*RAP BATTLE*

[NzProjeKt]

INSPIRED BY THE "WHO WOULD WIN IN A RAP BATTLE THREAD....."

I KNOW QD AND SEVERAL OTHERS ON HERE WERE TALKING ABOUT STARTING A THREAD LIKE THIS.. SO HERE IT IS..
ALL YALL ARE INVITED TO COME DROP SOME HEAT AND GET RECOGNIZED FOR IT... THERE ARE NO RULES... SPIT 1, 10, 20 BARS.. SHIT GO CRAZY FOR ALL I CARE...
TRY NOT TO GET TOO PERSONAL THOUGH... AN IA POLL WILL BE CONDUCTED AFTER THE THREAD GETS SOME RESPONSES....

[NzProjeKt]

YEA YOU CAN CALL ME THE FATHER OF THIS IA MUSIC SHIT...
WHO ELSE YOU KNOW COME THROUGH WITH THE MOST EXCLUSIVE NEWS AND HITS...
I GOT AN EXTENSIVE BATTLIN HISTORY... I DONT EVEN KNOW IF I SHOULD ADDRESS YALL NO NAME SCUMS...
IMA TAKE THIS OPPURTUNITY TO AIR OUT THESE FAKE RAP CATS.... SLAYIN THEM ONE BY ONE...
MY SECRET WEAPON IS THESE COLD & MURDEROUS BARS...
YUP IVE BATTLED SOME OF THE BEST.. CANT YOU SEE MY FUCKIN SCARS??
KNOCKED IMPOSTERS OFF THE THRONE... SO NOW THAT MAKES ME RIGHTFULLY IN-CHARGE...
.......Ez........

[verash]

ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY! IM GONNA PARTY LIKE ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY! IM IN THE CLUB AND STUFF ! AND IM GONNA PARTY LIKE ITS YO BIRFDAY!

[quickdodge®]

Damn, if you're the father, then I must be the grand pappy
You say you the best, you might as well have hand slapped me
Here comes my shit to make the fans happy
If I'm dreamin', damn smack me
Til I awake
To the fake
Rhymes you make
While I'm out hittin' homeruns you out buntin'
Ghosts aren't the only things I'm out huntin'
It's wack rapper season and I'm comin' to your town
Paradin' through the streets like a circus and you's the clown
Don't get caught slippin, don't let your blink last
Cause I smoke you faster than AFShane did thinkfast
Watch what you say around me and don't slouch
You know you're shit's more trashier than Oscar the Grouch
SO just sit your ass down on the mutha fuccin couch
And see what real rhymin' is all a-fuccin-bout.

That's it, that's it, that's it. Later, QD.

[B16a2 Civic]

Damn, if you're the father, then I must be the grand pappy
You say you the best, you might as well have hand slapped me
Here comes my shit to make the fans happy
If I'm dreamin', damn smack me
Til I awake
To the fake
Rhymes you make
While I'm out hittin' homeruns you out buntin'
Ghosts aren't the only things I'm out huntin'
It's wack rapper season and I'm comin' to your town
Paradin' through the streets like a circus and you's the clown
Don't get caught slippin, don't let your blink last
Cause I smoke you faster than AFShane did thinkfast
Watch what you say around me and don't slouch
You know you're shit's more trashier than Oscar the Grouch
SO just sit your ass down on the mutha fuccin couch
And see what real rhymin' is all a-fuccin-bout.

That's it, that's it, that's it. Later, QD.

if this is what the west has to offer, i suggest to trade
cause i'll trim you down....like the flat top on Blade (movie)
Game should leave this association...and become a free agent to teh east...
its not that bad...you still have 2pac atleast....
ya'll might be pappys and grandpops, but its my house, i'll let ya rent to lease...
cause i'll keep ya on a short string, like a battared dawg on a leash....
ya'll know when this man come thru its gon be trouble, jump past me and try to hurdle....
cause if i see ya runnin...i'll put a 'shell in ya back' and niggas gon 'think you a turtle'
ya'll fake rappers tryna wrestle through the real...like john cena....you cant see me...
cause tha only thing i liked in ya last rap...was when ya said 'Later, QD'.

