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    Run my 2000 Dodge Van with any 12 second car. I have money to put where my mouth is THIS IS NO PRANK! I swear on my mama's eyeballs
    Last edited by turbochris; 09-06-2007 at 09:40 AM.

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    1 post lol who made this screen name up.
    I check sluts off my list like a maintnence man
    I drive a low is3 just so it gives me a reason to drive super slow on these rough ga roads.

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    It's my goddam nick name. Whats up? no one can have a van that will run against a 12 second car? Non believers will be red in the face. My friend, a regular here said to come by. This is my third post, the first one got deleted, someone must have got scared when I posted a picture of my motor with the huge rear mount turbo. This is the engine in the van right now. 3.8L awd automatic. The turbo is huge and it has a chain drive 60 psi+ compressor discharge pressure. It's a special military turbo that I can't let anyone see until I get a race with a 12 second car.


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    -------------------------> EXIT PLEASE

    no wait *ponders*




    on second thought please stay lol


    *grabs chips and dip*


    this will be funny

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    got a 12 second car?, step up with it and your chips and dip and it wont be so F'n funny. I got shit you never seen before

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    thread
    2006 Evo IX - Bolt ons

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    get yer 12 second car out or shut it. I'm dead serious, I busted my ass on this van and I think it can beat a 12 second car..... maybe it can't..... I'm willing to put up some cash to find out.

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    lol i'll be the first idoit to say it



    i'll race the van

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    say $500,000?

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    Quote Originally Posted by LS2_KID
    say $500,000?
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    I check sluts off my list like a maintnence man
    I drive a low is3 just so it gives me a reason to drive super slow on these rough ga roads.

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    I will give you a 12 second head start!!

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    is anyone gonna ip check this guy

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    no im hoping its a van that can beat me lol

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    My mema said she would give you 5 and the hit and drag your ass down the 1/4... Here is a Pic of her car...

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    Quote Originally Posted by LS2_KID
    lol i'll be the first idoit to say it



    i'll race the van
    Tape it or something I HAVE to see this.
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    I'll follow suit if LS2_Kid loses/backs out.

    After seeing that Safari van on Pinks though with a BBC (I think) I'm worried.

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    dust this dude!
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    i'll run the van!!

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    lol....this Will be good. he's (kid in da van)prolly gon win 2. lol
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    well nothing has been posted back yet and im about to hit the sack

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    ill run the van but i gotta let ya know, i have two turbos makin 61psi of military boost bs


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    which i heard 1psi of military boost is equal 5 psi of jdm boost

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    here's the deal- let's cut through the shit right now. everything I said is 100% true, I admit, it's on the edge of truth and there's some things I'm not saying (which is more than any good lying street racer does) but I'm not lying. How about the NOPI meet at atlanta speedway, Or come here to Jackson Carolina Dragway. I'll go anywhere in the southeast where they have a drag strip set up so we can start with a tree and get 1/4 mile times. I'll run any 12 second car with my van with it's "different" shaft/chain drive style rear mounted military "turbo" and it's goodyear assurance 215/65/R16 tires, full tree, 1/4 mile. So cut the bullshit comments, I'll go for $500, maybe $1000 if my friends want some of the action. Yes, something is up. It will be a good race. It won't be trailered, but I may be pulling a trailer from Augusta. If anyone here knows what I have please be quiet. Here's the van-





    I have another rear hatch with the factory wing that I have to use when i race, otherwise this is it. I'll probably wash it though.

    Any takers?
    Last edited by turbochris; 08-21-2007 at 06:51 PM.

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    lol

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    damn. lol. id be crazy to see that van run 12's.

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    Do the groceries fly out the back when you punch it?

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    Can u post the pics of the shaft/chain rear mounted military turbo again!

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    From Augusta? Me too.

    By the way, you will catch far less shit if you stop coming off like such a douche.

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    i would only do hwy rolls for money, so stol3n ur up son

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    i'll do any hwy roll u want. i know u want a 12 sec car but i may be just a "little bit" faster, i think . it's an 02' z06 with "bolt-ons"

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    this thread - /failed
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stol3n
    i'll do any hwy roll u want. i know u want 12 sec race but i may be just a "little bit" faster, i think . it's an 02' z06 with "bolt-ons"
    i think he only wants to do the 1/4th run, thats why i said no..

    but........
















































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    step up then, is the only thing i can say. my rear end isn't built for the track just yet so no digs for me right now.

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    i'll run you with my 1991 D15b2 Dual Point Civic on Hwy 666, lol
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    Whiteboy, edit your post! ASAP.

    edit; LOL. thanks man
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Whiteboy
    i'll run you with my 1991 D15b2 Dual Point Civic on Hwy 666, lol
    not a good idea

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    OK, I'm sorry if I sounded like a douche. I kindly submit that I would like to challenge an importatlanta member with a 12 second car in a contest of acceleration in the 1/4 mile..... fuck...... it that even sounds more dickish. I'm sorry my communication skills are crap and I have a habit of toying with people for which I'll probably go to hell for or at least get my ass kicked. Shit man, lets run! I busted my ass on this new concept and I want to have some fun with it. I'll tell you this- it also uses multifuel hybrid technology. I used a van because i couldn't fit all this crap into anything else. Pictures of the "chain shaft turbo" are not allowed. You'll see some of it on race day and I wouldn't blame you if you wanted to back out after you see it. Lets have some fun. I can do from a roll up to about 120 mph, I wouldn't go faster than that because I can't figure out how to disable the engine cutoff, if I could find someone to up the dam ECM speed limiter I could go much faster, up to like 160-170 or until the fucked aerodynamics of this bread box put me shiny side down....I hope the roof rack holds up. Why from a roll anyway?, why worry about the launch , my godyear assurance tires ain't gonna work like slicks anyway. BTW, WHY WAS THIS POST MOVED?
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    Dude, you're a fucking joke.
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    I want to race the van for title's from 0-70 cause i am going to race him with my quad cause i want to fuck a trailer park hoe in that van after i win it,So i can see why all my low class friends are going down hill.
    I check sluts off my list like a maintnence man
    I drive a low is3 just so it gives me a reason to drive super slow on these rough ga roads.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stay_up
    I want to race the van for title's from 0-70 cause i am going to race him with my quad cause i want to fuck a trailer park hoe in that van after i win it,So i can see why all my low class friends are going down hill.
    Shut your whore mouth.




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