LOST IN THE DARNDEST PLACES

[kittychick]

An elderly Floridian called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car has
been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the
dispatcher: "They've stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal
and even the accelerator!" she cried.
The dispatcher said, "Stay calm. An officer is on the way."
A few minutes later, the officer radios in. "Disregard." He says. "She got
in the back-seat by mistake."

[fawk_you]

musta been blonde.

[kittychick]

Two elderly women were out driving in a large car - both could barely see
over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to an
intersection. The stoplight was red, but they just went on through. The
woman in the passenger seat thought to herself "I must be losing it. I could
have sworn we just went through a red light." After a few more minutes, they came to another intersection and the light was red again. Again, they went right through. The woman in the passenger seat was almost sure that the light had been red but was really concerned that she was losing it. She was
getting nervous. At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was red
and they went on through. So, she turned to the other woman and said,
"Mildred, did you know that we just ran through three red lights in a row?
You could have killed us both!"

Mildred turned to her and said, "Oh, crap, am I driving ?"

[AnTi-PooN]

.........

[Sammich]

ITE DANGIT W/ ALL THESE LAME JOKES!!! and wheres my compensation

[Marty]

FAIL

[Krazykouki]

this thread sucks....

[Stormhammer]

^^ haha - I know what car your sig is from

[Krazykouki]

^^ haha - I know what car your sig is from

[Stormhammer]

yarly bitch!

[Krazykouki]

LMAO...I didnt know the Starions had one too...LOL...the one in my sig is from a 3000GT

[Stormhammer]

guess he survived the red hot and blue spears and ninja stars the first go around!!!!

[Crazy Asian]

Here look at my sig...this should calm the thread down.