[quickdodge®]

ya'll fake rappers tryna wrestle through the real...like john cena....you cant see me...
cause tha only thing i liked in ya last rap...was when ya said 'Later, QD'.

Good move, that was cool. Lolol. Later, QD.

[B16a2 Civic]

Good move, that was cool. Lolol. Later, QD.

i dont wanna offend ya...but i just liked your rap better then previous one so i thought we would have a good battle ....love challenges

[quickdodge®]

You can trade me, yeah, but this is West Coast for life
But you should trade me to your team, if you don't wanna go back under the knife
Dre wasn't the only one being called to surgery
Shame on you for thinkin' your rhymes were hurtin me
I'll prep you, throw you in the oven, and bake you....like Betty Crocker
You'll be my bitch, havin me Meet the Parents like Gaylord Focker
I could switch it East Coast style and still make that greenback
Team up with Fat Joe and still make ya'll Lean Back
You gonna feel bad, trashy and sleazy
But to me
Unlike Ice T
Pimpin IS easy

Later, QDizzle.

[ironchef]

if this is what the west has to offer, i suggest to trade
cause i'll trim you down....like the flat top on Blade (movie)
Game should leave this association...and become a free agent to teh east...
its not that bad...you still have 2pac atleast....
ya'll might be pappys and grandpops, but its my house, i'll let ya rent to lease...
cause i'll keep ya on a short string, like a battared dawg on a leash....
ya'll know when this man come thru its gon be trouble, jump past me and try to hurdle....
cause if i see ya runnin...i'll put a 'shell in ya back' and niggas gon 'think you a turtle'
ya'll fake rappers tryna wrestle through the real...like john cena....you cant see me...
cause tha only thing i liked in ya last rap...was when ya said 'Later, QD'.

You think your going to rep the east?
Well say hello to the southern beast.
Youre so bad you make jody breezy
look like hes off the heezy fo sheezie
ya feel me?
And the only thing kept on a string, is your girl in my room
fucking so hard making the walls go BOOM
nah im just messing
dont get the wrong impression
this is all in good spirit
so come back and lets hear some more, go ahead and spit it.

Yea im a noobie, but this looked like fun so i wanted to join in.

[quickdodge®]

Lolol. Cool. We got the South, the East and the Bes....I mean the West in this biatch. Later, QD.

[B16a2 Civic]

young and sleezy, maybe, but i have em anticipatin my next verse askin 'and then what'..like i was young jeezy...
fact or fiction please believe me, the east in me just wont leave me...
ya'll just lined it up for me, why you tryna make it easy.....
trust me, niggas will question ya health like you was Eazy....E...
c'mon B, lets 6 step this way.....cause i'll treat ya like roadkill, leave you on the freeway.....
cause myw ords have feelings, its enjoyed by teh deaf....
yeah call me jody breeze....cause all this gangsta do is staaay freessshhhh....
dictate my next move, vote or die......
cause right now...tha only nigga doin it big is sayin trap or die.....
so i leave it like this...im clearly the best cant you tell.....
cause if ya verse was looks....consider it lucifer, cuz it looks like hell
so before you sit there and write ya next rhyme.....
remeber the critics predicted it.... i had 'ya head on my watch'...'im ahead of ya time'

[ironchef]

Thats not to bad it actually looks like your starting to warm up
so hold up a second, let me put down the newspaper and coffee cup.
You know these days the critics aint shit...
especially when theyre saying that youre going be the next hit.
its ok there, slick, to think your good
but youre playing with the big boys now this isnt your sandbox in the hood.
Talking about how my verse looks bad take a look in the mirror
rub your eyes a little maybe you'll see clearer
that your raps arent much to talk about
even skee-lo wouldnt do so much as a shout
Buts its alright im offering lessons for a limited time only
thats if you can afford my prices homie.

