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b e n e f i t x (11:56:39 PM): hey you know if you clutch kick real fast and shoot yourself in the head , you can totally take a u-turn faster than anyone else
TheRealJJAlfano (12:55:33 AM): dude
TheRealJJAlfano (12:55:35 AM): you are trying way to hard
TheRealJJAlfano (12:55:39 AM): seriously
TheRealJJAlfano (12:55:42 AM): i pity you right now
TheRealJJAlfano (12:56:00 AM): your insulting me with 9th grader insults. I graduated high school, I deserve better than that.
b e n e f i t x (11:57:48 PM): cat.....dryer...
TheRealJJAlfano (12:56:33 AM): ok
TheRealJJAlfano (12:56:37 AM): wait
TheRealJJAlfano (12:56:40 AM): i think i got it
TheRealJJAlfano (12:56:53 AM): are you trying to say you think my mom killing my cat after it jumped in the dryer and she didnt know it is funny?
TheRealJJAlfano (12:57:13 AM): Oh my gosh
TheRealJJAlfano (12:57:16 AM): i never thought of it like that
TheRealJJAlfano (12:57:17 AM): wow
TheRealJJAlfano (12:57:20 AM): now that i look at it
TheRealJJAlfano (12:57:22 AM): its pretty funny
TheRealJJAlfano (12:57:23 AM): damn dude
TheRealJJAlfano (12:57:26 AM): i think you just saved me
TheRealJJAlfano (12:57:33 AM): instead of crying about it everytime someone mentions it
TheRealJJAlfano (12:57:35 AM): i should laugh!
TheRealJJAlfano (12:57:42 AM): then they wont know how broken i am inside!
TheRealJJAlfano (12:57:58 AM): are you going to school for psychology? cause damn
TheRealJJAlfano (12:58:01 AM): your ****ing good dr. phil
b e n e f i t x (11:59:29 PM): broken like powdered milk?
TheRealJJAlfano (12:58:05 AM): whats your last name
TheRealJJAlfano (12:58:30 AM): yes. im broken like powdered milk inside my body. my heart still burns from that god forsaken day when my kitten died.
TheRealJJAlfano (12:58:46 AM): but hey
TheRealJJAlfano (12:58:52 AM): you may suck at insulting me on the internet
TheRealJJAlfano (12:58:56 AM): and looking like a total badass
TheRealJJAlfano (12:59:06 AM): but at least you can go to sleep tonight knowing that jesus still loves you...
TheRealJJAlfano (12:59:07 AM): sorta..
b e n e f i t x signed off at 12:59:10 AM.
b e n e f i t x signed on at 12:59:32 AM.
TheRealJJAlfano (12:59:37 AM): OMG
TheRealJJAlfano (12:59:42 AM): you totally copied my idea!
b e n e f i t x (12:01:17 AM): yea how dare you
TheRealJJAlfano (1:00:21 AM): my bad dude
TheRealJJAlfano (1:00:23 AM): damn
TheRealJJAlfano (1:00:25 AM): i forgot
TheRealJJAlfano (1:00:29 AM): integra = hardass
TheRealJJAlfano (1:00:40 AM): let me go ahead and delete every post i ever said in defiance of you oh great one.
TheRealJJAlfano (1:00:45 AM): ****
TheRealJJAlfano (1:00:50 AM): this is way faster than owning you on IA
TheRealJJAlfano (1:00:55 AM): now you dont have 30 seconds to think of a comeback
b e n e f i t x (12:02:34 AM): im still laughing at when you said
b e n e f i t x (12:02:39 AM): you cry whenever someone mentions your dead cat
b e n e f i t x (12:02:40 AM): LMAO
TheRealJJAlfano (1:01:22 AM): i try
TheRealJJAlfano (1:01:29 AM): friends?
b e n e f i t x (12:03:07 AM): have a gun?
TheRealJJAlfano (1:02:03 AM): i do if you plan on shooting yourself first
TheRealJJAlfano (1:03:10 AM): friends?
TheRealJJAlfano (1:03:12 AM): friends?
TheRealJJAlfano (1:03:13 AM): pals?
TheRealJJAlfano (1:03:14 AM): buddies?
b e n e f i t x (12:05:42 AM): do you smoke?
TheRealJJAlfano (1:04:27 AM): i stopped when i got a job and started school
b e n e f i t x (12:05:57 AM): well do you have a lighter?
TheRealJJAlfano (1:04:43 AM): my mom smokes, so im sure theres one around the house
b e n e f i t x (12:06:19 AM): ok light your car on fire
TheRealJJAlfano (1:05:01 AM): im on E
TheRealJJAlfano (1:05:16 AM): damn
TheRealJJAlfano (1:05:31 AM): try again
b e n e f i t x (12:08:00 AM): is "im on e" the gay way of saying you have a dildo up your ass?
