JOKER PERFORMANCE

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But when you have no knowledge of the situation to back up or justify your point of view, it's just True statement.

What's a true statement is how much of an idiot you are for the stupidity you type. Anyone that continues to justify street racing should end themselves.

Finally, Warner Robins is JUST south of Atlanta, MAYBE 30 minutes.

Try well over an hour. Oh my bad. You street race, so it probably does take you 30 minutes. Dumbass.

So technically it could still be considered Atlanta.

Being wrong must be a habit. WB isn't anything near being considered part of Atlanta. I guess I can't call you Atlas, huh?

Not to mention the fact that "in atlanta" wasn't even mentioned.

So it makes it cool to street race when you're not in Atlanta.

Think twice.

Why don't you think, period. Oh, and BTLFED. No one got owned. Not him or me. Later, QD.

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haha, thanks for props from anyone who posted them.

QD, dude, I'm seriously not here to call you out, or anything along those lines. I'm just requesting you stop ripping on myself as well as my club. And when I post on remote areas, you don't really know where exactly I'm talking about, so you can't really comment on it. Let me give you some insight on where I go and where I've been.
There's a location in Florida in Ocala nearby a dragstrip. It's a road that goes to nowhere, with no buildings or...basically life itself ceases to exist on this road. It's KNOWN for people coming out and doing practice-runs up and down it. Cops even come to watch, and they don't care so long as two cars aren't side-by-side or anything representing or immitating a race. It's a straight run, you can see forever, no one's ever on it, and the only people that are are people that use it for this use. My dad did practice runs when he competed in the NDRA and NDBA (if I recall that second one right) at the track, and people still run it.
Location 2 is located just south of Macon in Warner Robins. It's a road out in front of my ex's house and it's yet again a straight, flat road with no cars ever on it where you can see for at least a mile in every direction. The chick lives in the middle of nowhere. It was used for a while up until someone was stupid and tried to race someone else on it, and now cops patrol it, so it's no longer used for that.
So no...sorry, but no one's life has been in danger by me except my own, and I've got a pretty good handle on my car. Thanks.

Also, as earlier posted by Zack, I never DID say I "beat the lotus" or "beat the Ferrari". I simply said I held with them througout the mountain run. As for "beating" I beat a Z06 in a turn because, being rear wheel drive, they can't exactly "power-out" of turns. I passed him on the inside of a right curve safely as there were two lanes on a road that's rarely traveled on, and we both knew each other, and what the other was doing. In other words...we weren't being stupid about it.

Again, as earlier posted, the fenders were not bought to "make my car faster" or anything like that. I simply said I bought them to save my gas mileage. If you're familiar at all with car design, then you know that's pretty much the only use of a fender, and that with it missing, you have a gap that can build up pressure (against the car) on the front of the door. I never quoted ANYTHING about the slits "helping me out" or anything in any way. I just said that I swung by a shop I used frequently and grabbed what I could so that I could make my appointment in Arizona as cheaply (gas-wise) as possible. Read again. There's nothing on the slits doing anything, nor is there any comments on it making me faster, or handle better, or anything beyond saving gas mileage by preventing a pocket of air at the door.

Beat a Z06 in a turn!lol
Come on dude, settle down, I would put money down saying the dude in the vette prolly didnt know what he was doing!
I would love to see you try and hang with the Black TRD widebody supra and its original owner that was pictured in the mountain run pics!....
When you get into some of the higher end cars doesnt mean the owners know what there doing!


Z3 fenders help gas milage! Im gonna get them for my Montero!

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Z3 fenders help gas milage! Im gonna get them for my Montero!

Are you even reading the whole thread?

Again, as earlier posted, the fenders were not bought to "make my car faster" or anything like that. I simply said I bought them to save my gas mileage. If you're familiar at all with car design, then you know that's pretty much the only use of a fender, and that with it missing, you have a gap that can build up pressure (against the car) on the front of the door. I never quoted ANYTHING about the slits "helping me out" or anything in any way. I just said that I swung by a shop I used frequently and grabbed what I could so that I could make my appointment in Arizona as cheaply (gas-wise) as possible. Read again. There's nothing on the slits doing anything, nor is there any comments on it making me faster, or handle better, or anything beyond saving gas mileage by preventing a pocket of air at the door.

If you guys are trying to be assholes like me and ThinkFast, you all are failing miserably.

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Are you even reading the whole thread?



If you guys are trying to be assholes like me and ThinkFast, you all are failing miserably.

What are you talking about??


I made a joke, about the fenders as he stated above giving better gas milage!! Then...here is the tricky part..... I said I was gonna put them on my montero<<<...right there...that was the lil joke!
I havent read a lot of this but for what I just said doesnt mean I need to read the whole thread!

