View Full Version : Why does Helen Keller suck at driving?
RandomGuy
01-05-2007, 11:01 PM
because she's a woman.
[/bored] har har
2.0civic
01-05-2007, 11:04 PM
what do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Not shit, you already told her twice
RandomGuy
01-05-2007, 11:09 PM
What do you call a mexican midget?
a paragraph because he's not quite an essay
2.0civic
01-05-2007, 11:10 PM
LOL
~The_Duke~
01-05-2007, 11:10 PM
What do you call a mexican midget?
a paragraph because he's not quite an essay
lol
2.0civic
01-05-2007, 11:10 PM
what do you call 100 mexicans on the moon? A problem
What do you call all the mexicans on the moon? Problem solved
2.0civic
01-05-2007, 11:11 PM
did you ever see any black people on the jetsons???
Futures looking bright
2.0civic
01-05-2007, 11:12 PM
why do black people have nightmares?
The last one who had a dream got shot
2.0civic
01-05-2007, 11:12 PM
before someone bitches, i havent said nigger and im not racist so dont get your titties hard over a joke
~The_Duke~
01-05-2007, 11:13 PM
but I like firm titties...
Repost Squintz
01-05-2007, 11:15 PM
What do you call a mexican midget?
a paragraph because he's not quite an essay
:lmfao: :lmfao:
before someone bitches, i havent said nigger
You have now.
GermanMuscle
01-05-2007, 11:20 PM
keep the jokes coming
2.0civic
01-05-2007, 11:21 PM
You have now.
..
2.0civic
01-05-2007, 11:22 PM
keep the jokes coming
tell us some hitler ones..i know you got jokes
2.0civic
01-05-2007, 11:23 PM
why is it a shame when a caprice with four gangsta go off a cliff?
a caprice seats 6
imbosile
01-05-2007, 11:23 PM
what do you call 100 mexicans on the moon? A problem
What do you call all the mexicans on the moon? Problem solved
hahaha i love that one
Did you know hellen keller had a treehouse? Neither did she.
2.0civic
01-05-2007, 11:29 PM
Did you know hellen keller had a treehouse? Neither did she.hahahaha
imbosile
01-05-2007, 11:31 PM
Did you know hellen keller had a treehouse? Neither did she.
haha not bad
Crazy Asian
01-05-2007, 11:36 PM
Have you heard about Hitler's new microwave oven?
It seats 500!
Crazy Asian
01-05-2007, 11:40 PM
What's black, orange, and very pretty?
A nigger on fire
What do you call four niggers in a car?
Tinted windows
2.0civic
01-05-2007, 11:40 PM
why is ray charles always smiling???
He doesnt know hes black
imbosile
01-05-2007, 11:40 PM
Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand?
So she can moan with the other
2.0civic
01-05-2007, 11:47 PM
Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand?
So she can moan with the other
ahahahahahaha
Jecht
01-06-2007, 12:13 AM
Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand?
So she can moan with the other
:lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:
:lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao:
GermanMuscle
01-06-2007, 09:10 AM
Why did Hitler kill himself?
The Jews sent him a gas bill
Did you hear about the queer German?
Ate Off Hitler
Three women - a German, a Jew and a polack - all gave birth to seven pound baby boys at the same time. The nurses got the babies mixed up somehow and couldn't tell which baby belonged to which mother.
After an hour of mass confusion the father of the German baby decided he would settle the problem. He walked into the nursery and lined up the three infants in a row. He then clicked his heels, raised his arm in a salute and shouted, "Heil Hitler!"
The German baby snapped to attention, the Jewish baby shit it's pants and the polish baby played in it
Echonova
01-06-2007, 12:39 PM
Why do mexicans drive low-riders?
So they can cruise and pick cabbage at the same time.
seksehowy
01-06-2007, 12:44 PM
What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?
pizza doesn't scream when they go into the oven.
Echonova
01-06-2007, 12:53 PM
Juan, Carlos, and Antonio all jump off a cliff to see who hits the ground first. Who wins????
Society
Echonova
01-06-2007, 12:54 PM
What do you call a mexican driving a BMW?
