(lets just see this come back to haunt me...)


Picture taken in mid-act. Held on file by JDMDare Police Department of Atlanta

Wanted:
For: Stealing parts. Specifically red EF hoods
-Secondary offense: Touching small boys
Alias: Alan Vanderpoop, Al, Fag
Employment: Makes change thuggin' at Kroger
Common activities: Sweet-talking old ladies getting groceries, thug-life
Description: Tall, and ugly
Last seen: Driving a gay-bee blue EF through mountain trails and speeding on school-grounds

JDMDPDofA released this undercover picture taken of Mr. Vanderpoop while thugging it up in Atlanta with a very unique beard