Also I wasnt trying to be an asswhole in the post above, I was trying to be funny!

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What are you talking about??


I made a joke, about the fenders as he stated above giving better gas milage!! Then...here is the tricky part..... I said I was gonna put them on my montero<<<...right there...that was the lil joke!
I havent read a lot of this but for what I just said doesnt mean I need to read the whole thread!

Also I wasnt trying to be an asswhole in the post above, I was trying to be funny!

Hmm

They would give better gas mileage on a long trip verses having no fender at all, which is what I quoted. I don't understand what you are trying to say?

Please Explain.

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Hmm

They would give better gas mileage on a long trip verses having no fender at all, which is what I quoted. I don't understand what you are trying to say?

Please Explain.

It was a freaking joke! I drive a montero, Im gonna put "Z3 fenders" on it to save me some gas milage!L.....O....L

I dont really care about going back and reading some of the post that jokerGTR/typeR has posted....this club is a joke to me, and for some of the things I have read that he has posted....well he needs to give it up!!

If I have overlooked something and Im still not making since then....whoooops, my bad!

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If I have overlooked something and Im still not making since then

You obviously have overlooked something.

Note: I am only defending JokerTypeR, not the club. I don't give a fuck what is said about the rest of them, but he is pretty cool IMO.

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You obviously have overlooked something.

Note: I am only defending JokerTypeR, not the club. I don't give a fuck what is said about the rest of them, but he is pretty cool IMO.

But then he say's stuff like this!

JokertypeR.....
Oh...and to anyone who DID call out my primered civic, I hope to see you at the track this spring. I'll be making few and far between meets, but I will be at a few amateur-league events. The Civic has already taken a C5 Zo6 in the mtns in a turn, as well as run with a Lotus Elise and Ferrari 355 F1 in the same run, and I have yet to find more than about 2 cars that can outhandle it in the turns. Don't take this as a callout, just a rep for my car

The civic has already taken a Z06 in "A TURN"...lol...one turn!
and then pretty much whatever QD is quoting that he has said!

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Dang...I thought this thread had settled...

It's true, perhaps the Z06 driver was being cautious, or simply didn't know his car that well. However, he had lead in front of me for 2/3's for the run before I could manage around him. But I didn't lie...I did take him on the inside of a right-hand curve. I can't say he really had a chance to legally pass me though as I passed him shortly before the road went back to two lanes where it would have been illegal and unsafe.

The black Supra was sick, that's all I can say. I never said I "outran it" or beat it in any manner.

Rush-You really would need to read alot of the other stuff posted in here. However, I got your joke, and took as such. But if that were the case I'd still have my 5.9L Dodge Ram...haha

BTL-Thanks for the defense. Oh, and as for the AGX's, they're just rough is the only downfall I've found, but I can't vouch for any other companies as these are the only ones I've had, and I just realized I hadn't mentioned the AGX's are on the rear only right now. As for the password strut bar, I hadn't noted the off-center-ness. I just assumed it was a bad picture.

Tank-Would love to see pictures.

QD-Ok...for the love of god or anything holy...quote me saying that I street raced. Not that I'd "made mistakes in the past" or "used to do stupid shit"...but please quote where I've said that I street race. I put plain and clear that only one car would run at a time on these roads...I can agree with your statement that justifying street racing is retarded, but yet again, please quote me in defending it's righteousness. And WR is NOT well over an hour. At most it's 45 minutes unless you're sitting in traffic. At an average of say 80mph, I got from South Atlanta to exit 148 (or 147, wherever my girl lived...it's the exit with the "We Bare All" club just off of it). Atlanta, being the capital of Georgia, can be considered several things out of the literal "City Of Atlanta". If you say "City of Atlanta" then yes, WR is well out of it. However, some people go by what they consider to be "Atlanta" and if you go on those terms, the boundaries have no real definition, but you're right..in the case of the latter, Warner Robins is considered part of Macon (for you I shall say "by many" or else I know you'll call me out on it) and Macon IS considered to be JUST at the border of the Atlanta area ("by many"). It appears you think as little as I do. Thanks, buddy.

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And WR is NOT well over an hour. At most it's 45 minutes unless you're sitting in traffic. At an average of say 80mph, I got from South Atlanta to exit 148 (or 147, wherever my girl lived...it's the exit with the "We Bare All" club just off of it). Atlanta, being the capital of Georgia, can be considered several things out of the literal "City Of Atlanta". If you say "City of Atlanta" then yes, WR is well out of it. However, some people go by what they consider to be "Atlanta" and if you go on those terms, the boundaries have no real definition, but you're right..in the case of the latter, Warner Robins is considered part of Macon (for you I shall say "by many" or else I know you'll call me out on it) and Macon IS considered to be JUST at the border of the Atlanta area ("by many").