[quickdodge®]

Ahead of my time? Come on Fred
You're in the Stone Ages, your sundial's been dead
I'm lethal like an injection
Stand out like an erection
I'm even ahead of perfection
You're a jimmy needin' protection
Your rhymin make me wanna de-evolve back into a monkey
Shit, even the Klan got more funk, see
You should know by now that my shit is vital
Like Simon says "You're dismissed" from American Idol

Later, QD.

[B16a2 Civic]

Thats not to bad it actually looks like your starting to warm up
so hold up a second, let me put down the newspaper and coffee cup.
You know these days the critics aint shit...
especially when theyre saying that youre going be the next hit.
its ok there, slick, to think your good
but youre playing with the big boys now this isnt your sandbox in the hood.
Talking about how my verse looks bad take a look in the mirror
rub your eyes a little maybe you'll see clearer
that your raps arent much to talk about
even skee-lo wouldnt do so much as a shout
Buts its alright im offering lessons for a limited time only
thats if you can afford my prices homie.

word? heres a word of advice, takes one to know one.....
cause the critics was still right...its lonely at top being number one...
lookin down...it looks different from this view.....
ya like Pat swazaey(sp?) in Ghost...cant no one see you....
talkin about you reppin tha south....
thats not good, cause its leavin a bad taste in ma mouth....
better yet the next line is last...its gon say what im all about....
ya mom should have listened to ya dad....and spit you out
( of course im not seriously just afriendly battle )

[B16a2 Civic]

Ahead of my time? Come on Fred
You're in the Stone Ages, your sundial's been dead
I'm lethal like an injection
Stand out like an erection
I'm even ahead of perfection
You're a jimmy needin' protection
Your rhymin make me wanna de-evolve back into a monkey
Shit, even the Klan got more funk, see
You should know by now that my shit is vital
Like Simon says "You're dismissed" from American Idol

Later, QD.

looks like i'll never be done, first one now the other.....
...but its alright, i still love ya like a brother.....
but dont make me have you go missin like tha others....
i wont lie, its coo you invest ghost and stolen cars.....
but i would suggest in bitting lyrics...and start stealin some bars.....
verse for verse, i was impressed...but your not great....
to put it simple.....ya like any other eminem emcee.....just anothyer frosted flake....
step ya game up or push reset.....
because tha next time i post, u wont forget....
this is a close battle, i'll admit....the jury will probably be hung....
one day you'll truly be an idol...and be known as the rappin william hung

[ironchef]

Yea sure must be lonely being number one of all the losers
But thats ok there still more ia users
that ill spit at and kill
and they'll be shortly joining you at the top of loser hill (lolol).
And heres some listerine for that bad taste
as you better make haste
cause im about to show you true game and make it quick
i mean hell i already got the money, respect, and now even your chick
Im like the roadrunner to your wile coyote to fast and intelligent
cause now im on a mission, yes im hellbent
youre going down once and for all
when im done, i doubt the welfare office will even give you a call.

[NzProjeKt]

Yea the girls think its cute you took up rappin as a hobbie....
But the real dont respect you cause your whole style is sloppyy...
Its only so long you fake sukkas can pretend...
You only tryna get at me dawg cause you like following trends...
Doggies just quit right now while yall still ahead..
Cause when you see this frown... you nikkas either gon be quick to back down...
Or be speakin to my leads....
I wouldve let yall phony cats slide but i cant stand cats fukin with my bread... You can choose to come at me right dawg...
If not the only thing comming off is ya head..........

