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  1. 04-03-2009, 08:56 AM #1
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    Default bimmer n00b on IA

    Saw a link to this place over on anotha site... looked interesting so I decided to join.

    Before I begin my jorney here let me get a few things outta the way:

    The word noob does not hurt my feelings at all.
    My mother was a $5.00 whore that fucked everyone on the east coast that she could back in her day -- so, with that being said we now all have something in common and we might even be related.
    My cawk is 2 inches long - yes, this is when I'm hard btw.
    I dont know who my father is.
    I know you where with my girlfriend last night, but that just means I didn't have to fuck that nasty aids infested pussy.
    I am unemployed and damn proud of the fact that some of you fucktwats are paying for my foodstamps.
    I am 421 pounds of pure stinky, nasty sex appeal.
    I drive an e36 m3(it's stock so don't ask for mods)

    ....
    ........ I've been lurking for a few days and so far this place seems pretty cool. looking forward to posting more.

    -vincent
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  2. 04-03-2009, 08:57 AM #2
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    O HAI!
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  3. 04-03-2009, 08:58 AM #3
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    ummm..... welcome?
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  4. 04-03-2009, 08:59 AM #4
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    pics!
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  5. 04-03-2009, 09:00 AM #5
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    thanks dudes... i'll post up some pics once i get back from work. car's dirty so just ignore all the pollen that'll be on the pictures lol :p
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  6. 04-03-2009, 09:08 AM #6
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    pollen is the new paint pearl man
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  7. 04-03-2009, 09:09 AM #7
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    ^^ You haz Blu S2k! Not White!
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    LMAO at the intro, welcome!
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  9. 04-03-2009, 09:24 AM #9
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    A man that knows his place....rare indeed


    bimmer/small penis crew holla!!
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  10. 04-04-2009, 10:23 PM #10
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    Normally, I'd probably tell you to fuck right off - but shit you practically did that yourself. So, welcome, Vergina.
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  11. 04-04-2009, 10:24 PM #11
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    cool.
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  12. 04-06-2009, 11:08 AM #12
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  13. 04-06-2009, 11:36 AM #13
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    GREAT!

    Another BMW homo...
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  14. 05-19-2009, 06:07 AM #14
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    Default oh shit

    im another BMW HoMo!!!:idb:
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  15. 05-19-2009, 09:16 AM #15
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    ...yo....
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  16. 05-19-2009, 10:18 AM #16
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    Welcome
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  17. 05-22-2009, 09:58 PM #17
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    lol
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  18. 05-22-2009, 10:01 PM #18
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    Nice 8 Mile Approach LOL
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  19. 05-22-2009, 10:50 PM #19
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    Interesting post none the less, I guess that should be the new intro; talk shit about yourself first so it gets it out of the way.. lol

    need shoes for your car? http://www.importatlanta.com/forums/...4#post39046234
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  20. 05-22-2009, 10:59 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by ATL_e92
    im another BMW HoMo!!!:idb:
    That makes 3!

    Welcome in, man.
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  21. 05-23-2009, 06:25 AM #21
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    i agree with you, lets talk shit about ourselfs first then others!!!
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    post pics of your car man!!!
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  23. 05-24-2009, 06:09 PM #23
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  24. 05-25-2009, 01:34 AM #24
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    oops i totally forgot about this thread lol. i've been too busy to even log on.. sorry peeps but i did add a pic of my 3 in my sig. added a few things to it since april but nothing really worth mentioning. preciate all the welcomes... now that i've gotten a better schedule at work i should have a little more time to post.

    quick question though... i stay in gwinnett and just curious to know where people hangout now a days.. i remember the old bp meets but haven't been out in awhile and would like to get back into the whole car scene. help??
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  25. 05-25-2009, 09:14 AM #25
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    I like your Bimmer...seems to be very clean and the theme flows well. Welcome.
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  26. 05-25-2009, 12:14 PM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vertik
    Saw a link to this place over on anotha site... looked interesting so I decided to join.

    Before I begin my jorney here let me get a few things outta the way:

    The word noob does not hurt my feelings at all.
    My mother was a $5.00 whore that fucked everyone on the east coast that she could back in her day -- so, with that being said we now all have something in common and we might even be related.
    My cawk is 2 inches long - yes, this is when I'm hard btw.
    I dont know who my father is.
    I know you where with my girlfriend last night, but that just means I didn't have to fuck that nasty aids infested pussy.
    I am unemployed and damn proud of the fact that some of you fucktwats are paying for my foodstamps.
    I am 421 pounds of pure stinky, nasty sex appeal.
    I drive an e36 m3(it's stock so don't ask for mods)

    ....
    ........ I've been lurking for a few days and so far this place seems pretty cool. looking forward to posting more.

    -vincent
    The best intro I've seen so far
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  27. 05-25-2009, 02:37 PM #27
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    good lookin car and hilarious intro.
    ///M6
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  28. 05-25-2009, 05:37 PM #28
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    welcome, you should put up a picture of your car.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dville nismo
    welcome, you should put up a picture of your car.
    or you could just look at his sig
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  30. 05-31-2009, 10:00 AM #30
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    Cool

    welc from another bmw IA noob



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  31. 05-31-2009, 09:47 PM #31
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    welcome to the site!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vertik
    oops i totally forgot about this thread lol. i've been too busy to even log on.. sorry peeps but i did add a pic of my 3 in my sig. added a few things to it since april but nothing really worth mentioning. preciate all the welcomes... now that i've gotten a better schedule at work i should have a little more time to post.

    quick question though... i stay in gwinnett and just curious to know where people hangout now a days.. i remember the old bp meets but haven't been out in awhile and would like to get back into the whole car scene. help??
    peeps go to the sonic meet on Thursday nights.
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  33. 06-01-2009, 09:42 AM #33
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    Quote Originally Posted by DinanM3atl
    peeps go to the sonic meet on Thursday nights.
    Cant believe you would try to mislead people and not tell them about the PACKED NP meets

    But back to topic, If you stay in Gwinnet, be careful about people following you home and stealing your car. Seen it before.

    Other than that, Welcome man. Great into. Clean e36!
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    BMW FTW!!!
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    WooT!

    Weekly Meet!

    http://forums.bimmerforums.com/forum....php?t=1243997
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  36. 06-01-2009, 11:13 PM #36
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    Welcome BMW comedian !


    You will fit in well in the GA section of bimmerforums with a sense of humor like that.
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