Well then. In that case. Houston, TX is considered part of Atlanta, too. Macon is an hour away from Atlanta. And that is driving at 75-80 mph. I used to make the drive daily. I do know. And trust me. I do think about things. You seem to post first, semi-think later. Later, QD.

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If they're REAL drivers, they won't be concerned with running one side of a parking lot to the other. Instead, they'd be smart (like me) and take it to copless remote areas

Here is your post that got me started. Later, QD.

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JokertypeR.....
Rush-You really would need to read alot of the other stuff posted in here.

NO!

Its all a lie, none of this ever happend!

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Here is your post that got me started. Later, QD.

Oh, I see. Misinterpretation. Read it carefully. I never specified that only one car was running at a time, and I should have. However, I never said two were running, nor that it was even a race of any sort. I was referring to when I (in my days of thinking rice was cool) would hang at Barrett and time after time, dumbasses would speed up and down the parking lot...sometimes with another person present, but usually by themselves, with bystanders close to their paths. By taking "it" to copless remote areas, I was defining "it" as running your car...again, not particularly WITH someone.

I think before posting, then re-read it, then post, then read one more time in hopes that people won't misintepret what I say and start battles. With some people, there's no hope.

Rush-You're right. Any minute now, you'll wake up.

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Oh, I see. Misinterpretation. Read it carefully. I never specified that only one car was running at a time, and I should have. However, I never said two were running, nor that it was even a race of any sort. I was referring to when I (in my days of thinking rice was cool) would hang at Barrett and time after time, dumbasses would speed up and down the parking lot...sometimes with another person present, but usually by themselves, with bystanders close to their paths. By taking "it" to copless remote areas, I was defining "it" as running your car...again, not particularly WITH someone.

I think before posting, then re-read it, then post, then read one more time in hopes that people won't misintepret what I say and start battles. With some people, there's no hope.

Rush-You're right. Any minute now, you'll wake up.

Not dreaming!

Also, Its a good thing on this forum as well as many other forums, to not put "street" and "racing" in the same sentence... dont matter if you are the only one doing it to and there is no one else around!

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Oh, I see. Misinterpretation. Read it carefully. I never specified that only one car was running at a time, and I should have. However, I never said two were running, nor that it was even a race of any sort. I was referring to when I (in my days of thinking rice was cool) would hang at Barrett and time after time, dumbasses would speed up and down the parking lot...sometimes with another person present, but usually by themselves, with bystanders close to their paths. By taking "it" to copless remote areas, I was defining "it" as running your car...again, not particularly WITH someone.

I think before posting, then re-read it, then post, then read one more time in hopes that people won't misintepret what I say and start battles. With some people, there's no hope.

You're a fuccin idiot, dude. It rather hard to confuse even someone like me and you have definitely succeeded. I'm out of here.

Next time you wanna try to battle intelligence with me. Please come armed. Later, QD.

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I think you lack some of the necessities. You can't even comprehend what I say. Go back to school, and come back. Spend some additional time in Grammer and English. Peace, QD.

Rush-I didn't say street racing, period...? Nothing outside of me being against it, anyways.

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I think you lack some of the necessities. You can't even comprehend what I say. Go back to school, and come back. Spend some additional time in Grammer and English. Peace, QD.

Grammar and English? Dumbass, those are the same thing. Now. When you can say you graduated from high-school with a 3.75 or higher GPA and from college on the Dean's List with a 4.0 GPA and was only 60 points shy of a perfect SAT score(in just my freshman year of HS), then you can tell me I lack anything or that I need to go back to school. On an educational and knowledge level...I am far and beyond, your superior. Later, QD.

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It appears both of us underestimate each other's level of education and knowledge. And you're wrong. Grammer is focused on the study of the American-english language itself. English is the study of writings, grammer, language, vocabulary, epics, poetry, authors, poets, and other such things. So yes, you are my superior...in age only.

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Grammer is focused on the study of the American-english language itself. So yes, you are my superior...in age only.

With your excellent spelling skills, I would be willing to bet that I am your superior in other things as well. GrammAr and English are considered the same thing. There is no separate English and grammAr class in school. Don't keep trying. You won't win. Later, QD.

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With your excellent spelling skills, I would be willing to bet that I am your superior in other things as well. GrammAr and English are considered the same thing. There is no separate English and grammAr class in school. Don't keep trying. You won't win. Later, QD.

I don't think I'll waste my time in pointing out your spelling errors. I'd be here for quite some time. Nice edit on your spelling between posts, by the way. You're getting better. However, in college, there is no difference in grammar and english. It was back in middle school. As stated, I had your education level mistaken. You know how our arguements go...no one ever really wins. We just both keep insulting and pointing out the other's mistakes until we both get bored. It appears we'll be here a while.

