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Brett
01-08-2007, 07:41 AM
Weather Bulletin - Colorado

Priceless. Think about this for a moment.

Denver News

This text is from a county emergency manager out in the western part of
Jefferson County after a snowstorm.

WEATHER BULLETIN
Up here, in the Northern Plains, we just recovered from a Historic event;
may I even say a "Weather Event" of "Biblical Proportions" --- with a
historic blizzard of up to 44" inches of snow and winds to 90 MPH that
broke trees in half, knocked down utility poles, stranded hundreds of
motorists in lethal snow banks, closed ALL roads, isolated scores of
communities and cut power to 10's of thousands.

FYI:
George Bush did not come.
FEMA did nothing.
No one howled for the government.
No one blamed the government.
No one even uttered an expletive on TV.
Jesse Jackson or Al Sharpton did not visit.
Our Mayor did not blame Bush or anyone else.
Our Governor did not blame Bush or anyone else, either.
CNN, ABC, CBS, FOX or NBC did not visit - or report on this category 5
snowstorm. Nobody demanded $2,000 debit cards.
No one asked for a FEMA Trailer House.
No one looted.

Nobody - I mean Nobody demanded the government do something.
Nobody expected the government to do anything, either.
No Larry King, No Bill O'Rielly, No Oprah, No Chris Mathews and No Geraldo
Rivera.
No Shaun Penn, No Barbara Striesand, No Hollywood types to be found.
Nope, we just melted the snow for water.
Sent out caravans of SUV's to pluck people out of snow engulfed cars.
The truck drivers pulled people out of snow banks and didn't ask for a
penny.

Local restaurants made food and the police and fire departments
delivered it to the snowbound families.
Families took in the stranded people - total strangers.
We fired up wood stoves, broke out coal oil lanterns or Coleman lanterns.
We put on extra layers of clothes because up here it is "Work or Die".
We did not wait for some affirmative action government to get us out of
a mess created by being immobilized by a welfare program that trades votes
for 'sittin at home' checks.

Even though a Category "5" blizzard of this scale has never fallen this
early, we know it can happen and how to deal with it ourselves.
In my many travels, I have noticed that once one gets north of about
40 degrees North Latitude, 90% of the world's social problems evaporate.
It does seem that way, at least to me.

I hope this gets passed on.
Maybe SOME people will get the message. The world does Not owe you a living.

Leisa
01-08-2007, 07:43 AM
thats cool!

HalfBaked
01-08-2007, 07:43 AM
Racist!

R.Kelly
01-08-2007, 07:44 AM
awesome +1

Wurm
01-08-2007, 07:44 AM
lirl cat 5 snowstorm

The Yousef
01-08-2007, 07:46 AM
fuk colorado and fuk u brett

B16a2 Civic
01-08-2007, 07:50 AM
what are you, a meteorlogist now?

Jecht
01-08-2007, 07:51 AM
Its Colorado. Who cares? :dunno:

thinkfast®
01-08-2007, 07:52 AM
send ken cook my regards

fag

B16a2 Civic
01-08-2007, 07:54 AM
what a loser

thinkfast®
01-08-2007, 07:55 AM
haha B what up loc

the fuk is bretts deal, he think he can read storm patterns, what gives

The Yousef
01-08-2007, 07:56 AM
send ken cook my regards

fag

don't hate on ken cook!

B16a2 Civic
01-08-2007, 07:57 AM
he think he a fortune teller, he think he knows what mother earth has brewin

tell me your future brett
: holds fist up:

thinkfast®
01-08-2007, 07:57 AM
yea Voltar, what gives.. riddle me this, what am I wearin tomorrow

scumbag

B16a2 Civic
01-08-2007, 07:59 AM
look at yousef over there
oh yeah mayne, i seen you on Beauty and the Geek, you was teamed up with a fine brawd, get me that number son

thinkfast®
01-08-2007, 08:01 AM
haha yosef was on there soley for ratings

root for the nerd, the loser, all that jazz

poor guy

The Yousef
01-08-2007, 08:09 AM
i hate you all...

B16a2 Civic
01-08-2007, 08:09 AM
Lol, yousef is wildin

B16a2 Civic
01-08-2007, 08:09 AM
you dont hate us, we're like your bigger brothers

thinkfast®
01-08-2007, 08:14 AM
yea.. bigger, more better looking brothers

rico suave homeboy

The Yousef
01-08-2007, 08:34 AM
that means i was adopted!?

:cry: :no:

Jimmy B
01-08-2007, 08:51 AM
i will refrain from commenting what i REALYYY want to say, but i TOTALLY agree with everything that was in the post that brett reposted... down to the last line!

Brett
01-08-2007, 09:00 AM
i will refrain from commenting what i REALYYY want to say, but i TOTALLY agree with everything that was in the post that brett reposted... down to the last line!

Yeah I agree on every part of it, Mainly nice way of saying people in LA were greedy and freeloaders :D

Jimmy B
01-08-2007, 09:09 AM
Yeah I agree on every part of it, Mainly nice way of saying people in LA were greedy and freeloaders :D

yup!

Brett
01-08-2007, 09:11 AM
I was watching something on CNN a few weeks back that said over 20,000+ people are still freeloading off the FEMA trailers and want extensions for like another year on them.

Nice to see my hard earned tax money is paying thier room and board.

TeeJay
01-08-2007, 12:30 PM
SWEET!! +379110950483234