What if...

[Julio]

You had to take a mega shit...and you are driving.. trying to rush to make it home or the nearest rest stop or gas station.. .your stomach is about to explode.. pain.. you cant even sit straight... and all of the sudden you have blue lights behind you?


Would you stop? What would you do?

[Infinite]

i'd pull over and run in the bushes

[Nitro]

take that mo-fo along for the ride....fuk it :lmfao:

[NewGen33]

This happened to me coming back from the air port thank god I made it back doing 100. But I don't know what I would do if I got stopped. Probably yell at him that I got to do some business then to follow me in the bathroom or, just wait for me to come back.

[Kyle]

If youy ran he would chase you and probably give you a public indecency or whatever it's called. That's a tough one.

[1SICKLEX]

I would simply pull over, open my door, walk to the police car, and shit right next to his door.

[TheSnail]

I'd shit on my self to avoid the ticket.

[HalfBaked]

I'd shit on my self to avoid the ticket.
Me too.

I already told my friends if they got pulled over because I had to shit I'd shit myself.

[TIGERJC]

I got out of a ticket b/c I told the cop I had to take a shit and I couldnt hold it. I luv Fayetteville cops

[SLOWLYbtngU]

lol...I would take him along for the ride....I'd have to, I couldnt do the bushes thing...

[PhAtBoYMr2]

that would suck if you shit yourself and still got a ticket......

[Brett]

You had to take a mega shit...and you are driving.. trying to rush to make it home or the nearest rest stop or gas station.. .your stomach is about to explode.. pain.. you cant even sit straight... and all of the sudden you have blue lights behind you?


Would you stop? What would you do?

Now that is a really good question actually...LOL

[bigdare23]

LOL

[Ran]

Has happened before. I pulled into the next gas station and ran inside. Told the clerk to tell the officer to hold on because I had to sh*t. When I came out the cop f*cking laughed at me and said it wasn't even worth it anymore. F*cker. :lmfao:

[STI LOVER]

lol. I wouldn't know what to do.

[Nemesis]

LOL@ this thread.

[xXnimbusXx]

Has happened before. I pulled into the next gas station and ran inside. Told the clerk to tell the officer to hold on because I had to sh*t. When I came out the cop f*cking laughed at me and said it wasn't even worth it anymore. F*cker. :lmfao:


HAHA wow, that is awesome/ :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[2.0civic]

lol what would be funny is if you jumped out and the cop tackled your ass and then your shit yourself...lose lose

[Sammich]

Has happened before. I pulled into the next gas station and ran inside. Told the clerk to tell the officer to hold on because I had to sh*t. When I came out the cop f*cking laughed at me and said it wasn't even worth it anymore. F*cker. :lmfao:


:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[thinkfast®]

LOL @ GEORGES HAIRCUT

[Nemesis]

LOL @ GEORGES HAIRCUT


dont be mad cause I got burns and you dont puto!!!!!!!!!

[thinkfast®]

HEARD YOU WAS IN MY STOMPIN GROUNDS THIS WEEKEND, WHAT GIVES SLUT




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YOU CANT CALL NOONE? LOL

[Nemesis]

HEARD YOU WAS IN MY STOMPIN GROUNDS THIS WEEKEND, WHAT GIVES SLUT




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YOU CANT CALL NOONE? LOL


I thought Rican called you! LOL

[thinkfast®]

YEA HE DID... BUT I DONT LIKE BEANERS

ANYWAYS HE TOLD ME HE WAS DOIN LAUNDRY

[The Yousef]

You had to take a mega shit...and you are driving.. trying to rush to make it home or the nearest rest stop or gas station.. .your stomach is about to explode.. pain.. you cant even sit straight... and all of the sudden you have blue lights behind you?


Would you stop? What would you do?

i'd pull over...roll down my window...and tell the cop i'm about to shit my pants....if he doesn't believe...i'd go ahead and shit my pants (i got a steam cleaner at home)....then yell:

"LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO TO MYSELF!!"

[Sammich]

everything u own is brown or pink so it wouldnt matter anyway

[thinkfast®]

YOSEF THATS WHAT YOU DID THE FIRST TIME I MET YOU AT VARSITY, WHEN I KNOCKED ON YOUR PRELUDE AND YOU DIDNT KNOW WHO I WAS

[The Yousef]

YOSEF THATS WHAT YOU DID THE FIRST TIME I MET YOU AT VARSITY, WHEN I KNOCKED ON YOUR PRELUDE AND YOU DIDNT KNOW WHO I WAS

huh? :thinking:


i don't recall such instance Ricky...

[thinkfast®]

OHOHOHO REEEALLY... I BET YOUR MOM DOES, AFTER SHE HAD TO CLEAN YOUR SHIT STAINED PANTIES WHEN YOU GOT HOME CRYING

WHO WEARS TITEY WHITEYS ANYWAYS, I MEAN WE ARENT 8 YRS OLD

[The Yousef]

OHOHOHO REEEALLY... I BET YOUR MOM DOES, AFTER SHE HAD TO CLEAN YOUR SHIT STAINED PANTIES WHEN YOU GOT HOME CRYING

WHO WEARS TITEY WHITEYS ANYWAYS, I MEAN WE ARENT 8 YRS OLD

they're fruit of the looms bitch@!

[thinkfast®]

YEA, REP YOUR SHIT YOSEF


HOHOHO THAT JUST SOUNDED REAL GROSE

[The Yousef]

:lmfao:

[thinkfast®]

YOU STILL RUN AROUND W/ THE TOWEL AND CLOTHESPIN HUH, TALKIN ABOUT "SUPER BROWNIE"

GET OUTTA HERE
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[The Yousef]

what happened to the kinder and gentler thinkfast?

[thinkfast®]

oops sorry its just because I was hongry, that always happens when I get an appetite

so whats up my friend