Wow, another attempt at Jack Bauer. In case you didn't know you cum guzzling faggot, you had to put the underscore in there because there already was one.
Now go find a high building and jump off.
And to this new girl, welcome and such.
Wow, another attempt at Jack Bauer. In case you didn't know you cum guzzling faggot, you had to put the underscore in there because there already was one.
Now go find a high building and jump off.
And to this new girl, welcome and such.
to IA, where drama and bullshit threads never cease
yea i know.. she's a smart little cookie!Originally Posted by VooDooXII
varsity it is then!!!
<3 ///M & Porsche <3
but nina was kinda cute...
She looked like an emaciated 10 year old boy. The only reason I slept with her was to add depth to my character.
Then I shot her ass 3 times. Don't forget that.
Actually, no, I did not realize this. You are actually the only person clever enough to figure this out. The comment afterwards calling me a "cum guzzling faggot" was well rooted in fact, relevant to the topic at hand and was, in general, very witty.
Your entire post was a well constructed attack on my person created by someone who, clearly, possesses great intellect and creativity.
Cheers mate
Also, you calling me out for being named Jack Bauer is very sensible for someone named "TheGodfather".
Pot... kettle... black
13.6 in the 1/8. bwhaahah
Dude where are the nudeS! I wana see some :boobies:!
YEAHHHH:idb:
Welcome
MARY! YOU need to race her lol. battle of the luxury cars ur vq> her e36 anyday
Welcome.
Cheers mate? What do we have a fucking wanker on our hands? That sucks.
Your response lacked substance and intelligence, and I can presume in real life you abuse many subtances, and lack quite a bit of intelligence.
See the problem is, I was the original Jack Bauer. I posted under that name as a joke, and never once reffered to Nina or other 24 references such as your dumbass did.
Also with your cute little pot and kettle argument, The Godfather is my forum name and nick name from most of my friends. I in no way shape or form try to be Don Corleone on the forums, or make obscure references to the movie.
Now that I have made your life on this forum, and once again I will presume in real life as well, worthless. Take my advice, and jump off a high building. Or if you are scared of heights, take 5 random chemicals from beneath your sink, mix them, and chug them as quickly as you can.
Welcome
Really, why? I'd love a real explanation "YOU TALKED ABOUT 24 LOLOL". I see you are short on those though and instead suggest that people are gay and suggest improvised suicide methods.
The thing is, I am actually Jack Bauer. I shoot people in the face irl.
The cheers thing I picked up while on assignment with Stephen Saunders.
Cheers.
hahhaha!!! yay!!! You're my fave!! Vq's rule!
<3 ///M & Porsche <3
Shiiiiiiit, I'll race her in my SAAB!
I wanna race a 6spd G35. Beat an auto already (sedan, 280hp one) so lets see how I am against a 6spd coupe.
the point of this my friends is mary's "slow"(coparitivly) VQ to new girl's "ultimate driving machine"(some one takes the commercials way to seriously)
I should just start saying that I'm "Born From Jets" to anyone who wants to race...
My black bulletproof SUV does 1/4 in 5 seconds and has a trunk full of guns. BMW doesn't have shit on the CTU motorclub.
I imagine that'd be a little heavy...
It is, but its also the only car in the world that can be claimed to have 1 JBP with me at the wheel.
Welcome and shall i say..bye bye? Why is that every girl who joins, gets bashed on lol? IA tradition i guess.
Listen here tramp, I will race you, you are talking the shit. Is your car stock? Mine is not stock. I said I wanted to make it faster. I do have the basic I/H/E, chipped ECU, springs, a few drivetrain parts, that's about it. So if you want to run your oh so mighty Nissan bull shit against me, find my ass, it's all you will see. OMGosh you people are so weird....
The Godfather and Jack Bauer take your shit somewhere else. You guys are both lame, face it.
You wish you could keep up
She's kinda bringing this upon herself...
ayee bitch u drive a nazi vehicle so Shut THE FUCK UP aND GTFO if u think people ARe weird on IA... cuz they areListen here tramp, I will race you, you are talking the shit. Is your car stock? Mine is not stock. I said I wanted to make it faster. I do have the basic I/H/E, chipped ECU, springs, a few drivetrain parts, that's about it. So if you want to run your oh so mighty Nissan bull shit against me, find my ass, it's all you will see. OMGosh you people are so weird....
The Godfather and Jack Bauer take your shit somewhere else. You guys are both lame, face it.
Hans Gruber from the first Die Hard was German. BMW is German brand. You bought a BMW. Therefore you've directly supported terrorists. I'll shoot you in the knee for aiding and abetting terrorists by being a spoiled white kid.Listen here tramp, I will race you, you are talking the shit. Is your car stock? Mine is not stock. I said I wanted to make it faster. I do have the basic I/H/E, chipped ECU, springs, a few drivetrain parts, that's about it. So if you want to run your oh so mighty Nissan bull shit against me, find my ass, it's all you will see. OMGosh you people are so weird....
The Godfather and Jack Bauer take your shit somewhere else. You guys are both lame, face it.
I do have the ability to do that. I'm sure its somewhere in the USPATRIOT act in fine print. Print so fine you may not be able to read it/find it, but you can't disprove its existence. The absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence.
LOL HOLY SHIT +1ayee bitch u drive a nazi vehicle so Shut THE FUCK UP aND GTFO if u think people ARe weird on IA... cuz they are
ya know, whats also funny is that when females get mad at one another, the sluts, tramps, bitches, etc really start flying..... why is that?
Females are irrational supporting characters. That's why they killed my wife off in the first season.
jack, check reps
Yeah yeah, you guys are so ignorant. I have better things to do then listen to people complain about me. It's not my fault you all are jealous. Me > All of yall.
Jack Bauer, get a life you watch too much TV.
I am going to get some food, peace. <3
You wish you could keep up
LOL @ me being jealous..... of a 325.....
I'm jealous of GTOLOL @ me being jealous..... of a 325.....
why? according to other ppl on here, its the laughing stock of domestics
ill be at commerce on friday..but i really dont care that much nor was i calling you out to race, i just think you should race maryListen here tramp, I will race you, you are talking the shit. Is your car stock? Mine is not stock. I said I wanted to make it faster. I do have the basic I/H/E, chipped ECU, springs, a few drivetrain parts, that's about it. So if you want to run your oh so mighty Nissan bull shit against me, find my ass, it's all you will see. OMGosh you people are so weird....
The Godfather and Jack Bauer take your shit somewhere else. You guys are both lame, face it.
Seeing as how I wantonly violate the constitution for a living I don't really see why I'd be jealous of a 19 year old girl with too many of her parent's credit cards, an unfounded sense of pride and an overworked labia.
Also, hypothetically, if I were not Jack Bauer, I would not have to watch TV to know anything about the show. Hypothetically speaking, one could just buy/borrow the DVDs and watch it. 5x16 = 80 hours. Over the space of a few months that's all the more "life" you would have to sacrifice to have seen every season minus the season 6 disaster. All in all, probably a better investment of time than spending daddy's money at a strip mall or introducing a guy you just met to your insides.
But, seeing as how I am indeed Jack Bauer, this is all a hypothetical scenario.
blah
isnt mary a stock 6mt...? why doesnt she just race me? Im only on stock rims also?....cough cough...ill be at commerce on friday..but i really dont care that much nor was i calling you out to race, i just think you should race mary
The G Spot Hero
"Nitrous is like a hot girl with STDS, you know you want to hit it but your afraid of the consequences."
lol x2..... jealous?LOL @ me being jealous..... of a 325.....
I got free clear tails with my ride.....
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