I think my roommates dog ate a used condom....

[HalfBaked]

Well 2 nights ago I was really drunk and apparently fucked this girl on my bedroom floor (my bed is really loud and didn't want to wake up my roommates) and well after I came I put the condom in this bowl I had sitting on the floor.

Well yesterday when I woke up I knew it was somewhere but couldn't find it, finally later yesterday evening I found it and was like "Ok Matt, remember to clean that up." Well I forgot and just a few minutes ago I was cleaning up my room some and see that it is totally gone and the dog had eaten some other things that were on my floor....

2 questions...

1- Is the dog going to die?
2- Am I going to be a father?

[DrunkScotsman]

lmfao! , dogs breath might smell like dick , and i hope you dont have a litter!

[Leisa]

Well 2 nights ago I was really drunk and apparently fucked this girl on my bedroom floor (my bed is really loud and didn't want to wake up my roommates) and well after I came I put the condom in this bowl I had sitting on the floor.

Well yesterday when I woke up I knew it was somewhere but couldn't find it, finally later yesterday evening I found it and was like "Ok Matt, remember to clean that up." Well I forgot and just a few minutes ago I was cleaning up my room some and see that it is totally gone and the dog had eaten some other things that were on my floor....

2 questions...

1- Is the dog going to die?
2- Am I going to be a father?



sometimes I wonder how you make it on your own.... :D

[Jecht]

HHAHAHAHAHA +1

[HalfBaked]

sometimes I wonder how you make it on your own.... :D
I scrap by and rarely clean up.

[The Yousef]

:lmao:

the dog now has teh HIV...

[B16a2 Civic]

he got the aids?

[Dragonfly5338]

JADE HAS ALREADY DONE THIS MATT LOL

[HalfBaked]

The real bad thing is that the dog has done this before....

And last time, it was shitting it out at my roommates parent's house when his mom was walking the dog. She said she had to help pull the condom out because it didn't pass correctly..

He is gonna be pissed...lol

[HalfBaked]

JADE HAS ALREADY DONE THIS MATT LOL
I know!!!

This is just all the more reason for me not to use condoms...I'm not responsible enough to clean up after myself.

[B16a2 Civic]

:(

[Ran]

I'd laugh my @ss off if the dog tried to sh*t it out and it blew a @ssbubble with the condom. :lmao:

[Jecht]

I'd laugh my @ss off if the dog tried to sh*t it out and it blew a @ssbubble with the condom. :lmao:

:lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:

[HalfBaked]

I'd laugh my @ss off if the dog tried to sh*t it out and it blew a @ssbubble with the condom. :lmao:
If my roommate asks what happened, I'm just gonna say the condom fell off while I was in the dog...

If he gets mad, I can be like "WHAT?! I DIDN'T WANT HER HAVING PUPPIES!"

[STI LOVER]

:lmfao: :lmfao:

[HalfBaked]

I need to be more positive about this situation...

Atleast I don't have to pick up the condom anymore.

[Nemesis]

sometimes I wonder how you make it on your own.... :D


http://209.15.79.250/lil_brudder.gif

[PhAtBoYMr2]

some condoms are edibile. But you may want to check the dogs poop see if it come up...lol

[HalfBaked]

some condoms are edibile. But you may want to check the dogs poop see if it come up...lol
Well she passed one last time, so hopefully it happens again. It was the same type of condom.

[Dragonfly5338]

I'm pretty sure you're going to die before you're 30 Matt, AIDS aside.

[HalfBaked]

I'm pretty sure you're going to die before you're 30 Matt, AIDS aside.
Yea.

I wonder how...

AIDS, Alcohol poisoning, kidney failure, getting shot, blowing up the house because I can't cook with a gas stove, famine, who knows.

I'd say it may be a combination of them all.

[PhAtBoYMr2]

Don't talk to my friends like that val.......geez :(

[Jecht]

Yea.

I wonder how...

AIDS, Alcohol poisoning, kidney failure, getting shot, blowing up the house because I can't cook with a gas stove, famine, who knows.

I'd say it may be a combination of them all.

Lol, consider them learning experiences. :goodjob:

[Dragonfly5338]

Don't talk to my friends like that val.......geez :(

LOL. Matt's my friend too. But there's no use hiding the truth, dude.

[PhAtBoYMr2]

LOL. Matt's my friend too. But there's no use hiding the truth, dude.

agreed :lmfao:

[HalfBaked]

:(

If I put in my will that when I die, I want a girl to suck my limp cold dick, think it'd happen?

[Dragonfly5338]

:(

If I put in my will that when I die, I want a girl to suck my limp cold dick, think it'd happen?

Knowing the girls yall hang out with, shouldn't be a problem.

[HalfBaked]

Knowing the girls yall hang out with, shouldn't be a problem.
True true.

[PhAtBoYMr2]

Knowing the girls yall hang out with, shouldn't be a problem.

We like sluts and sluts like us

whats the issue here val???? :thinking:

[thinkfast®]

PUMPS N A RUMP PUMPS N A RUMP

I WANNA GIRL WITH PUMPS N A RUMP

[DARLING DARA]

ew.

[PhAtBoYMr2]

eh girl waddup

[thinkfast®]

yea what up

leave them zeros (ImportsNC) and get w/ a hero

[PhAtBoYMr2]

I CAN MAKE YOU FAMOUS

[thinkfast®]

broke dudes make jokes honey
I make more then I can fit in this quote honey

[PhAtBoYMr2]

sucky sucky 5 dolla

[thinkfast®]

LOVE ME LONG TIME, LETS MAKE IT HAPPEN

[thinkfast®]

YOU EVER BEEN IN THE BACK SEAT OF A CHEVY?

[PhAtBoYMr2]

OR THE BACKSEAT OF AN MR2 SHAWTY

[thinkfast®]

BACKSEAT AND MR2 DONT BELONG IN THE SAME SENTENCE

[thinkfast®]

MARK TAKE A HIKE
--------->

SO LIKE I WAS SAYIN DARLA, DARLING, OH LOOK HOW THAT SOUNDS SO GOOD TOGETHER HMM

[PhAtBoYMr2]

STOP COCK BLOCKIN SON YOU ALWAYS DO THIS TO ME

[thinkfast®]

SCRAM MARK

[PhAtBoYMr2]

IM GOING TO TELL DEE ABOUT THIS THREAD

[thinkfast®]

YEA SO ANYWAYS DARLA, SO WHAT TIME SHOULD I SLIDE THE CHEVY BY, YA KNOW I GOT THAT TWO TONE ON LOCK RIGHT

DO YOU LIKE THUGS DARLA?

[thinkfast®]

YO MARK MAKE LIKE A TREE AND SPLIT

[Vteckidd]

who uses condoms anymore?

[PhAtBoYMr2]

YOUR THE ONE THAT SCARED HER OFF

YOU COMING TOO STRONG MAN

[Sammich]

2 questions...

1- Is the dog going to die?
2- Am I going to be a father?

u sound like a psychic commercial:lmfao:

[thinkfast®]

who uses condoms anymore?

YA REALLY.. PULLING OUT IS THE PREFERRED METHOD

WHATS YOUR TAKE DARLA

[thinkfast®]

YOUR THE ONE THAT SCARED HER OFF

YOU COMING TOO STRONG MAN

I CANT HELP IT IM ON THAT THUG PASSION

[PhAtBoYMr2]

I THINK I WOULD LEAVE IT IN FOR DARLA

[BiH1320]

I'd laugh my @ss off if the dog tried to sh*t it out and it blew a @ssbubble with the condom. :lmao:




lmfaaooo hahaha +1

[thinkfast®]

I THINK I WOULD LEAVE IT IN FOR DARLA

THATS GONNA GET YOU NOWHERE MARK, EXCEPT IN HOT WATER W/ DARLIN DARLAS FATHER

OR IN THIS CASE ANY BOYFRIEND SHE MAY HAVE..

"DONT BE MAD YO BITCH CHOSE ME" AINT THAT HOW IT GOES

[PhAtBoYMr2]

THATS GONNA GET YOU NOWHERE MARK, EXCEPT IN HOT WATER W/ DARLIN DARLAS FATHER

OR IN THIS CASE ANY BOYFRIEND SHE MAY HAVE..

"DONT BE MAD YO BITCH CHOSE ME" AINT THAT HOW IT GOES

GOT NO WIFE BUT THE WHITE BE MY GIRLFRIEND

[thinkfast®]

^^
GARBAGE MAN

G G GARBAGE MAN

[thinkfast®]

SO DARLA YOU BEEN AROUND THE BROWN SIDE OF TOWN BEFORE

[The Yousef]

the desperation is seeping through my monitor... :lmao:

[thinkfast®]

THATS NOT DESPERATION YOSEF, OH GOD GROSS MAN

CLEAN YOUR MESS UP CABRON, THERES KIDS AROUND.. SICKO

[The Yousef]

THATS NOT DESPERATION YOSEF, OH GOD GROSS MAN

CLEAN YOUR MESS UP CABRON, THERES KIDS AROUND.. SICKO

oops...sorry


someone hand me a moist towelette....

[BluesClues]

who uses condoms anymore?

All natural feels so damn good :yes:

[BluesClues]

GOT NO WIFE BUT THE WHITE BE MY GIRLFRIEND

THe lyrics are "got no wife but the wife be my girlfriend"

[thinkfast®]

Jamese you are the whitest dark skinned girl I ever met.. them lyrics dont even make sense, what you posted

mark had it right LOL

[BluesClues]

Jamese you are the whitest dark skinned girl I ever met.. them lyrics dont even make sense, what you posted

mark had it right LOL
Mark's lyrics don't make sense!

My lyrics make perfect sense. He doesn't have a wife but he is dating someone elses wife. DUH!!!!

[thinkfast®]

the lyrics make perfect sense lol..

"got no wife but the white be my girlfriend" = he has no wife he is legally married to, but he has an occupation (hustlin) that pulls all his time and resources as if it were his girlfriend.. sellin that "white" know what I mean? "blow"?? "nose candy" if you get what Im sayin? the "soft"?? "cocaine" catch my drift? hmm

[BluesClues]

^^ NOT

"got no wife but the white be my girlfriend" = he has no wife he is legally married to but he has an occupation that pulls all his time and resources as if it were his girlfriend.. sellin that "white" know what I mean? "blow"?? "smack" if you get what Im sayin? the "soft"?? "cocaine" catch my drift? hmm
I know what the hell white is!!!!! I still like my lyrics better

[thinkfast®]

your lyrics =

http://www.anr.state.vt.us/dec/wastediv/images/solid.home.JPG

[PhAtBoYMr2]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA WILDN SON :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[thinkfast®]

marks lyrics = BAAAAAALLLLLIIIINN!

jameses lyrics = BOOOORRRRIIIINNN!!

[PhAtBoYMr2]

TELL HER AGAIN PUTO!!!

[thinkfast®]

MY '64 IS FLY
MARK STAYS HIGH
AND YOU KNOW THIS

BOOOOOOORRRRRIIINN!!!

[PhAtBoYMr2]

YO SON MY BOY HAMMED ABOUT TO SIGN A RECORD DEAL, HE SHOOTS HIS VIDEO IN MARCH SON IMMA BE IN IT....BRING THE 64

[thinkfast®]

hammed, he sound like a deli sandwich

nigga already soft son, he better come w/ the heat

tell him he can use the '64 man, $500 flat fee

[PhAtBoYMr2]

Naw man he's ill, Spits hot fire

$500 man don't i get some kind of IA discount

[thinkfast®]

^^ $499 thats cause you my friend

goin rate is $500-1000 for a video shoot, he better get his paper up

[ShooterMcGavin]

BACKSEAT AND MR2 DONT BELONG IN THE SAME SENTENCE
mr2's have backseats? :thinking:

[ShooterMcGavin]

hammed, he sound like a deli sandwich

nigga already soft son, he better come w/ the heat

tell him he can use the '64 man, $500 flat fee
:lmfao: ricky on a fuckin roll today

[xLSTONEx]

This is not the first time this has happened either. She has eaten one of Matt's condoms before and shit it out in front of my mom. That was a great story to tell my mom, why my dog just shit out a condom.

[HalfBaked]

Oh ya...I never mentioned it was xLSTONEx's dog...

[xLSTONEx]

douche!

[HalfBaked]

Yea....

Thats why when I told you you were all like "I don't know why dogs like the taste of cum so much..."

That is when I got creeped out...

[thinkfast®]

this how the dog gonna be haha

http://sbrooks1.cupofnoodles.com/doggystyle.gif

poor pooch