[quickdodge®]

looks like i'll never be done, first one now the other.....
...but its alright, i still love ya like a brother.....
but dont make me have you go missin like tha others....
i wont lie, its coo you invest ghost and stolen cars.....
but i would suggest in bitting lyrics...and start stealin some bars.....
verse for verse, i was impressed...but your not great....
to put it simple.....ya like any other eminem emcee.....just anothyer frosted flake....
step ya game up or push reset.....
because tha next time i post, u wont forget....
this is a close battle, i'll admit....the jury will probably be hung....
one day you'll truly be an idol...and be known as the rappin william hung

You're right, that everyone's pickin on you
You know why, you're an easy target..that's easy to view
You're the Atlanta Hawks of rap, like wine your in the cellar
If you were in the ocean, you'd be a bottom dweller
Cause you can't come correct if you can't come at all
And just like any female, you just ain't got the balls
To deal with me
Can't even come real with me
In a rap war I'm America and you're Paris, France
I'm the Uzi of rap and you just shut up and dance
I know you can't help it, I put you in a trance
And again like a female you tryin to get in my pants
So now you know I'm the Master on the throttle
And you do as I say cause "you're my genie in a bottle"(Chrisitina Aguilera mix)

Later, QD.

[B16a2 Civic]

what do you know....another 1 bites tha dust....
that was a good rhyme...back in 92, guessed you dussed off my old rhyme book that had rust.....
lets be serious, your only here cause ya momz made me bust.....
mom jokes is old, my bad, lets take it back to more facts.....
cause when you finished your rhyme, all i could was turn my back.....
matter of fact, i couldn't take it anymore, im just being serious.....
cause ya silly like george in a yellow raincoat, this nigga must be curious.....
1, 2, 3 ...how many hoes i see.....sellin yaself out, might as well slide down a stripper pole....
cause i dont need #'s to say im good, we'll let the people tell in the Voting Poll

[B16a2 Civic]

AN IA POLL WILL BE CONDUCTED AFTER THE THREAD GETS SOME RESPONSES....

?? hook us up QD? oh yeah ya'll this shit is fun

[quickdodge®]

Hell yeah, this is cool as hell. I see lots of good rhymin going on in here. And then I see you guys shit, lolol. J/k. Keep up the shizzle fa rizzle. Later, QD.

[NzProjeKt]

what do you know....another 1 bites tha dust....
that was a good rhyme...back in 92, guessed you dussed off my old rhyme book that had rust.....
lets be serious, your only here cause ya momz made me bust.....
mom jokes is old, my bad, lets take it back to more facts.....
cause when you finished your rhyme, all i could was turn my back.....
matter of fact, i couldn't take it anymore, im just being serious.....
cause ya silly like george in a yellow raincoat, this nigga must be curious.....
1, 2, 3 ...how many hoes i see.....sellin yaself out, might as well slide down a stripper pole....
cause i dont need #'s to say im good, we'll let the people tell in the Voting Poll

That right there wasnt even a real rap...
It felt like i was really readin a story....
I think thats why your raps always seem to bore me....
You aint got shit when it comes to rhymin skills...
So stop bluffin before i pop ya ass like some pills....
Wanna talk story? Well heres the deal....
There was this kid named b16civic who neva packed any steal...
Wanted to become a hardcore rapper but cud neva be considered real....

Straigh Off The Top....
So stop frontin like you run this and you run that...
B16civic the only place your rhymes belong are in the fuckin trash....
The only glocks you cock say airsoft on the side...
While my gats put a few holes in your side.....
Afta they rip threw your ride.....
Have you layin in intensive care........
Like "man life aint fuckin fair"........
I dare you to walk in my shoes...
Yea I got a couple extra pairs....
Im spitin this shit quick barley thinkin....
But im climbin up hill while your verbally sinkin...
So jsut listen close and let my words sink in.........

[B16a2 Civic]

lets go, come on Iron Chef, its too hot, get out teh kicthen...
i predict it now, the people vote not for you, then he starts bitchin...
Qd, i must admit, your tryna bring back NWA ...rappin wise, best west coast section...
...but you should concentrate on rap more...instead of bein in the NWS Section....
but not as worse as NZ...dude does handjobs for fun....
nigga stay in the project....he knows he's poor but he says he stays there for fun
all in all, im being attacked...its all good.....
cause when i outrap 3 at once...then you'll know im that damn good....
i dont mean to boast or brag, im just confident not cocky.....
ya'll know i got ya girls...even though you tried to : me...
yean niggas, i am fa real (pharrell)...ya'll fake, im not....
cause when i come thru ya block...i make all the girls drop it like its hot

[quickdodge®]

Man...what the fucc is this....Wackfest '05?
Four battlers in here and only one's kickin it live?
Come on ya'll, this is a battle rap
Not a mutha fuccin library chat
These ill attempts at rap are makin me irate
Come on Casey and step to the plate
I thought this was a challenge, like King of the Hill
But you guys just fell off along with Jack and Jill
Ya'll makin me feel Special like Ed
"I Got it Made" was the last thing I was heard to have said

Later, QD.

