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  1. 02-21-2009, 06:10 PM #1
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    Default a joke for the drunk bastard, I mean Scotsman

    A recent Scottish immigrant attends his first baseball game in his new country and after a base hit he hears the fans roaring "Run....run!" The next batter connects heavily with the ball and the Scotsman stands up and roars with the crowd in his thick accent: "R-r-run ya bahstard, r-run will ya!"

    A third batter slams a hit and again the Scotsman, obviously pleased with his knowledge of the game, screams: "R-r-run ya bahstard, r-r-run will ya!"

    The next batter held his swing at three and two and as the ump calls a walk. The Scotsman stands up yelling: "R-r-run ya Bahstard, r-r-run!" All the surrounding fans chuckle quietly and he sits down confused. A friendly fan, sensing his embarrassment whispers, "He doesn't have to run, he got four balls."

    "Walk with pr-r-ride man!"

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  2. 02-21-2009, 06:47 PM #2
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    buahahahahahahaha , f'n awesome!
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  3. 02-21-2009, 07:11 PM #3
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    LMFO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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  4. 02-21-2009, 09:36 PM #4
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    LOL.


    How's yer head, Scots? lulz

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  5. 02-21-2009, 10:17 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Revmaynard
    LOL.


    How's yer head, Scots? lulz
    much better now that i have had my medicine
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    aka....XXX (and I don't mean pron)
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    Quote Originally Posted by EvasiveEF9
    aka....XXX (and I don't mean pron)
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  8. 02-22-2009, 01:03 PM #8
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    Once I got over by the Ford dealership I knew exactly where I was yesterday! LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Revmaynard
    Once I got over by the Ford dealership I knew exactly where I was yesterday! LOL
    good deal , that junkyard was closed when we went by
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    Quote Originally Posted by Revmaynard
    Once I got over by the Ford dealership I knew exactly where I was yesterday! LOL
    "Welcome to the land of AC, power steering, power windows, power locks, car alarm, leather interior, paint that shines, and decent sounding exhaust that your car cannot attain-land"
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  11. 02-22-2009, 01:06 PM #11
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    Oh yea, I think they close at 3. Oops. LOL

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  12. 02-22-2009, 01:07 PM #12
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