Ok I'm done now :P
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Ok I'm done now :P
lolQuote:
Originally Posted by keebler
Corn Hole
A truck driver had a 2 day lay-over during the St. Patrick's Day holiday. He was getting bored with just sitting at the truck stop cafe, so he decided to go for a few beers. After about the 4th one, he had to use the bathroom badly. He went into the bathroom, and he was peeing, lhe ooked into the next stall and noticed a leprechaun whose penis was HUGE!
"Let me ask you something...how come short guys have bigger peckers than tall guys?"
In his heavy Irish accent, the leprechaun looked up and said, "I don't know laddy, i'm a leprechaun".
With that, the trucker reached out and grabbed him and said, "Well guess what? I caught ya!"
"Aye lad, that ya did, but your wishes won't come true until tomorrow morning".
The trucker was confused by this, "Why not? You're a leprechaun, I caught ya, so you are supposed to grant me 3 wishes."
"Well", began the leprechaun, "you don't know anything about us leprechauns. We get a day of the year off and it happens to be St. Patrick's Day." Well, the trucker understanding this made his 3 wishes. He wanted to own his trucking company, he wanted every woman he saw to desire his body and he wanted 10 million dollars in the bank, tax free. The leprechaun said it would be done in the morning. On his way out of the restroom, the leprechaun says, "Lad, would you like to have your wishes come true tonight?"
"Well yeah, but what's the catch?", came the reply. "Well, you gotta let a leprechaun corn-hole ya." The trucker, at first protested, but then the leprechaun reminded him of all that he would be gaining in few precious moments. Thinking about the money, the company becoming his and ALL those women, he agreed but told the leprechaun not to tell anyone. When it was all over, the leprechaun was getting ready to leave, turned to the trucker and said, "Laddy, can I ask ya a question?"
"Sure", says the trucker.
"How old are ya now?"
"I'm 40 years old" says the trucker.
With that, the leprechaun says, "You mean to tell me that you're 40 years old and still believe in leprechauns?"
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hey... so I need some help. Anyone still up?
I'm still awake! We're on the lncftw.com forums :P
No... :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Miranda
Damn, I'm really fuckin hungry right now. :(
ding
lncftw.com is slightly broke for a sec while i put in the rep's mod... will be back shortly
i think me and keebler broke it lol
anywho
LMAO, ya me and lenny broke it... Damn post count competition
LIRL!!!
aww gay, 30 second rule.
i got spoiled over on lncftw.com hahahahah
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Originally Posted by keebler
haha you were cheating then i finally caught on hahah.
lets have a post count competition over here :goodjob:
I know right, that 5 sec post rule was awesome
PHUC DAT!!
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you have over 10x more posts than I, I think it'll be hard to get 18k+ with the 30 sec rule :lmfao:Quote:
Originally Posted by never_finished
this takes the fun out of it, having to wait and shit
haha keebler, ill take a week off
hmmm
you'll need to take a month off lol, taking a week off means i'd have to post 2,500 times a day for 7 days straight lol
well maybe ill take a month off from posting, just so you would post your ass off on here hahah
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ok it's back. should be good although i'm still working on portions of the site... :)
I just did the math, in order for me to post 18,000 times in 7 days, I have to post once every 33 secs. Thats 1.78 posts per minute, 107 posts per hour, 2,571 posts a day, 18,000 a week lol
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Originally Posted by keebler
well in that case, you can do it!
I can get into topics but can't read threads... Damn we did a number on the site this time lol
Ya, I'd have to stay up 7 days straight and do nothing but post all day and nightQuote:
Originally Posted by never_finished
You that bored?? :lmfao:Quote:
Originally Posted by keebler
dont be a puss! :lmfao:
:cry: yes, Lenny broke the lncftw site so I have nothing to do nowQuote:
Originally Posted by JustinSane110™
that gives me an idea...haha
IA should have a contest, to see who can post the most in a week. winner gets max rep points or some shit.
im sure we would have plenty of people try it hahaah
you helped break it keebler, dont make me set your elf tree on fire!!
Way to go Lenard!! Always breaking shit... :lmfao:Quote:
Originally Posted by keebler
I'm goin to the store to get some fudge stripe cookies, LIRL!!
smoldering elf ass LIRL!!!!!
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lol! I finished mine off the other day, need to go get some more:lmfao:Quote:
Originally Posted by JustinSane110™
blah blah, lncftw fixed yet?
Werd man, he knows I'm already planning on burning that shit down. Now it looks like I got some help, that means we can carry some extra gas cans. :goodjob:Quote:
Originally Posted by never_finished