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My mistakes? What mistakes? Please indulge me. My spelling error, you say. It wasn't a spelling error. It was just me not hitting a letter key hard enough. But you did get one thing right. You would be here for a long time because I have over 21,000 posts and you'd have to search them all to find anything. And even then, you probably wouldn't. Sorry I couldn't be much help. And no, sorry again. GrammAr(ooops I see you learned how to spell the word) and English class are the same thing in HS, too. But alas, you must mean English Literature. Now that is a different class, studying in writing styles, poetry and such. I don't recall any other arguements we've had in the past. But I can tell from this one, that if we had one in the ago, I probably won it, too. Later, QD.

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It ended the same way this one probably will. Me getting tired of reading your wasted breath. English Literature is considered English from my area. East Cobb is one of the leading county's in Georgia in education. So your 3.75 is probably level to our 3.0. Maybe. 21,000 is way too many posts for me go through to make a list of errors, so we'll just go ahead and estimate that you've made typos on say 1% of your posts in this thread...so we'll just use that to say you've probably got about 210 posts with errors out there. Too much math for you, as well?

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Wow. I think I did underestimate you and your capabilities. You have sure far surpassed my initial thoughts on you. If you will accept my apologies, I will strive to not go up against you again.

You are a lot more of an idiot than I thought. Later, QD.

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Haha, dude, it's like you're retarded.

Thanks for a good time.

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Well the pleasure...just like the victory....was all mine. Later, QD.

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It ended the same way this one probably will. Me getting tired of reading your wasted breath. English Literature is considered English from my area. East Cobb is one of the leading county's in Georgia in education. So your 3.75 is probably level to our 3.0. Maybe. 21,000 is way too many posts for me go through to make a list of errors, so we'll just go ahead and estimate that you've made typos on say 1% of your posts in this thread...so we'll just use that to say you've probably got about 210 posts with errors out there. Too much math for you, as well?

accually your wrong fayette county is the leading county in education and has been for some years now just thought id point that out since i graduated from fayette high anyway continue your intellectual debate it's really educational

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QD, lay off JokerTypeR, man. He's cool.

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QD, lay off JokerTypeR, man. He's cool.

Nah. That's ok. He's worthless in my book. Later, QD.

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Nah. That's ok. He's worthless in my book. Later, QD.

Well, seeing as I hung out with him in person, I think I am more educated about him on this subject. Now Street Sweeper........let's attack him some more.

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Well, seeing as I hung out with him in person, I think I am more educated about him on this subject. Now Street Sweeper........let's attack him some more.

Well, if you don't have a problem with him...that's cool. Doesn't mean I can't. Lolol. Later, QD.

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Nice signature, QD.

Oh, thanks. Later, QD.

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Nice signature, QD.

Oh, thanks. Later, QD.

I think your location needs to be the same as mine.

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BTL, LIRL@Sweeper

QD...just keep thinkin' that.

Tank, it is? Then if it's 1, then CC is 2. I know we're in the top 5, and if I'm not mistaken, Walton High School was the leading school in SAT's. That I might be mistaken on, but I believe I read it somewhere.

Oh, BTL, dude...ran my taxes last night. May project GSR begin.

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Oh, BTL, dude...ran my taxes last night. May project GSR begin.

w00 w00! That's hot shit!

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For now it'll probably just go in as stock until I get through school. As you saw the minor oil leak yesterday...I don't have to pay it attention, but it is getting worse over time. I go from full to "minimum" after about a month and a half. I just want something low-maintenance and faithful until school's through. At 170hp I think it'll do me just fine. My friend did the B16A1 (if I'm not mistaken...it's the Si from USDM) into a 96-00 model with no weight reduction, and even that thing has enought o make me giggle.

Can't wait...

Just curious, since you rock on EF's, what am I looking at as far as axle's? I'm looking into doing that EX front disc conversion, and I've heard THOSE axles are direct into a B-series swap...you know anything about that?

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QD...just keep thinkin' that.

I'll keep knowing that. Dumbass.

BTW. Found any mistakes of mine, yet? Lolol @ you. You won't because I don't make mistakes. See, I am god-like. The only difference between God and I is that I don't live in Heaven. Later, QD.

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I'll keep knowing that. Dumbass.

BTW. Found any mistakes of mine, yet? Lolol @ you. You won't because I don't make mistakes. See, I am god-like. The only difference between God and I is that I don't live in Heaven. Later, QD.

Haha, you really DON'T read. I said I wasn't going to hunt them.

Dude...seriously...sit down.

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LOUD NOISE'S!!

[EvasiveEF9]

LOUD NOISE'S!!

Sometimes your quotes don't make sense to me, haha.