TheRealJJAlfano (1:06:55 AM): are you kidding me
TheRealJJAlfano (1:06:58 AM): are you serious
TheRealJJAlfano (1:07:02 AM): are ****ing serious right now
TheRealJJAlfano (1:07:11 AM): are you seriously trying that insult on me right now
TheRealJJAlfano (1:07:14 AM): lmfao
TheRealJJAlfano (1:07:17 AM): omg
TheRealJJAlfano (1:07:19 AM): hahahaa
TheRealJJAlfano (1:07:31 AM): god damn may your god have pity on your pathetic soul
TheRealJJAlfano (1:07:37 AM): your attempt at life is futile
TheRealJJAlfano (1:07:42 AM): you will never succumb to anything but my *****
TheRealJJAlfano (1:07:47 AM): now go make me a sandwhich
TheRealJJAlfano (1:07:51 AM): *****
TheRealJJAlfano (1:07:53 AM): SNAP SNAP
TheRealJJAlfano (1:07:55 AM): i said now *****
b e n e f i t x (12:09:31 AM): a fist sandwich?
TheRealJJAlfano (1:09:18 AM): *****
TheRealJJAlfano (1:09:20 AM): a ham sandwich
TheRealJJAlfano (1:09:22 AM): get the **** on it
TheRealJJAlfano (1:09:24 AM): god damn
TheRealJJAlfano (1:09:31 AM): i didnt say open your mouth
TheRealJJAlfano (1:09:37 AM): i said make me a god damn sandwich
TheRealJJAlfano (1:09:45 AM): i will slap you with my **** next time you open your mouth
b e n e f i t x (12:11:44 AM): did you take your ritalin today
b e n e f i t x (12:11:49 AM): did little jj take his ritalin
TheRealJJAlfano (1:10:24 AM): haha
TheRealJJAlfano (1:10:27 AM): little jj
TheRealJJAlfano (1:10:29 AM): *****
TheRealJJAlfano (1:10:37 AM): what
TheRealJJAlfano (1:10:53 AM): are you trying to condescend me now
TheRealJJAlfano (1:10:55 AM): haha
TheRealJJAlfano (1:10:59 AM): i swear to god
TheRealJJAlfano (1:11:04 AM): my little cousin argues better than you
TheRealJJAlfano (1:11:12 AM): and i could have sworn i said make me a sandwich
TheRealJJAlfano (1:11:19 AM): now go do it ******
TheRealJJAlfano (1:11:24 AM): im not going to say it agian
TheRealJJAlfano (1:11:32 AM): i swear to god if i have to get my belt
b e n e f i t x (12:14:32 AM): what the **** are you blabbering about
TheRealJJAlfano (1:13:14 AM): oh
TheRealJJAlfano (1:13:14 AM): my
TheRealJJAlfano (1:13:15 AM): ****ing god
TheRealJJAlfano (1:13:24 AM): did i not just say MAKE ME A GODDAMN SANDWICH
TheRealJJAlfano (1:13:28 AM): where do you live
TheRealJJAlfano (1:13:34 AM): im going to come piss in your mouth
b e n e f i t x (12:15:05 AM): ......
TheRealJJAlfano (1:13:41 AM): now shut the **** up
TheRealJJAlfano (1:13:48 AM): i want that **** delivered to my goddamn house mother ******
b e n e f i t x (12:15:17 AM): you squat to piss though...
TheRealJJAlfano (1:14:01 AM): ...
TheRealJJAlfano (1:14:03 AM): i hate you so much
TheRealJJAlfano (1:14:05 AM): but
TheRealJJAlfano (1:14:18 AM): like it would be hard to get you on the ground in the first place stumpy
b e n e f i t x (12:15:52 AM): hmm
b e n e f i t x (12:16:03 AM): im 6'' 150lbs...
TheRealJJAlfano (1:14:43 AM): haha
TheRealJJAlfano (1:14:44 AM): and
TheRealJJAlfano (1:14:49 AM): im supposed to be intimidated how
b e n e f i t x (12:16:17 AM): and your 5'3 120 lbs?
