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    Default And you thought your GF was crazy...

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    NESS CITY, Kan. - Deputies said a woman in western Kansas sat on her boyfriend's toilet for two years, and they're investigating whether she was mistreated.

    Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said a man called his office last month to report that something was wrong with his girlfriend.

    Whipple said it appeared the 35-year-old Ness City woman’s skin had grown around the seat. She initially refused emergency medical services but was finally convinced by responders and her boyfriend that she needed to be checked out at a hospital.

    “We pried the toilet seat off with a pry bar and the seat went with her to the hospital,” Whipple said. “The hospital removed it.”


    Whipple said investigators planned to present their report Wednesday to the county attorney, who will determine whether any charges should be filed against the woman's 36-year-old boyfriend.

    “She was not glued. She was not tied. She was just physically stuck by her body,” Whipple said. “It is hard to imagine. ... I still have a hard time imagining it myself.”

    He told investigators he brought his girlfriend food and water, and asked her every day to come out of the bathroom.

    “And her reply would be, ‘Maybe tomorrow,”’ Whipple said. “According to him, she did not want to leave the bathroom.”

    The boyfriend called police on Feb. 27 to report that “there was something wrong with his girlfriend,” Whipple said, adding that he never explained why it took him two years to call.

    Police found the clothed woman sitting on the toilet, her sweat pants down to her mid-thigh. She was “somewhat disoriented,” and her legs looked like they had atrophied, Whipple said.

    “She said that she didn’t need any help, that she was OK and did not want to leave,” he said.

    She was taken to a hospital in Wichita, about 150 miles southeast of Ness City. Whipple said she has refused to cooperate with medical providers or law enforcement investigators.

    Authorities said they did not know if she was mentally or physically disabled.

    Police have declined to release the couple’s names, but the house where authorities say the incident happened is listed in public records as the residence of Kory McFarren. No one answered his home phone number.

    The case has been the buzz in Ness City, said James Ellis, a neighbor.

    “I don’t think anybody can make any sense out of it,” he said.

    Ellis said he had known the woman since she was a child but that he had not seen her for at least six years.

    He said she had a tough childhood after her mother died at a young age and apparently was usually kept inside the house as she grew up. At one time the woman worked for a long-term care facility, he said, but he did not know what kind of work she did there.

    “It really doesn’t surprise me,” Ellis said of the bathroom incident. “What surprises me is somebody wasn’t called in a bit earlier.”
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    thats the weirdest story.....

    her skin was growing around the toilet? now thats just disgusting....
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    I just noticed i miss-placed this topic, it was meant for the whoreslounge...

    I find it entertaining none-the-less
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    wow...that remindes me of the Nip/Tuck episode where the woman got fused to her couch...ugh....disgusting...

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    wow.. thats crazy.

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    lmfao she jus **** n peed there.. and ate.. she must have smelled like strait booty

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deke
    X3....WTF!!!?!?!?!?!??!?!...Thats The 1st Thing I Said.

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    I read that and I was like WTF????

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    that is just GROSS how can you let your girlfriend sit on a toilet for two years

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    ...seriuosly.

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    Oh my god two years!! Just take that in for a sec, two years of your life just stting there...on a toliet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by STI101
    Oh my god two years!! Just take that in for a sec, two years of your life just stting there...on a toliet.
    that must be a pig poopie

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    he must have been playing WoW the whole time during the relationship not to notice she was in the bathroom the whole time....or maybe she had a laptop and was playing WoW in the bathroom
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    Eat, sit, sleep on the same toilet for 2 years......sorry no comment.

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    Man, my ass gets numb just from sitting on the ****Ter for 10 min.

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    That means he went without sex for 2 years. Not to mention were did he use the bathroom? Man that is messed up how come it took him so long to notify the officials?

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    I wonder what she was trying to accomplish by staying in the bathroom. It is not like she was getting any prettier by not showering, shaving, and letting her butt fuse to the toilet seat.

    Props to the boyfriend for waiting two years to make sure there was a problem.
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    I heard that on the ****ing radio .. that is so funny .. n kinda gross at the same time ..

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    i wonder if she ever flushed


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    must have been a damn nice and comfortable toilet

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    Wow. That's a big sh!t.
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    wow, thats amazing
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    i laughed so hard at all the comments posted, but after like a day i would have been like uh you gonna come out now, let alone 2 years but yea wtf, and thats disgusting.

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    the minute i had to take a piss and was in proximity of that bathroom id toss the ***** out.

    they both must've been a special kind of retarded, cause i honestly can't imagine someone letting their ****ing girlfriend sit on the toilet for 2 years. 2 ****ING YEARS. i imagine after a while it was less like he had a girlfriend, and more like a large goldfish or something. like hes in bed one night n remembers he forgot to feed her, so he reluctantly hops out, microwaves her a hotpocket or two n throws em at her through the door before going back to bed.

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    ^^^The mental image of that had me rolling.
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