Of course I won't get EVERYTHING - I need excuses to get over there over the next month --- work my way back in slowly. You know how we do?
J: Hello
BABYJ: Hey - sorry to bother you at 2am, but my ummm... shoelace is still at your house
J: Umm, what are you gonna do w/ a d*mn --- you know what? FINE J'son -- -just come and get it.
* door bell rings *
J: hold on, some1 is at my door
* opens door, sees me *
J: WHAT THE F*CK???? STALK MUCH???
BABYJ: I was in the neighborhood.
J: No m*thaf*cka you was d*mn near in my kitchen.
BABYJ: Our kitchen
J: Not anymore
BABYJ: Do u mind if I crash on your couch - I'm tired. Nothing has to happen
J: sure.... well... my neck hurts kinda
BABYJ: I will give u a massage
J: ummm... ok
** 5 Mins Later **
:idb:
* leaves the next morning *
* calls back that night *
J: Hello?
BABYJ: Ummm... I left my shoelace at your house again.

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