Heh! For some reason this reminds of the time I was walking down Euclid and there were a couple of homeless young men leaning against a brink wall. Then the inevitable
"hey man, you got a cigarette? Or how about some change"?
I stopped, and turned around
"you look like your in good health, and you have all of your teeth. What the fuck are you doing here begging for money"?
He rambled off something like he from another state trying to get someplace else for whatever reason then proceeded to ask me for more money. I started to get irritated but I was not about to just give it up.
"Ill tell you what, I have got $300 in my wallet RIGHT NOW and you can have it, but your going to have to earn it.
the bum enthusiastically asked me what he has to do to get it. And I answered him.
"take it from me, your sitting here on the fucking street looking like you have absolutely nothing to lose, you look healthy, you look strong and you obviously have no moral qualms about begging for it, so I really cannot think of reason why you wouldnt if you need it so fucking bad you want to beg for it. So im telling you all you have to do is get to my back pocket.......and take it from me"
"naaaa mister, that's alright, im good...you just have a nice day".
"you too"
People should hope the day never comes where they might be desperate enough to take me up on my offer