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    Default FIVE BEST THINGS TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK

    FIVE BEST THINGS TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK

    5. "They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen."

    4. "This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in

    the time Management course you sent me to."

    3. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got here just in time."

    2. "Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?"

    And the NUMBER ONE best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk...

    1. Raise your head slowly and say, "...in Jesus' name, Amen."
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    I wasnt sleeping, I had a bug in my eye and I was trying to suffocate it.
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    LOL thats good man
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    Quote Originally Posted by Boostless™

    1. Raise your head slowly and say, "...in Jesus' name, Amen."


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    ^^yeah thats the best one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boostless™

    1. Raise your head slowly and say, "...in Jesus' name, Amen."
    LIRL. haha, +1
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    I may try #1 today... hahahaha
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    lolz...2006 FTW



    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?
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    I am goin to try it for real. No douby bout that one. thats fucking priceless
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    lolz, if i wanted to sleep though i'd just close my door
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    #1 is guaranteed



    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?
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    lol at mcguvyer



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    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?
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    Funny stuff
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    lol!

    # 1 is awesome... LOL!!!
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    lol Brett that last one is the shit.....might have to try it.
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    Hell, if I sleep at my desk (and I do that a LOT), I just yell out that I was freakin' sleeping. I actually work a lot better if I take a 15 minute nap and then get back to work rather than being drowsy all day.
    What if there is no tomorrow? There wasn't one today.
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    LOLOL

    Not bad !
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    I've been hacing trouble stayin awake all this week.. and when not sleeping and im online.. I sure I've gotten bust alot this week..lol oh well..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boostless™
    FIVE BEST THINGS TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK

    5. "They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen."

    1. Raise your head slowly and say, "...in Jesus' name, Amen."
    those two i actually think would work lol
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    wow.. I wonder who sent that to you Brett.. thats funny stuff!
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    The Amen one does work...I've done it before


    i read this a couple years ago
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    Quote Originally Posted by SE-Rial Killer
    The Amen one does work...I've done it before


    i read this a couple years ago
    1st hand experience hahahaha

    everytime i fell asleep i always woke up just before they walked in



    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?
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    Quote Originally Posted by SE-Rial Killer
    The Amen one does work...I've done it before


    i read this a couple years ago
    lol aren't you as athiest as can be...


    well not any more... remember those missionaries made you take the plunge that day ahahhaha, they splashed holy water on him.
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    LOL
    +1
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    6. sorry(boss), I sat on my dick and cut the blood off to my brain and passed out.
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    hahah good shit
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    This thread has potential.
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    ^He probably got 3rd degree burns LOL
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    They were all lame but the AMEN one made up for all of them.. shit would be funny.
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    lol. funny shit

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    i'm still recovering from the damage that the holy water did


    i'm comin back next time with a super soaker filled with vinegar and garlic...fuckx with me then bitches
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    Quote Originally Posted by Boostless™
    3. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got here just in time."
    That one is priceless..

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