[B16a2 Civic]

Man...what the fucc is this....Wackfest '05?
Four battlers in here and only one's kickin it live?
Come on ya'll, this is a battle rap
Not a mutha fuccin library chat
These ill attempts at rap are makin me irate
Come on Casey and step to the plate
I thought this was a challenge, like King of the Hill
But you guys just fell off along with Jack and Jill
Ya'll makin me feel Special like Ed
"I Got it Made" was the last thing I was heard to have said

Later, QD.

thanks for recpgnizing me, its appreciated....
you kno your doing ya job..when you feel hated....
wackfest 05 is about right.....if you guess....
i invite you to finally write somethign tight....be my guest....
i must be hank, you bobby and NZ is Louann....
if your starting to feel special...let me give you a helping hand...
you'll never win in this battle....i suggest try out for teh third installment of making the band ( girl group)

[NzProjeKt]

All B16Civic does is shit out his mouth.........
Meanwhile he just another wannabe from the south....
Talkin bout bustin guns an clips..
And how work is what he flips.....
But how so? He on the internet neva commin out the house...
Home all day whoring up the boards... sittin on the couch...
Like i said before dog thats not what ima about...
When it comes to this beef shit...
Im the type to call a phony cat out....
Battlin cuz i got the illest flow...
Your shit will neva amount...
Your typin skills is hella slow....
And even after takin hours.. All your verses still seem to be just so-so...
My shit is hotter then racing near the po-po...
On the side of my hip lays da fo-fo....
Whita full clip..
So any coaward who comes out his lip...
Betta duck, dip or else get pistol whipped....
Shits ova capeish BITCH!

[quickdodge®]

Dude, let State Farm be the good neighbor
Your shit looks just as wack on screen as it would on paper
Don't let me go APD on ya and bring out the Taser
When the polls come out and they lookin for who's pure
Don't even raise your hand cause you know you're not sure
And for your shit-ass rhymes, come to me, I got the cure
Cause I'm jumpin like a Cadillac
Makin you wish that
You could get all the facts
And like a fish, you've been panned
An ex-employee, you've been canned
An ex-IA member, mutha fucca you've been banned.

Later, QD.

[NzProjeKt]

LoL... I was gonna make this thread a while back but I thought yall were gonna leave me hangin... like not respond and shit...

[quickdodge®]

Hell, I looked in here, mainly, to see if one had been started, lolol. Later, QD.

[Sport1.3]

QD>all

[B16a2 Civic]

its hard tryna type a freestyle while workin.... fun fun though

[quickdodge®]

Hell yeah. So, should we go ahead and put the poll up and advertise in the Whore's Lounge? Later, QD.

[B16a2 Civic]

ehh i guess, to me it would have been more fun in person or even at an event, maybe at the next IA car show we can get a freestyle batle competition going on...someoen of the stuff i say in person sounds and makes more sense in paper...plus its always teh way you say it...oh btw alot of hot bars was spit

[quickdodge®]

alot of hot bars was spit

Tru. Later, QD.

[B16a2 Civic]

Tru. Later, QD.

From Us. Peace, b16.

Lol..naah serious note, NZ and Iron, this was fun, ya'll good to me

[NzProjeKt]

From Us. Peace, b16.

Lol..naah serious note, NZ and Iron, this was fun, ya'll good to me

yeah... but im not done yet.. i still gotta get at QD...

