New and needs help!

[SxyVnessa]

Maybe he can hit that gut off you.

He wouldn't cheat on you if you could keep your weight under 125.

lol@gut

[HalfBaked]

classy enough to shut you down.

What does that even mean?

[SxyVnessa]

like i said, you never had a chance.

[HalfBaked]

lol@gut

I mean I think its cute.

I may even blow my spunk on it and keep it off that face of yours.

[SxyVnessa]

i gotta go take a shower. ta-ta

[HalfBaked]

like i said, you never had a chance.

Sure I did.

I have $20 in my wallet and I can also supply you with a can of dip.

I'm sure you'd put out for that.

[HalfBaked]

i gotta go take a shower. ta-ta

Take pics.

If you don't have your camera you can just give me directions and I'll take em for ya.

Lets get that pussy up on the internet and try to make some money off of ya.

[Sammich]

this thread has turned into bashing a noob..im banning all of you LOLOL

[Dr.G35]

this thread has turned into bashing a noob..im banning all of you LOLOL

proof or it never happened.

[HalfBaked]

this thread has turned into bashing a noob..im banning all of you LOLOL

The only thing getting bashed is gonna be her pussy.

And it doesn't sound like its much of a n00b.

[Sammich]

lol

[SxyVnessa]

hey, why are there only 2 choices for this poll? they both suck.

[Paul]

hey, why are there only 2 choices for this poll? they both suck.

give me a 3rd and i'll post it up

[Sammich]

like you?

thought u were showering your nasty body

give me a 3rd and i'll post it up

"i, sxyvnessa, suck major penis"

[Paul]

like you?

thought u were showering your nasty body



"i, sxyvnessa, suck major penis"

:boobies: ya golden showers

[SxyVnessa]

give me a 3rd and i'll post it up

why do i ahve to be "just a dumb vag"?

why can't i just be me and here to meet new people?

[HalfBaked]

hey, why are there only 2 choices for this poll? they both suck.

Bust out some pictures of those 34Bs and we will change the poll.

[Paul]

why do i ahve to be "just a dumb vag"?

why can't i just be me and here to meet new people?

b/c your not new to the boards i've crossed checked your IP already

[SxyVnessa]

i want to know who voted for what!

[Sammich]

:boobies: ya golden showers

I JUST FILLED UP THE CUP..FAILSOS PAULINA

[Paul]

Bust out some pictures of those 34Bs and we will change the poll.

LIRL oh fuck!

[SxyVnessa]

b/c your not new to the boards i've crossed checked your IP already

what are you talking about?

[HalfBaked]

i want to know who voted for what!

I voted you are a dumb vag.

[Sammich]

b/c your not new to the boards i've crossed checked your IP already

IS IT 'MALLORY'

[Paul]

I voted you are a dumb vag.

x2

[SxyVnessa]

now change those 3 votes to someone here to meet people

[HalfBaked]

what are you talking about?

On this crazy thing called the internet your internet provider has this number that matches you to your computer.

And the Super Moderators (they're called super because thats what they are SUPERRRRRRRR THANKS FOR ASKING) can look at your number and compare it to other numbers of other members.

[SxyVnessa]

IS IT 'MALLORY'

um?

[Ed]

JESUS CHRIST.

I go for a meeting and 1 hour later 8 pages. You fucking sad leg humpers...



































So Vanessa, i always had a thing for vanessas, wanna meet up today?

[HalfBaked]

now change those 3 votes to someone here to meet people

TITS OR NOT GONNA HAPPEN.

[SxyVnessa]

On this crazy thing called the internet your internet provider has this number that matches you to your computer.

And the Super Moderators (they're called super because thats what they are SUPERRRRRRRR THANKS FOR ASKING) can look at your number and compare it to other numbers of other members.

i doubt i have the same number as a current member. infact, i would bet on it.

[Ed]

see what i did there vanessa, i have a grown up job, i have meetings and such...



that means you should fuck me.

[HalfBaked]

JESUS CHRIST.

I go for a meeting and 1 hour later 8 pages. You fucking sad leg humpers...



































So Vanessa, i always had a thing for vanessas, wanna meet up today?

Ed pick me up too.

I'm hungry. The last thing I ate was one of those Dominos Pasta bread bowl things.

The pasta wasn't bad but the bread itself was really greasy.

[Paul]

IS IT 'MALLORY'

there is a few possibles w/ enough post count that would make an AE...

honestly what chick just finds IA to post "i want to make my bf jealous"

that's weak sauce plus only has 5 pix on photo bucket and profile isn't filed out completely.

[Sammich]

JESUS CHRIST.

I go for a meeting and 1 hour later 8 pages. You fucking sad leg humpers...



































So Vanessa, i always had a thing for vanessas, wanna meet up today?

LULZ...FAR FROM LEG HUMPING SON

[SxyVnessa]

JESUS CHRIST.

I go for a meeting and 1 hour later 8 pages. You fucking sad leg humpers...



































So Vanessa, i always had a thing for vanessas, wanna meet up today?

Is that a pic of your car? it's sexy.

[HalfBaked]

see what i did there vanessa, i have a grown up job, i have meetings and such...



that means you should fuck me.

You got a job?

Congrats! Didn't know you were being a bum relying on your girlfriend...













...get own3d.

[Sammich]

see what i did there vanessa, i have a grown up job, i have meetings and such...



that means you should fuck me.

YOU ALSO HAVE A NEW CAR...TELL HER THAT AND SHE'LL DROP IN YOUR LAP CUZ SHE'S A SKEEZER SCALLYWAG

[SxyVnessa]

see what i did there vanessa, i have a grown up job, i have meetings and such...



that means you should fuck me.

can i "drive"? if you are as sexy as your car then i am all for it.

[SxyVnessa]

there is a few possibles w/ enough post count that would make an AE...

honestly what chick just finds IA to post "i want to make my bf jealous"

that's weak sauce plus only has 5 pix on photo bucket and profile isn't filed out completely.

should i add more pics or something?