whats up? and jesus joke!

[4dmin]

why couldn't jesus be born in alabama?











they couldn't find a virgin or wise men :lmfao:



one of the funny country folk at the gwinnett diner told me that one :cheers:

whats up bitches i've been away all week whats new? the new job has kept me crazy busy no time to surf :(

[Echonova]

Why is Jesus considered a lady's man????






Cause he got nailed three times in one night.

[The Yousef]

sup paulina....glad to have you back (okay not really...i was just being polite)

[4dmin]

Why is Jesus considered a lady's man????






Cause he got nailed three times in one night.

bahhh nice +25

hows my favorite terrorist? sad i'm sure your father was hanged recently wasn't he :lmfao:

[Echonova]

Why do people think Jesus was black??
a. called everyone brother
b. went everywhere with his entourage
c. couldn't get a fair trial

[4dmin]

holy shit 2/2 your my new fav jesus bashing friend welcome to the club!!! :goodjob:

[Echonova]

[QUOTE=admin]bahhh nice +25

Thanks!!! :goodjob:

[The Yousef]

hows my favorite terrorist? sad i'm sure your father was hanged recently wasn't he :lmfao:

he was my uncle you asshole!!!


good thing you tools can't find my other one! :lmfao:

[Echonova]

What's the difference between Jesus and a porn star????






Jesus only came twice.

[BiH1320]

lmfao! hahahaha

[HeLLo iM iZzY]

Jesus and Moses were strolling by the Red Sea, when Moses nudged Jesus and said, "Psst. Hey, Jesus, I've still got it."

Moses turned towards the Red Sea and lifted his staff on high. The angels began to sing, the gentle sea breeze turned into a raging gale, and the waters of the Red Sea were parted. Moses lowered his arms and, with a smug grin on his face, turned back to face Jesus.

Jesus scoffed. "Moses, my boy," said the Messiah, "I have still got it." And with a flourish of his robes, Jesus stepped onto the waters of the Red Sea and began to stride across without so much as a ripple.

But to Moses' amazement, halfway across the water, Jesus suddenly began to sink. He splashed into the water and began to choke and flounder as the waves tossed him around. Moses grumbled at Jesus' sillyness and parted the water once more. Moses helped Jesus back to shore, as the Saviour hacked up salt water. When they had finally reached shore, Moses slapped a consoling hand on Jesus' shoulder and said, "Don't worry about it, Lord. Last time you tried it, you didn't have holes in your feet."


:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[BiH1320]

Why is Jesus considered a lady's man????






Cause he got nailed three times in one night.



:lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:

[HeLLo iM iZzY]

I remember one that my friend told me, lol.

What’s the difference between Jesus Christ and an oil painting?

You only need one nail to hold up a picture.

[Hulud]

What did Jesus say when he was up on the cross?

"This was one Hell of a way to spend my Easter vacation."

[Hulud]

Why can't Jesus eat M&M's?


They keep falling through his hands.

[AlliRae]

lol... that is all

[Hulud]

What happens if you cross Jesus and Ron Jeremy?


You get a messiah that's hung in two ways!

[BiH1320]

hahah

[quickdodge®]

Later, QD.

[HeLLo iM iZzY]

Why did jesus cross the road?

He was nailed to the chicken.

[Echonova]

How do you know Jesus is Jewish?







Cause he swears his mom's a virgin and his dad is F***** god.

[gijoe0720]

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[gijoe0720]

Why did all the ladies love Jesus?


He was hung like this

[Hulud]

Why did all the ladies love Jesus?


He was hung like this
stop stealin my joke! lol

[~The_Duke~]

stop stealin my joke! lol

But his has a pretty picture to go along with it...

[~The_Duke~]

Someone post up the jesus ghostbuster picture I cant find it...

[Hulud]

But his has a pretty picture to go along with it...
that was what i did too!

did you never see it in the offensive joke thread?

[~The_Duke~]

I prolly did cas I read through that whole thread, but I dont really remember...lol

I want to see the jesus ghostbuster pic again...lol

[gijoe0720]

stop stealin my joke! lol


I heard that joke back when I was in like the 9th grade.

[gijoe0720]

Someone post up the jesus ghostbuster picture I cant find it...



This it?

[~The_Duke~]

This it?

Ya that is the one lol

[2.0civic]

huh?http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j309/cnassassin1/broly20jesus20gtfo.jpg

[~The_Duke~]

lol that one is funny to b18...