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something tells me he reads anything on the teleprompter, like on Anchorman when they put silly shit on it. Somebody, somewhere out there that does that for the pres. is making inter-office bets on who can get him to say the most retarded thing..
And if its not a teleprompter, someone is fucking with his pre-made speeches... fuck, id be doing it if that was my job.... "hmmm, what can i get him to say today..."
no one is screwing with him, he is just retarded!! its duh bya. i think an ape could do a better job speaking to the public than he can. . . . and a single cell organism could make better decisions as a president any day. im casting my vote on the chicken flu in 08!!!!
So I'm assuming you happen to have a Bachelors from Yale and an MBA from Harvard?Quote:
Originally Posted by preferredduck
If not and he's retarded, you've just won the Special fuckin Olympics.
I think its better that way :)Quote:
Originally Posted by admin
no way he reads off a teleprompter for every speech or whatever though, remember, he's got enough bushisms to fill several books.......the truth is, he's a fucktard :yes:Quote:
Originally Posted by DropTopDrifter
I will be adding quotes to the 1 page and through the thread for discussion :lmfao:
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Jan 25
"One of the most meaningful things thats's happened to me since I've been the governor - the president - governor - president. Oops. Ex-governor. I went to Bethesda Naval Hospital to give a fellow a Purple Heart, and at the same moment I watched him - get a Purple Heart for action in Iraq - and at the same - right after I gave him the Purple Heart, he was sworn in as a citizen of the United States - a Mexican citizen, now a United States citizen."
- Washington, D.C.; Jan 9, 2004
Come again? I have no idea what he said there...LOLQuote:
Originally Posted by admin
eloquency ftl :lmao:
Jan 26
"I think we ought to raise the age at which juveniles can have a gun."
- St. Louis, Missouri; Oct 18th, 2000
:screwy:
That one almost makes sense. lol
except for the fact that JUVENILES can't get guns now...
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Originally Posted by shagwAg3n
if yale and harvard can't teach him how to say nuclear, and several other not so complicated words, then i would rather save my money at a public school system!!! sorry man, the pres. is very easy to make fun of.Quote:
Originally Posted by fcman
:werd:Quote:
Originally Posted by Boostless™
Where the fuck is today's quote?!
must spread super aids before reping shag againQuote:
Originally Posted by shagwAg3n
Jan 27/28
"I'm hopeful. I know there is a lot of ambition in Washington, obviously. But I hope the ambitious realize that they are more likely to succeed with success as opposed to failure"
-Interview with The Associated Press; Jan 18, 2001
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Jan 29th
"It is not Reganesque to support a tax plan that is Clinton in nature."
-Los Angeles, California; Feb 23, 2000
WTF! You cheatin now? Giving 1 quote for 2 days? Need to get that stuff together. Lol.
lol sorry Sat/Sun are together on the calendar ;)
Awww, BOO!! lol.
Sign me up for a kerry one
Id love for one day to say "i voted for the war" then the next day say "After I voted against it" and then the next one saying "Before I voted against it I voted for it" and just continue that process all year!!
HAHAH
Seriously someone needs hooked on f0nik5!
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Jan 30th
"This has been tough weeks in that country."
-Washington, D.C.; April 13, 2004
I guess you can't fault the guy for trying :lmao:
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Jan 31
"Free societies are hopeful societies. And free societies will be allies against these hateful few who have no conscience, who kill at the whim of a hat."
-Washington, D.C.; Sept 17, 2004
whim of a hat? :thinking: :lmao:Quote:
Originally Posted by admin
wonder if there will ever be a bushism dictionary, u know, something that has all the stupid made up shit he said and what they were actually SUPPOSED to mean :D
bahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh \/ the best yet!!!! :lmfao:
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Feb 1
"I want to thank you for taking time out of your day to come and witness my hanging."
-At the dedication of his portrait; Austin, Texas; Jan 4, 2002
bwahahahahahah :lmfao: now if only that were true :(
Hmm...... wheres todays???
FINALLY SOMETHING WE AGREE ON :lmfao:
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Feb 2
"I think anybody who doesn't think I'm smart enough to handle the job is underestimating."
-As quoted in U.S. News & World Report; April 3, 2000
indeed we have underestimated his stupidity :D
yes, we can. that's why there's a calendar with all the stupid shit he's said in it...or at least enough to fill up a yearQuote:
Originally Posted by admin
Wheres today's quote?!
paula's slacking :D
lmfao all these are just from one dayQuote:
Originally Posted by Steveo
Feb 3/4
"Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB/GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across the country."
-Poplar Bluff, Missouri; Sept 6, 2004
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Feb 5
"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."
-Washington, D.C.; Aug 5, 2004
^ wow and 51% of you people elected him into a 2nd term :lmao:
fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice...uh um yeah uh fool me twice ummm........don't fool me again yeah! :lmfao:
Wow what the hell were you people thinking by electing him President? No wonder everyone is mad at us! We have a freakin retard as our President!!!!! We all look like a country full of special eds!!!!!!! :rant: