BRB Whoreslounge

[Just_CHill]

What's up guys! It's freakin 133am here! Fun times!

[OldsTech]

What's up guys! It's freakin 133am here! Fun times!

Well then Good morning. Nothing going onhere. Just got home from the gym

[OldsTech]

Some aircraft maintance jokes!!!

Found these in an old email. Everybody in the Air Force has probably seen these at least a dozen times but this may be new to others. Some of these are made-up but they're still funny.

***Actual Air Force Maintenance Complaints***

Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by US Air Force pilots and the replies from the maintenance crews. "Squawks" are problem
listings that pilots generally leave for maintenance crews.

Problem: "Left inside main tire almost needs replacement."
Solution: "Almost replaced left inside main tire."

Problem: "Test flight OK, except autoland very rough."
Solution: "Autoland not installed on this aircraft."

Problem #1: "#2 Propeller seeping prop fluid."
Solution #1: "#2 Propeller seepage normal."
Problem #2: "#1, #3, and #4 propellers lack normal seepage."


Problem: "The autopilot doesn't."
Signed off: "IT DOES NOW."

Problem: "Something loose in cockpit."
Solution: "Something tightened in cockpit."

Problem: "Evidence of hydraulic leak on right main landing gear."
Solution: "Evidence removed."

Problem: "DME volume unbelievably loud."
Solution: "Volume set to more believable level."

Problem: "Dead bugs on windshield."
Solution: "Live bugs on order."

Problem: "Autopilot in altitude hold mode produces a 200 fpm descent."
Solution: "Cannot reproduce problem on ground."

Problem: "IFF inoperative."
Solution: "IFF inoperative in OFF mode."

Problem: "Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick."
Solution: "That's what they're there for."

Problem: "Number three engine missing."
Solution: "Engine found on right wing after brief search."

Problem: "Cockpit filthy...not fit for pigs"
Solution: "Cockpit now fit for pigs"

[Just_CHill]

Good morning! Well, good night for you guys!

[Axon360]

Good morning! Well, good night for you guys!

Good morning! Well, good night for you guy!

[Just_CHill]

Lol, very true my friend!

[OldsTech]

Well nite everyone. I got a half day of work tomorrow then, I go to Augusta for a Hotel room for drill. But drill is in Ft Steward (Savannah) So I got to meet some soliders at 0545 to car pool from Augusta to Ft Steward. First Formation is at 0800 on Saturday

[Just_CHill]

Damn that's a long ride man! Have fun!

[Motivation]

What's up, peoples?

[Axon360]

link the site if its in the email for those maintenance things michael

[b16EG-HaTcH]

Well nite everyone. I got a half day of work tomorrow then, I go to Augusta for a Hotel room for drill. But drill is in Ft Steward (Savannah) So I got to meet some soliders at 0545 to car pool from Augusta to Ft Steward. First Formation is at 0800 on Saturday

damn is FT. Steward close to FT. Stewart in Savannah .

[Just_CHill]

damn is FT. Steward close to FT. Stewart in Savannah .

OMG! Did you just correct a SGT??? You are starting your career off all wrong man! Lol. But I didn't notice that he was spelling it that way.

[b16EG-HaTcH]

OMG! Did you just correct a SGT??? You are starting your career off all wrong man! Lol. But I didn't notice that he was spelling it that way.

nope i didnt correct anyone. i was just asking him where this FT.Steward was and if it was close to FT.Stewart........

[b16EG-HaTcH]

oh yeah and PM comin to ya.

[Just_CHill]

oh yeah and PM comin to ya.

Roger

[Just_CHill]

You have a reply my friend!

[b16EG-HaTcH]

You have a reply my friend!

roger

[OldsTech]

Who is Roger?

[Just_CHill]

Who is Roger?

Not too sure but I've been looking for him for a couple of years now!

[DSGMach1]

According to google this is roger

[OldsTech]

ooo i dont know him!!!

[Just_CHill]

Me neither! Apparently I've been calling the wrong person all this time!

[Motivation]

Google told me this was Roger....

[Axon360]

Helen Keller Simulator

[b16EG-HaTcH]

LoL it took me aminute to get that.

[Just_CHill]

THat's wrong!

[OldsTech]

Yea... Just got home from drill. And got a virus on my comp that delete my boot file. So 90% of the programs have to be manullly started. I got to get a external hard save all my shit and reformat my laptop.... ooo well I needed to backup everything anywayz

[Just_CHill]

Yes sir! Always good to do that. I need to backup my backup to be honest!

[b16EG-HaTcH]

GTFO here w/ all that computer nerd bullshit.

[Just_CHill]

GTFO here w/ all that computer nerd bullshit.

Fuck joooooooooooooooooooooooo!

[b16EG-HaTcH]

lol no sir it is you who can go fuck yourself ...........anally

EDIT: j/k ILU chris

[Motivation]

so much love in here

[OldsTech]

Yes Sir... Hey Chris I got a new patch... I sent a pic to your cell phone. But I figure u wouldn't get it till next year. What a good email address?

[Just_CHill]

Yes Sir... Hey Chris I got a new patch... I sent a pic to your cell phone. But I figure u wouldn't get it till next year. What a good email address?

[email protected]

New brigade?

[OldsTech]

Yeah new brigade. It was a brigade in Mississippi. But GA stole it from them. For the new reform

[Hondatypr636]

Got the bike going yet Michael?

[Axon360]

delete

[OldsTech]

Got the bike going yet Michael?

it coming along quickly now. Got my fairings out of the paintshop. I order my carb tuning set so when I install the cams I can tune my carbs. And I order my gsxr1000 6 pistons calipers for my Hayabusa front brake rotor mod

[Just_CHill]

it coming along quickly now. Got my fairings out of the paintshop. I order my carb tuning set so when I install the cams I can tune my carbs. And I order my gsxr1000 6 pistons calipers for my Hayabusa front brake rotor mod

Holy shiz dude! You are throwing a good bit of money into this bike! Are you building the engine too?

[OldsTech]

Holy shiz dude! You are throwing a good bit of money into this bike! Are you building the engine too?

Yeah my paint work has cost me around $1300 total. Combining last year and this years paint work. And I got about another $200 I got to spend on Powder coating and then I will be done with paint work. Unless I f*** something up. Like I did my tank and tail. Being the reason why it was repainted this year.

I going to install some cams and then I have to rejet my carbs for the new cams. I hope I will gain 5hp with that. Plus Im goin to install a new sprockets set to help with the lost of low end torque from installing the cam.