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    Talking How can Bush make you happy?

    The President, the First Lady and Dick Cheney are flying on Air Force One. George looks at Laura, chuckles and says, "You know, I could throw a $1,000.00 bill out the window right now and make somebody very happy."

    Laura shrugs her shoulders and says, "Well, I could throw ten $100.00 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy."

    Cheney says, "Of course then, I could throw one-hundred $10.00 bills out the window and make a hundred people very happy."

    The pilot rolls his eyes, ! looks at all of them and says to his co-pilot, "Such big shots back there hell, I could throw all of them out the window and make 56 million people very, very happy."
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    thats funny as hell
    I got dinner to goto.

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    Yeah the first time i heard it, it was with Bill Clinton, wife, and VP.

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    repost but a funny one

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    Quote Originally Posted by admin
    repost but a funny one
    yep 9-10 yrs ago.
    "...I'm a thief, I'm a liar, There's my church, I sing in the choir..."

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    Legalize Weed!

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    Quote Originally Posted by hchbdx94
    Legalize Weed!
    wtf? lol that guy.

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    keep doing what hes doin
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    Quote Originally Posted by fcman
    keep doing what hes doin
    You must have something against America...

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    suck a dick,choke on his lies, stick the weapons of mass destruction never found up his ass and shit them out his mouth
    Resize sig area!

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    Quote Originally Posted by stikiller
    suck a dick,choke on his lies, stick the weapons of mass destruction never found up his ass and shit them out his mouth
    This needs to be a t-shirt

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    Quote Originally Posted by stikiller
    suck a dick,choke on his lies, stick the weapons of mass destruction never found up his ass and shit them out his mouth
    http://www.newsmax.com/archives/ic/2...2/220331.shtml

    http://www.techcentralstation.com/092503F.html

    we all know(although some chose to ignore it) that Sadam did have WMD's and he used them on the Kurds several times. Fact.

    the author of the second link has a book outlining the connections between Saddam and terrorist orgs. and his "stock piles" of weps. But it requires reading.

    btw: "IF" Bush lied. which he didn't. than "everyone" else in the House and Senate lied too. than means Bill, Hillary, Al, Howard, Kerry, TK. so if you're gonna drink the kool-aid don't forget the good ole' DNC :idb:
    www.fairtax.org
    Quote Originally Posted by kelly
    True. But where's my sig?!! (lol)

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    Quote Originally Posted by {X}Echo419
    btw: "IF" Bush lied. which he didn't. than "everyone" else in the House and Senate lied too. than means Bill, Hillary, Al, Howard, Kerry, TK. so if you're gonna drink the kool-aid don't forget the good ole' DNC :idb:
    I think they all let us down when it came to voting for the war

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nomad!
    I think they all let us down when it came to voting for the war
    Then voting against funding after voting for the war is the worse. for obvious reasons
    www.fairtax.org
    Quote Originally Posted by kelly
    True. But where's my sig?!! (lol)

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    Quote Originally Posted by {X}Echo419
    http://www.newsmax.com/archives/ic/2...2/220331.shtml

    http://www.techcentralstation.com/092503F.html

    we all know(although some chose to ignore it) that Sadam did have WMD's and he used them on the Kurds several times. Fact.

    the author of the second link has a book outlining the connections between Saddam and terrorist orgs. and his "stock piles" of weps. But it requires reading.

    btw: "IF" Bush lied. which he didn't. than "everyone" else in the House and Senate lied too. than means Bill, Hillary, Al, Howard, Kerry, TK. so if you're gonna drink the kool-aid don't forget the good ole' DNC :idb:
    DAM YOU GET A + from me, i would have said the same thing. Nice one!

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    Quote Originally Posted by TransAxle
    DAM YOU GET A + from me, i would have said the same thing. Nice one!
    btw: thank you. if you wouldn't mind telling that to some of my Profs at school it might help my GPA.
    www.fairtax.org
    Quote Originally Posted by kelly
    True. But where's my sig?!! (lol)

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    Quote Originally Posted by stikiller
    suck a dick,choke on his lies, stick the weapons of mass destruction never found up his ass and shit them out his mouth
    lmao +1
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