TheRealJJAlfano (1:14:58 AM): lol
TheRealJJAlfano (1:14:59 AM): yeah dude
TheRealJJAlfano (1:15:01 AM): im that small
TheRealJJAlfano (1:15:13 AM): oh man
TheRealJJAlfano (1:15:15 AM): haha
b e n e f i t x (12:16:40 AM): well
b e n e f i t x (12:16:44 AM): admitting is the first step
TheRealJJAlfano (1:15:23 AM): you suprise me with your stupidity
b e n e f i t x (12:16:54 AM): TheRealJJAlfano (1:16:26 AM): im that small
TheRealJJAlfano (1:15:45 AM): im just amazed how you guess my exact height and were only 2 pounds off of my weight
b e n e f i t x (12:17:17 AM): well any kind of stupidity surprises you, since you can be outsmartted by GWbush
TheRealJJAlfano (1:15:54 AM): jsut from talking to me on AIM
TheRealJJAlfano (1:16:14 AM): if your going to insult my intelligence, at least spell correctly
b e n e f i t x (12:18:28 AM): **** your intelligence *****
TheRealJJAlfano (1:17:14 AM): damn dude
b e n e f i t x (12:18:39 AM): and **** your cat , your dryer, your mother , your 240
TheRealJJAlfano (1:17:21 AM): wow
TheRealJJAlfano (1:17:25 AM): someones angry
b e n e f i t x (12:18:56 AM): not really
TheRealJJAlfano (1:17:35 AM): im sure
TheRealJJAlfano (1:17:36 AM): i mean'
b e n e f i t x (12:19:05 AM): hey do you have a hand grenade?
TheRealJJAlfano (1:17:42 AM): if i were getting abused by someone
TheRealJJAlfano (1:17:47 AM): and completely ***** out
TheRealJJAlfano (1:17:52 AM): and couldnt say or spell a goddamn thing right
TheRealJJAlfano (1:17:57 AM): or ever made sense in my insults
TheRealJJAlfano (1:18:02 AM): much like you have this entire night
TheRealJJAlfano (1:18:04 AM): i would be angry
b e n e f i t x (12:19:29 AM): DO YOU HAVE A HAND GRENADE
TheRealJJAlfano (1:18:10 AM): but since none of that pertains to me
TheRealJJAlfano (1:18:15 AM): im a happy person
TheRealJJAlfano (1:18:17 AM): you on the other hand
TheRealJJAlfano (1:18:41 AM): knowing that youll never achieve anything in life higher than getting a thousand posts on a forum, would ultimately consider suicide
TheRealJJAlfano (1:18:42 AM): i mean
TheRealJJAlfano (1:18:45 AM): if i name myself benefit
TheRealJJAlfano (1:18:50 AM): and blow a SR numerous times
TheRealJJAlfano (1:18:56 AM): then go and trade for an integra
TheRealJJAlfano (1:19:04 AM): suicide would definately be the only option
TheRealJJAlfano (1:19:05 AM): i mean
b e n e f i t x (12:20:34 AM): i believe i can sell my integra and buy 8 of your 240s
TheRealJJAlfano (1:19:16 AM): i dont want to steer you in the wrong direction or anything
b e n e f i t x (12:20:44 AM): i believe i could of sold my 240 and bought 5 of yours
TheRealJJAlfano (1:19:22 AM): but at this point, i think suicide is your best option
TheRealJJAlfano (1:19:36 AM): yeah cause a 240 with a blown SR is definately worth 10 grand
TheRealJJAlfano (1:19:37 AM): so
b e n e f i t x (12:21:04 AM): hell , my first s13 when i was 16 would out-do both of your 240's
TheRealJJAlfano (1:19:39 AM): you suck at english
TheRealJJAlfano (1:19:42 AM): you suck at grammar
TheRealJJAlfano (1:19:45 AM): you suck at spelling
TheRealJJAlfano (1:19:49 AM): and now your an idiot at math
TheRealJJAlfano (1:19:56 AM): i cant blame you, college algebra is a *****
b e n e f i t x (12:21:22 AM): you suck at life. period
TheRealJJAlfano (1:20:01 AM): i mean the ****
TheRealJJAlfano (1:20:06 AM): who cares about ****ing X
b e n e f i t x (12:21:31 AM): i mean the ****?
TheRealJJAlfano (1:20:18 AM): who needs variables in law?\
TheRealJJAlfano (1:20:35 AM): besides Exhibit A, B, etc, i wont see those goddamn letters again so who cares
TheRealJJAlfano (1:20:39 AM): oh well
TheRealJJAlfano (1:20:40 AM): anyways
TheRealJJAlfano (1:20:45 AM): is my sandwich ready?
TheRealJJAlfano (1:20:51 AM): its been a good 10 minutes
b e n e f i t x (12:22:16 AM): the fist sandwich?
TheRealJJAlfano (1:20:59 AM): like you'd do anything
TheRealJJAlfano (1:21:01 AM): anyways
TheRealJJAlfano (1:21:02 AM): i mean
TheRealJJAlfano (1:21:03 AM): damn
TheRealJJAlfano (1:21:27 AM): how long does it take to make 2 pieces of bread, ham, lettuce, tomato, mayonaise, possibly some mustard if there is some in the fridge...
