Originally Posted by jr4mny
so lemme tell you guys/girls about my morning!!!! and how fucking amazing it was.
left home around 930 ish....headed down to loganville (hwy 78) trying to go get an oil change for free from tires plus...cant find the place so im back and forth cuz my gps says im close but i cant see it from the road... so i take off from a light and a cop pulls out behind me, (not caring) i signal and go 2 lanes to the right to exit the roadway and see if i can see where Tires Plus is. followed by the same cop i pull into chillis...i park in chillis and he drives off. and goes across the street and watches me...i sit there for a minute looking around still...no tires plus.. i go back the way i came then turned and head back the opposite way again to try one last time to find it.. i sit at a light and across the street from me are two cops waitin behind each other at the light, (windows down)...i take off (slowly) DUH! and me and the cops make eye contact as i drove by for about 5 seconds...i go down the road where it said tires plus was and i hear sirens coming from the direction i was just coming from.
so at that point im lik...its about time, i figured i was gonna get pulled over...then i see the cop cars coming in full force and the car behind me pulls over and i pulled over and the cop pulls behind me. so at this point there are about 3 cop cruisers around the civic... and im like uhhmm wtf did i do lol.. sooo Mr.Douchebag walks up, and asks for my license and asks for me to step out the car..i step out and he asks me sir is there anything illegal/contraband in the car i should know about... im like nah...i dont do that shit..
then he asks what im doing in loganville if i live in lawrenceville...(im like im getting an oil change, hint the reason i am trying to find tires plus... and then he walks around my car checking my tire tread... and says y r u going to tires plus, whats wrong with the tires, im like nothing, i never said anything was wrong with them, im going to get my free oil change...then he starts just naming shit to try and get me in trouble...
him - sir is your vehicle lowered it looks like it sits a bit low..
me - (sir you see that corvette at that light, thats lower than my civic, go talk to him about low suspensions.. (sarcastically)
him - Mr.williams you know your tint is below the legal limit...
me- oh really, i didnt know that (sarcastically)
him - wen i was behind you earlier you made and illegal lane change when the vehicle pulled out in front of you!
me- well am i supposed to run into the car and cause a bigger mess....so i swerved and exited the roadway (chillis)...
him - oh and i believe you were speeding when you took of from that light...
me - uhhhhm no. i wasnt speeding at all...
him - i could have sworn you didnt have a seatbelt on also wen you drove by...
me- i always wear a seatbelt, and if you say i have illegally dark tint, how did you manage to see all the way through the glass to see my black seat belt on my black hoodie...
this part pissed me off like whoaaaaaaaa
him - sir, your vehicle smells like marijuana....
me.. uhhhm thats a negative sir, my vehicle smells like black ice from autozone...and i dont do drugs/weed like i said earlier..
ME.( as im walking up to my car) no wander they dont give you guys the Chargers...POS Crown Vics
then the other cop gives me directions to tires plus which i was soooooo close...
then follows me all the way there all low key and what not and waits till i park to leave.. lol..
FUCKING PIGS...
i was popular, cuz they were all like yea thats him i saw driving up and down, and the one i heard about on the radio, blah blah...
FUCK THE POLICE...... munchkin ass motherfucker!
