Jokes thread!! post your funny jokes

[ranj]

i don't know if this is a repost, but lets see what kind of humor the IA ppl have so post up some of your best jokes.:goodjob:

i'll start

Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?" The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want". The second engineer nodded approvingly, "Good choice; her clothes probably wouldn't have fit you, anyway."

[bigdare23]

What you trying to say??? Huh??? {^^^points at location}

[ranj]

i wanna hear some jokes! lol

[Ran]

Why can't Helen Keller drive?

Because she's a woman.

[ranj]

ohh snap!

[Kyle]

How do you punish Hellen Keller?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

[bigdare23]

How do you punish Hellen Keller?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

You made me get this crazy ass pic in my head LOL +1
{tried to rep, but couldnt maybe next time}

[ranj]

How do you punish Hellen Keller?

Leave the plunger in the toilet
:lmfao:

[Ran]

Define an Eternity
4 Woman Drivers in 4 Vehicles at a 4 Way Stop

[ranj]

Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A. "How do you breath through something so small?"

[ranj]

omg this one is really bad!

Why don't women wear watches?
There's a clock on the stove!

[imbosile]

omg this one is really bad!

Why don't women wear watches?
There's a clock on the stove!


hahaha that's great

[imbosile]

What you trying to say??? Huh??? {^^^points at location}



yea man, wtf mate

[ranj]

yea man, wtf mate
didn't mean anything by it, its a joke.

What's worse than getting raped by Jack the Ripper?
Getting fingered by Captain Hook.

[bigdare23]

yea man, wtf mate

I liked how you had my back!!! GT FTMFW!!! LOL

[imbosile]

I liked how you had my back!!! GT FTMFW!!! LOL


Haha, anytime :cheers:

[sidewayz]

Q. how do you make a little girl cry twice ???
A. take your bloody dick and wipe it on her teddy bear

[an0therh22]

Q. how do you make a little girl cry twice ???
A. take your bloody dick and wipe it on her teddy bear
that is disgusting man

[ka-t_Zenki]

Q. how do you make a little girl cry twice ???
A. take your bloody dick and wipe it on her teddy bear

bro.. no good :no: ....... people go to jail for that kid... and become exiled form society

[greasemunkey]

I thought this was funny -so im eating with a couple people and this guy who has a 5.0 and was raping me all day goin places, he was drunk as hell and out of no where he said 'dude, you need to buckle down and...(drunken slurring) get a real car

I drive a honda...

[man]

I thought this was funny -so im eating with a couple people and this guy who has a 5.0 and was raping me all day goin places, he was drunk as hell and out of no where he said 'dude, you need to buckle down and...(drunken slurring) get a real car

I drive a honda...

Where's the funny???

[KoukiDrftr]

Where's the funny???
haha thats funny!!

[greasemunkey]

lol, it is pretty funny if your not all caught up about your honda...i woulda said shit back but not after him killin me all day

[.blank cd]

Your mom is so fat

I took a taxi, a train, and a plane to get on her good side

[RedGTS]

i wish I could neg rep this whole thread, not one funny joke