yeeeeeehawwwwww!
My John Deere ain't never had no dash problems neither. 'cept for the time when my cow ol' Betsy decided that she wanted to poke her head on in the tractor and take a nibble or two - but that was all fun and games till I had to put her down back in 08 'cause my fields werent gettin picked fast 'nuff. Shoot I remember havin to walk out in the mornin and lookin at my neighbors brand new dodge cross my corn field there all rustin' to shreds and thinking to myself "man I wish old Brady would fix'er'up..." and that's why I got me a ford. Everyone knows they're the king of trucks and my John Deere sure only deserves to be pulled by the best. Shoot I haul everything from Mexicans to drag cars in my big Ol truck - and it ain't got a kick of rust noplace. Shoooooot
-Farmer Bob