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Originally Posted by kpf2007
what's up everyone?
i feel sick...
^^ go puke....you'll feel better...
Ewww no thanks. I dont have morning sickness anymore like i did when i was pregnant so throwing up is not on the agenda..besides im just having like chest pains kinda..
heart attack is coming... sucks. Can I have your car when you die?
hey now that was not very nice. im not going to have a heart attack and no my son will get my car when he is old enough to drive..
anyway.....
Jack and Jill went up a hill so Jack could lick some fanny.
Jack got a shock and a mouthfull of c0ck and Jills real name is Danny..
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iGHT BOYZ AND GIRLS... Took some new shots of the whip hope you like
Love this pic w/ the hood popped
http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t...ick721/3-1.jpg
My reservoir tank sweaters<- Mugen baby
http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t...dwick721/2.jpg
Just a crazy angle
http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t...dwick721/9.jpg
From the front
http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t...dwick721/7.jpg
thats sexccciiii
thank you very muchQuote:
Originally Posted by ilovemyhonda.
no one reads my funnies...
Lol, yeah. THat's when jack pulls out a knife and cut's off little Danny. LMAO.Quote:
Originally Posted by ilovemyhonda.
yes we do... you just don't give no time for replies.... I thought that was funny as hell:goodjob: wasn't expecting that as I read it.. LOLQuote:
Originally Posted by ilovemyhonda.
Oh I forgot to mention my new valve cover will be finished with paint this week... gangsta shiit and you wouldn't expect what it looks like... some of you will like it and other will hate it...
ok just making sure i am being noticed...
Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.
In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realiz e you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.'
The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?'
She again replied, 'Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a
youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.'
The defense attorney nearly died.
The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said,
'If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair.'
A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide."
The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."
The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the law!
I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now, that's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription!"
LOL thats funny
LMfao damn Tiff i laughed my ass of when i read those..