faggets at my work

[Halfwit]

i work at a FORD dealership.

so of course they all drive mustangs blah balh blah..

i joke around with tem an shit, but this one guy is always a dick.

he drives a fukin pos old as bonnevile (hes a gangster or somehtin wannabe)

and hes always makin fun of me so i said

"why u gotta fuck with me so much?
him- u drive a honda
me- i can still beat your pos , even wit hmy slow car, not even in the crx.

him- LETS DO IT SHAWTEEE
ME- "me i get a lil angry" "lets go right now,
him- fine, but wait til im on break..

so when its time for his break i g oto where he works, and to no avail, he had left 10 min earlier (dippedout cause he scared)

so he keeps talking and i say "YOU TALK SO MUCH SHIT BUT CANT BACK A WORD OF IT UP U FUKING WANKSTER"

LOL he got mad at the wankster part, but siad "thats all u gotta say, well race after work"


so after work, i see him and i drive to him, he rushes off, so i follow for a while and we get to a stop light

i say "i though we were gonna race>?"

him- "you aint ready"

thats all he will say is "u aint ready"

and talks about some cutlass hell have out in the spring..all motor, no nitrous, small block 350 with 1300 hp, perfectly streetable

hes a faget and im ranting cause htalks shit and wont back it up even with my stock d16 hatch....but whats worse is he makes fun of the crx (will have about 3x as much hp as hatch) but wont race a 89 whp hatch???

faggets

[Kyle]

I feel for you halfwit. Sounds like a douche bag. Don't know what to tell you, you did what I would do if I had to deal with it. People who talk shit like that will never stop and always tell you what they are GOING TO DO. Fuck that speculation keep calling him out.

[Halfwit]

all day i kept saying "RUN YOUR CAR AND NOT YOUR MOUTH"

but all day he keeps making this redlining noise "yeen yeen "

me-what is that noise?
him- your car redlining
me-redlining what gear?
him- how many u have
me- five
him- all of them
me- why would i redline, i would just shift
him-your car is slow...

lol its funny but even funnier that he thinks hes fast...but wont race a stock d16 hatch..

[Halfwit]

BUT LOL AT THE

1300 WHP SMALL BLOCK 350, NO TURBO, NO SUPERCHARGER. NO NITROUS

HE SAID IT CAN BE DONE EASY, PERFECTLY STREETABLE "ENGINE WILL BE QUIET LIKE A NORMAL CAR U WONT EVEN KNOW"

[Bruce Leroy]

just shut him up for good when the crx is finished.

[Halfwit]

just shut him up for good when the crx is finished.

i can shut him up now, my stock hatch is faster than his POS

THE PROBLEM IS HE TALKS ALLTHIS SHTI AND WONT RACE..

WHEN I GET THE CRX, HE WIL STILL CALL IT SLOW, AND NOT RACE..

[Kyle]

all day i kept saying "RUN YOUR CAR AND NOT YOUR MOUTH"

but all day he keeps making this redlining noise "yeen yeen "

me-what is that noise?
him- your car redlining
me-redlining what gear?
him- how many u have
me- five
him- all of them
me- why would i redline, i would just shift
him-your car is slow...

lol its funny but even funnier that he thinks hes fast...but wont race a stock d16 hatch..

I can just picture this guy from the quote. I would be pissed if I were you. I would be wanting a race too. It's too bad he is a giant douche

[Halfwit]

he kept on with this shit all day today,

he actually thought it was cool that he "dipped out on that honda" instead of racing...bitch

[jackdaripper]

Sounds like he should drive a civic to me...

[Hektik]

sounds like he just needs to get punched in the mouth

[Kyle]

BUT LOL AT THE

1300 WHP SMALL BLOCK 350, NO TURBO, NO SUPERCHARGER. NO NITROUS

HE SAID IT CAN BE DONE EASY, PERFECTLY STREETABLE "ENGINE WILL BE QUIET LIKE A NORMAL CAR U WONT EVEN KNOW"

Oh yeah that's some shit. If he can do that tell him to get in touch with me so he can tune my motor.

[2.0civic]

sounds like he just needs to get punched in the mouth

great minds think alike

[FatboyV8]

1300hp N/A??????? I would pay so much money to see him do that.
PM me and I'll shoot that MFer. lol

[Vteckidd]

i have a dyno an $1000 ill give him if it makes over 700whp all motor.

[Halfwit]

thas wat i told him, but he replied "man no dyno could hold my cutlass" they ont go that high"

[Vteckidd]

just ignore him, hes a ricer.

next time he says anything, just look him square in the esyes an say "your piece of shit isnt worth my time, when you come up with the money or the balls to race me, come find me, until then, go run your dicksucker somewhere else "

and walk off

[Vteckidd]

or i prefer the old favorite:

"call your wife/gf and ask her for your balls back so we can race"

or

"lift up your skirt, grab your balls and put your money where your mouth is"

[Halfwit]

just ignore him, hes a ricer.

next time he says anything, just look him square in the esyes an say "your piece of shit isnt worth my time, when you come up with the money or the balls to race me, come find me, until then, go run your dicksucker somewhere else "

and walk off

thats the frustrating part, he wont look me i nthe face, and i cant get a word out cause he wont stop the "sound of a honda muffler" and yelling "i dipped on dat honda he aint ready, he aint redy he aint ready"

[Fast Shadow]

He sounds like some kind of retard. Do his eyes point in different directions?

[Init2winit]

i have a dyno an $1000 ill give him if it makes over 700whp all motor.

Who all does that offer apply to?

[Vteckidd]

Who all does that offer apply to?

if a fucking cutless can make over 700whp ALL MOTOR id be IMPRESSED. let alone 1300whp.

remember PROSPEED is right next door to me, 600-700whp NA is amazing for ANY engine

[FatboyV8]

I have seen all motor 400ci small blacks make over 800hp. And lets not get started on big blocks.

[Init2winit]

I have seen all motor 400ci small blacks make over 800hp. And lets not get started on big blocks.

[crafty]

What dealership do you work at.. This kid needs to get pissed on..

[Halfwit]

allan vigil ford...but at the end of the day im not A FUCKNG BITCH WHO RUNS HIS MOUTH AND WONT BACK IT UP....so its ok...

[Halfwit]

UPDATE:

we met again and went to race, almost got lined up when he drove off (slowly??) not even like he took off.. he didnt talk anymore shit all day, so i let it go..

MAYBE HE LEARNED HIS LESSON????

halfwit: 1
gangster bonneville: 0

[hydroshutter]

Slice his throat.

[Fast Shadow]

Now pour sugar in his gas tank and shit in his driver's seat. Don't just win. Obliterate.

[Halfwit]

he said hes bout to put flowmasters on it......then hell race me..LOL 498524986 whp to the wheels!