Grand theft auto.
Echonova
01-06-2007, 01:01 PM
An asain man walks into the currency exchange with 2000 yen, and gets 72 dollars. A week later he comes back with another 2000 yen and only gets 66 dollars. He asks the casher why.
The casher says"fluctuations"
The asain man stormed out. On his way out the door he said "Fluc you americians too"
4dmin
01-06-2007, 01:11 PM
before someone bitches, i havent said nigger and im not racist so dont get your titties hard over a joke
YOU SAID WHAT :2up:
bahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that shit is funny as fuck!
essay and the dream joke!
RandomGuy
01-07-2007, 02:32 AM
An asain man walks into the currency exchange with 2000 yen, and gets 72 dollars. A week later he comes back with another 2000 yen and only gets 66 dollars. He asks the casher why.
The casher says"fluctuations"
The asain man stormed out. On his way out the door he said "Fluc you americians too"
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hahaha that was epic
DIABEETUS
01-07-2007, 02:43 AM
what's 9 inches long, hard and white?
yeah, i don't know either...
green91
01-07-2007, 06:38 PM
what do you call a mexican chic with short legs? cuntswaylow
koukis14
01-07-2007, 10:01 PM
What is the difference between a Jew and a Canoe?
A canoe tips
Driftk1d350z
01-08-2007, 12:13 AM
a penguin is going to see his parents when his car dies so he pulls into a gas station for the mechanic to look at it. Then mechanic says he'll look at it in 30 mins so the penguin goes across the street to get some vanilla ice cream. After he finishes he walks back across the street to the mechanic. The mechanic says, "looks like you blew a seal." Then the penguin says wiping his face,"oh no, i just had some ice cream across the street."
1SICKLEX
01-08-2007, 12:19 AM
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RandomGuy
01-08-2007, 03:06 AM
Penguins driving Rotaries FTW
An white guy, black guy, and asian guy get stranded on an island. The white guy, taking charge tells the black guy to gather food and the asian guy to go for supplies. They head out and the white guy starts building some shelter. The black guy returns with food and they wait for the asian guy to come back. After a few hours, no asian guy. After a day, no asian guy. So they finally decide to go look for him. Just as the approach the bushes, the asian guy jumps out and yells "SUPPLIES!"
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOL
LIRL
Sammich
01-08-2007, 12:11 PM
What do you call a mexican midget?
a paragraph because he's not quite an essay
:lmfao: reps
Black Mamba
01-08-2007, 03:29 PM
What do you call two Mexicans playing basket ball?
Juan on Juan
Black Mamba
01-08-2007, 03:31 PM
What do you call a Mexican without a car?
Carlos
Black Mamba
01-08-2007, 03:35 PM
What did Bruce lee order at Burger King?
A WHOPPPPPPPPPPPAAA
R3RUN
01-08-2007, 03:36 PM
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
Took her to a stucco wall and told her to read.
Black Mamba
01-08-2007, 03:37 PM
What DRINK did bruce lee order at Burger King??
a WATAAAHH
Black Mamba
01-08-2007, 03:41 PM
an Illegal Mexican tried to cross the border, but eventually got caught by the Border Line patrol..
so the Patrol tells the Mexican "You know the law, you have to go back"
"No senor, please I have to go to USA! PLEASE SENOR!" replies the illegal Mexican,
So the patrol thinks its funny and tells him if he can make a sentence out of three words that is provided to him. then he can stay.
The illegal Mexican agrees. The three given words were " GREEN, PINK, and YELLOW"
and the Mexican said..
"The Phone GREEN GREEN GREEN, I PINK it up and sayz YELLOW?!?!?"
Psycho
01-08-2007, 03:43 PM
Awww, I got kicked out of class for laughing so hard
Black Mamba
01-08-2007, 03:45 PM
what did the fish say when it hit the wall?
DAM!
