumped her in the city.