Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her first night in the White House.She has waited so long..........

The ghost of George Washington appears, and Hillary says,

"How can I best serve my country?" Washington says, "Never tell a lie."

"Ouch!" Says Hillary, "I don't know about that."

The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears...Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?" Jefferson says,"Listen to the people." "Ohhh! I really don't want to do that."

On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears...

Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"

Lincoln says,

"Go to the theater."