Sammich
01-08-2007, 03:45 PM
an Illegal Mexican tried to cross the border, but eventually got caught by the Border Line patrol..
so the Patrol tells the Mexican "You know the law, you have to go back"
"No senor, please I have to go to USA! PLEASE SENOR!" replies the illegal Mexican,
So the patrol thinks its funny and tells him if he can make a sentence out of three words that is provided to him. then he can stay.
The illegal Mexican agrees. The three given words were " GREEN, PINK, and YELLOW"
and the Mexican said..
"The Phone GREEN GREEN GREEN, I PINK it up and sayz YELLOW?!?!?"
:thinking:
Black Mamba
01-08-2007, 03:45 PM
What do you call a fish with no eye?
fsh.
Black Mamba
01-08-2007, 03:48 PM
how did hair stylist get to the party so fast?
he took a short cut...
RandomGuy
03-17-2010, 01:49 PM
pretty funny stuff, must read... head to dig up this thread to find a joke from here,
the new guys will like it too
alpine_aw11
03-17-2010, 01:56 PM
Epic thread is epic
ARH1192
03-17-2010, 02:12 PM
Epic thread is epic
Using the word epic is gay. Using it twice in one sentence is really gay. And this is not a joke!
Andr3w
03-17-2010, 02:23 PM
A truck driver is driving down the road with a full load of bowling balls. It is raining.
He sees two black guys with bikes.
"Yeahhh man, our bicycle is broken down, both of us needs a ride."
"Ok", says the truck driver, "but I dont have room in the cab so you'll have to ride in the trailer."
A few miles later he gets pulled over by two troopers. One trooper is checking the tires, the brakes and when he opens the back doors, he yells out
"Emergency! Seal off the area!"
The other trooper comes running to see what the problem is.
"He's got a truckload of nigger eggs, two of them hatched, and they've already stolen bikes!!!
loverboy_gnd
03-17-2010, 02:36 PM
A truck driver is driving down the road with a full load of bowling balls. It is raining.
He sees two black guys with bikes.
"Yeahhh man, our bicycle is broken down, both of us needs a ride."
"Ok", says the truck driver, "but I dont have room in the cab so you'll have to ride in the trailer."
A few miles later he gets pulled over by two troopers. One trooper is checking the tires, the brakes and when he opens the back doors, he yells out
"Emergency! Seal off the area!"
The other trooper comes running to see what the problem is.
"He's got a truckload of nigger eggs, two of them hatched, and they've already stolen bikes!!!
DAMN LOL! thats fucked up but FUNNY!!:cheers:
xxbckiexx
03-17-2010, 03:00 PM
http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t90/jasons9594/Follow_Your_Heart.jpg
tdurr
03-17-2010, 03:19 PM
http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t90/jasons9594/Follow_Your_Heart.jpg
rofl more reps!
xxbckiexx
03-17-2010, 03:21 PM
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3660/3363890835_c38d109b9c_o.gif
ilbcnu123
03-17-2010, 03:26 PM
Q: What's the difference between a drunk and a stoner?
A: One drives through a stop sign, the other waits for it to turn green.
marcos713
03-17-2010, 03:27 PM
what do you call 100black people running down a hill?
a mud slide!
marcos713
03-17-2010, 03:27 PM
what do you call 100white people running down a hill?
an avalanche!
alpine_aw11
03-17-2010, 03:28 PM
Using the word epic is gay. Using it twice in one sentence is really gay. And this is not a joke!
Epically gay qoute is epically gay. I bet your unhappiness will reach epic levels after you read this epic statement.
FutureManLS
03-17-2010, 03:43 PM
Why dont black kids play in the sandbox?
Cats will try to bury them
xxbckiexx
03-17-2010, 03:54 PM
http://images.dr3vil.com//files3/30/allmybasecake.jpg
roxie911
03-17-2010, 03:59 PM
Q: What's the difference between a drunk and a stoner?
A: One drives through a stop sign, the other waits for it to turn green.
LOLZ...kinda like:
Q: What's the difference between an alcoholic and a druggie?
A: One feels bad for stealing your purse, the other one will help you look for it.
djpikachu1
03-17-2010, 10:26 PM
Q: How do you stop five white guys from raping a white woman?
A: Throw them a golf ball.
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