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  1. 03-02-2009, 06:41 PM #1
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    Exclamation fastest way to mess a car up???

    i need to know its for a prank!!
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    unplug the coil
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    fire.
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    Take all the things out of the valve steams and unplug the coil.
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    take saran wrap and wrap the car up.
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    i mean so messed up they cant even sell it
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    thats one hell of a prank
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    Quote Originally Posted by 809KiNg
    i mean so messed up they cant even sell it

    Wow, I'm refuse to help you out on that. That's a BS thing to mess with someone's car like that. Actually, I hope whoever's car you messing with, they whoop your ass after you fuck with their car.




    Cliff notes on this?
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    have your mom sit in it.........................just kidding

    Do something like stated above valve steams, unplug coil, remove main relay, remove fuse to fuel pump, dissconnect power wire to starter.

    keep it in 1st gear and drive it for an hour on I-85.

    it would help if we knew what kind of car
    TOO BIG
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fast-Tech™
    Wow, I'm refuse to help you out on that. That's a BS thing to mess with someone's car like that. Actually, I hope whoever's car you messing with, they whoop your ass after you fuck with their car.




    Cliff notes on this?
    its fucked up what they did to me... i help him look for a car i drove them to the car, far as hell and i put the gas and now they rub it in my face and its pissing me off.
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  12. 03-02-2009, 07:09 PM #12
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    Dude, unless they really fucked you over, it isn't worht gonig after soemthnig as nice and as expensive as a possession like a car. Post up a story about why you wanna do this, and what car it is and maybe we can help more. For s small prank, let the air out, unplug the coils, syphen the gas out, disconnect a sensor that makes them see a warning light when they drive so they'll be worried about it, but don't do any REAL damage.

    ^^ Yeah, I drew a frame of a man running on each fan blade. That is him running at idle
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    Quote Originally Posted by seanrg1116
    have your mom sit in it.........................just kidding

    Do something like stated above valve steams, unplug coil, remove main relay, remove fuse to fuel pump, dissconnect power wire to starter.

    keep it in 1st gear and drive it for an hour on I-85.

    it would help if we knew what kind of car
    lmao!!!! i would do that if they let me use the car
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    I like to steal their piston rings and put the engine back together.
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    switch the positive and negitive battery cables

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    put sand in the gas tank
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    doesnt seem like a prank to me! Seems liike somone needs ideas and cant think.
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    1. It gets really old when people keep calling southside a thief, b/c honestly, they have no phucking idea! lol
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    the last two are pretty bad...
    -If You Own A Honda And Say "Headers", Go Jump Off Bridge...........

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    Stop talking to them?


    Dont fuck with peoples cars....the car cant fight back. Go punch him in his face or something! lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by oneSLOWex
    Stop talking to them?


    Dont fuck with peoples cars....the car cant fight back. Go punch him in his face or something! lol


    x2. Messing with someone's car is just low.



    But, if you still follow through with it, pour water in the oil.
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    Quote Originally Posted by oneSLOWex
    Stop talking to them?


    Dont fuck with peoples cars....the car cant fight back. Go punch him in his face or something! lol

    lol @ cars cant fight back

    ive been bashed by a few cars when ive done the wrong thing lol

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    ^^^^^^x2

    a car will whup ur ass
    TOO BIG
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    a hammer, box cutter, used baby diapers and fish. dent every panel beat the shit out of the motor. cut the interior up. diapers and fish us your imagination.

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    tsk, tsk , tsk. You trying to get YOURSELF hurt !!!!
    Sounds childish.

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    Hope to god that person never comes on here and see this...lmao
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    your goin to jail !!!
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    sticky notw to everyone actually givin him ideas, "if ur rides ever nicer than his and he gets oissed bout it, or u decide not to help him by his standards hes willin to do this shit to a friends car that needed his help. thats a friend, someone ur supposed to help, and supposed to happy, n shit for, not fuck they car up cause they so happy they got a nice ride and maybe enjoy it a tad bit to much.. friends dont do that to friends. period" if willin to do to his own friends imagine if he didnt like u cause ur car was nice or faster, hes the reason peoples shit gets fucked up wen ya in the mall or out at dinner cause ya ride is nicer than his... smh jus a thought, grow up a lil, or jus act like a lil girl and slap him and throw a temper tantrum sounds good..
    U JUS GOT DROP KICKED IN THA FOREHEAD WITH A BROKEN CHEETOE!!! [SIGPIC]
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    ping pong ball in the intake pipe.


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    Quote Originally Posted by frostbyte
    sticky notw to everyone actually givin him ideas, "if ur rides ever nicer than his and he gets oissed bout it, or u decide not to help him by his standards hes willin to do this shit to a friends car that needed his help. thats a friend, someone ur supposed to help, and supposed to happy, n shit for, not fuck they car up cause they so happy they got a nice ride and maybe enjoy it a tad bit to much.. friends dont do that to friends. period" if willin to do to his own friends imagine if he didnt like u cause ur car was nice or faster, hes the reason peoples shit gets fucked up wen ya in the mall or out at dinner cause ya ride is nicer than his... smh jus a thought, grow up a lil, or jus act like a lil girl and slap him and throw a temper tantrum sounds good..
    not worried he would have 2 wholes in his him before he even got close.

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    cut the brake lines that will teach them......
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    all i can say about this thread is karma is a bitch.

    BUT my friends got a guy in high school pretty bad. gay porn with spray glue on the back. put it all over his tahoe and clear coated over it. the only way it would come off would be to repaint the whole car. kid drove around for 2 weeks with dong all over his car.
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    put 10lbs of wheel weights on the inside of the wheels!!!!



    it will feel like his car is falling apart and like the wheels are about to fall off!!!!!


    talking about funny!!!!!!!!



    Or pour alittle gas in the headlight housing and install the bulbs back in...talking about funny the night he turns them on!!!!!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tech5

    Or pour alittle gas in the headlight housing and install the bulbs back in...talking about funny the night he turns them on!!!!!!!!!
    lol @ boom!
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    borrow it, and drive it into the middle of a huge huge huge muddy place like where people go mudbogin get it stuck beyond getting it out lol
    or take it and drive it into a field orrr you can crack the window and put a water hose in it, flood it lol or put a bunch of hissing cockroaches, ants ,and rats in there mmmm fun fun
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    Quote Originally Posted by 809KiNg
    its fucked up what they did to me... i help him look for a car i drove them to the car, far as hell and i put the gas and now they rub it in my face and its pissing me off.
    Felony charges for a tank of gas?

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    drain the motor oil...and crash the car
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    talk to him about it, if he still acts like a bitch, beat his ass......
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    why mes up someones car man! just confront him about it not destroy a car cause he pissed you off! just my opinion though
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    Quote Originally Posted by 809KiNg
    i mean so messed up they cant even sell it
    thats not a fucking prank dude, thats straight up vandalism.
    hope you get your ass beat and whoever's car it is i hope they make you bite the curb.

    thats just fucked up man.
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