[Niggerian]

I rip when I rhyme, but sometimes I even Rhyme when I rip...
Turn my headfones up...
uhhh yeahhhh
what?
turn my headfones up?
I cant hear the snare in my left headfone nigga
turn them shits UP

[NzProjeKt]

This one is STRICKLY for Qd....

Im going to slay u soo terribly with these lyrics....
Your going to need to go on anotha hunt and seek help from the spirts...
Battlin me isnt a task you can handle on your own....
Im a king in the making and im sitting on the one and only throwne....
Its all over now for you...
Your IA career is finished & ready to collapse....
I got u were i want you.... thanks for fallin in my trap.....
Just except your defeat fuck scrathcin the surface...
I can see the fear in ya eyes.. i just ripped you.. ITS OK TO BE NERVOUS!

The only time you pump iron is when you lifting weights...
I stay on the block stackin more bills than gates..
I murk mobsters like gotti...
Cock back the shotty....
Pillow ova the face... what can i say, i dont like my murders sloppy...
Takin cats on a lyricall odessy....
Got dimepieces on my dick screamin ayy papi....
But QD you just an imatatin fake copy.....
My handskills like rocky...
Put the burner to your dome.... leave your ass on your knees..
Like "im ready to co-operate.. DONT SHOOT PLEEEEEEEEASE..."
Gettin rid of you is a done deed...
One week from now... IA wont even remember you like whose QD???
We all know you fimiliar with ghosts and orbs.....
But ima show you what it feels like to be spirit looking at your own dead corpse...

Lolol. Later, Nz

[dwnsthGABOY]

This one is STRICKLY for Qd....

Im going to slay u soo terribly with these lyrics....
Your going to need to go on anotha hunt and seek help from the spirts...
Battlin me isnt a task you can handle on your own....
Im a king in the making and im sitting on the one and only throwne....
Its all over now for you...
Your IA career is finished & ready to collapse....
I got u were i want you.... thanks for fallin in my trap.....
Just except your defeat fuck scrathcin the surface...
I can see the fear in ya eyes.. i just ripped you.. ITS OK TO BE NERVOUS!

The only time you pump iron is when you lifting weights...
I stay on the block stackin more bills than gates..
I murk mobsters like gotti...
Cock back the shotty....
Pillow ova the face... what can i say, i dont like my murders sloppy...
Takin cats on a lyricall odessy....
Got dimepieces on my dick screamin ayy papi....
But QD you just an imatatin fake copy.....
My handskills like rocky...
Put the burner to your dome.... leave your ass on your knees..
Like "im ready to co-operate.. DONT SHOOT PLEEEEEEEEASE..."
Gettin rid of you is a done deed...
One week from now... IA wont even remember you like whose QD???
We all know you fimiliar with ghosts and orbs.....
But ima show you what it feels like to be spirit looking at your own dead corpse...

Lolol. Later, Nz

Damn, shit is hot!! Got dem streets on fiyah!
He has spitted dis hot fiyah!!
U too close man u too close.

[quickdodge®]

Goddamn I was down and out but not cuz I died
In honesty I tried to commit suicide
I can't believe they let you in the arena
If i was a judge, I'd send your lyrics a subpoena
And take them and put them in a pot and boil it
I hadn't seen shit like this since I got off the toilet
I don't need to lift weights, I'm naturally QD
I flow like a river and that's a fact you see
There's nothing for you to lie to this
Sit down over here, I'll be your psychiatrist
Close your eyes relax I'll take you on a lyrical trip
And get verbally abused by this Miracle Whip Crip
Can't get a bitch cuz you ain't too groovy
Only girls with you, you got from the movies
Can't even pay for a trick, you tried to buy one to blow you
Your the kinda guy even a hooker would say no to
Come on, cuz, even Kris Kross got you beat
And they ain't done shit since 1993
I don't need a pistol, my rhymes are my bullets
My mind is the trigger and you just pulled it
I'll leave you alone. You're heads seems to be cloudy
Like a Turbo Quattro mutha fucca, my ass is Audi.

Had to hit that old school flava on the last line, lolol. Later, QD.