TheRealJJAlfano (1:21:31 AM): its been 10 minutes
TheRealJJAlfano (1:21:34 AM): if you worked for subway
TheRealJJAlfano (1:21:37 AM): youd be fired by now
TheRealJJAlfano (1:21:39 AM): and
TheRealJJAlfano (1:21:41 AM): frankly
TheRealJJAlfano (1:21:47 AM): i dont even know if i want you as my ***** anymore
TheRealJJAlfano (1:21:52 AM): your pretty terrible at it
b e n e f i t x (12:23:40 AM): you ever seen scarface ******
TheRealJJAlfano (1:22:43 AM): al pacino
TheRealJJAlfano (1:22:44 AM): big fan
TheRealJJAlfano (1:22:55 AM): i especially loves his performance in the godfathe
TheRealJJAlfano (1:22:56 AM): r
TheRealJJAlfano (1:23:12 AM): why
TheRealJJAlfano (1:23:16 AM): are you calling yourself a cuban?
b e n e f i t x (12:24:44 AM): its not al pacino
b e n e f i t x (12:24:47 AM): its al cappucino
TheRealJJAlfano (1:23:32 AM): and you call me dumb
TheRealJJAlfano (1:23:42 AM): dude
TheRealJJAlfano (1:23:45 AM): were are you going with this
b e n e f i t x (12:25:11 AM): your dumb as ****kkkkk
b e n e f i t x (12:25:24 AM): well it all breaks down to this
TheRealJJAlfano (1:23:59 AM): lol
TheRealJJAlfano (1:24:00 AM): ok
TheRealJJAlfano (1:24:06 AM): now you are just giving up
TheRealJJAlfano (1:24:12 AM): ok look
TheRealJJAlfano (1:24:18 AM): you came in my thread talking ****
TheRealJJAlfano (1:24:22 AM): i backed my **** up
TheRealJJAlfano (1:24:27 AM): you suck at insults, and i accept that
TheRealJJAlfano (1:24:30 AM): i thought you were pretty smart
TheRealJJAlfano (1:24:33 AM): but you proved that wrong
TheRealJJAlfano (1:24:38 AM): i dont care if you think im smart or not
TheRealJJAlfano (1:24:42 AM): because in all reality
b e n e f i t x (12:26:09 AM): your mom , **** a moo cow , had **** milk, ****ted a jj , killed a cat , bought a 240 , and ****ted a rat
b e n e f i t x (12:26:14 AM): ****ed**
TheRealJJAlfano (1:24:52 AM): you cant tell whether im serious or not, especially on the internet
TheRealJJAlfano (1:24:54 AM): so its all good
TheRealJJAlfano (1:24:55 AM): im not hating
TheRealJJAlfano (1:24:56 AM): but
TheRealJJAlfano (1:25:01 AM): im tired
TheRealJJAlfano (1:25:03 AM): tired of owning you
TheRealJJAlfano (1:25:09 AM): and frankly dont want this to go on anymore
TheRealJJAlfano (1:25:16 AM): because i have enough nut hangers to worry about on IA
TheRealJJAlfano (1:25:20 AM): so lets agree to disagree
TheRealJJAlfano (1:25:28 AM): and i saved this conversation in case of any more controversy
b e n e f i t x (12:26:59 AM): im glad
b e n e f i t x (12:27:00 AM): you did that
TheRealJJAlfano (1:25:50 AM): im pretty sure this bit of ownage you encountered right here will make you remember who the **** you are dealing with
TheRealJJAlfano (1:25:54 AM): now go to bed young one
TheRealJJAlfano (1:25:59 AM): you have a lot to learn
b e n e f i t x (12:27:34 AM): oh yeah
TheRealJJAlfano (1:26:12 AM): shh
TheRealJJAlfano (1:26:16 AM): conversation is over
b e n e f i t x (12:27:42 AM): im sorry for ****in with the maaster ricer
TheRealJJAlfano (1:26:18 AM): no more talking
TheRealJJAlfano (1:26:26 AM): damn dude
TheRealJJAlfano (1:26:31 AM): did you take your adderall?
TheRealJJAlfano (1:26:37 AM): you cant focus for ****
TheRealJJAlfano (1:26:49 AM): sorry for hurting your feelings so bad and making you look like a dumbass
b e n e f i t x (12:28:20 AM): yep...
b e n e f i t x (12:28:33 AM): hurted my feelings like powdered milk?
b e n e f i t x (12:28:37 AM): or spaghetti
TheRealJJAlfano (1:27:25 AM): you're into that psychological **** aint ya
TheRealJJAlfano (1:27:28 AM): i like that
b e n e f i t x (12:29:18 AM): ok ****** i dont give a **** what you like , this is where you start getting into that homosexual ****
TheRealJJAlfano (1:27:55 AM): ill definately take that challenge some other night when i dont have law 191 at 8am the next day
b e n e f i t x (12:29:20 AM): peace
TheRealJJAlfano (1:28:03 AM): <3