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no you dont...your dick falls off

I take it you know from experance since you are a SARS surviver...

i dont want non of that shit .. * RUNS *

haha

beacuase when where all sitting in front of the suppossedly haunted battle feild where we saw bambi this weekend..she's like ya'll gone do someting or another...can't remember exactly what it was that she said but we were all like damn girl you got redneck with the quckness..:lmfao:

Aisha got some explaining to do ..

she left us :(

:lmao: ya everyone is like oh shit there is wolf or something in the woods...they shined the light on it and I was it just a damn deer...then we go walk through the tall grass to get a better look at it and aisha got all happy cas it was a lil baby deer...

well when she gets back she does ..

well last night she kept leaving and conming back in the chat room so we decided that she was giving head and had to swallow which is why she didn't post anything for a minute...:D

:lmao: I need more gas money so I can do more stuff...cas I am poor for last week's adventures...

werd...look at this shit guys.....http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/25HP-...QQcmdZViewItem

neways imma go jog or sumthing.. i need to tone up

shit for a dollar as long as it wouldnt mess up your engine lol

kristy you should have came with us saturday night, we walked like 5 miles total I think...lol

yeah that five mile mountain and rock climbing hike would of toned those ass checks perfect girl!! :D

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this is even more JDM TyTe!!!!:D

Meet me in the club... It's going down... Seriously, whose down for wild bills this thursday night?

I have work at 930 am on friday...

dam it never did go down this weekend though.....

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Originally Posted by ~The_Duke~

I am a huge pussy...

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oh... well that's cool... i understand.

:lmao: mother fucker...

haha edit

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Originally Posted by xaznstylegrlx

neways imma go jog or sumthing.. i need to tone up

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ill help you tone up ..

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Originally Posted by THAT BOY !!!

ill help you tone up ..

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can you help me too?

^HAHAHAHAHA

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Originally Posted by CRAMERIZKING

can you help me too?

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sure i can use you as a heavy bag and ill teach kristy how to kick box ..

:lmao: that would be funny as hell...

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Originally Posted by THAT BOY !!!

sure i can use you as a heavy bag and ill teach kristy how to kick box ..

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as long as she touches my balls once or twice im down.

Desperate times... desperate measures.

haha ball juggling FTMFW!!!!

:lmao: you hear that kristy cramer just said that you could use him as a kicking\punching bag as long as you kicked him in the nuts once or twice...

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Originally Posted by CRAMERIZKING

as long as she touches my balls once or twice im down.

Desperate times... desperate measures.

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thats up to her but if any of that gay shit comes my way best believe im grabbing my sword and chopping you up ..

she left to go jogging....

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Originally Posted by ~The_Duke~

i like it when a chick gives it to me from behind with a strap on.

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You hear that kristy? zack(ch?) is a homosexual.

LIRL !!!

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Originally Posted by CRAMERIZKING

You hear that kristy? zack(ch?) is a homosexual.

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HOLY FUCK YOU SPELLED MY NAME RIGHT THE FIRST TIME!!!

if anyone I repeat anyone trying to stick anything in my ass, they will die...

Mr Bellding is calling you .. LIRL !!!

Were dead they found bird flu in the US

and dear baby jesus you 8 lbs and 6 oz of godly power we thank you for this wonderful meal with taco bell and kfc...but please no sars.

haha better tell Cramer and crazy asian again!!